Alr my take on the subject : they don't actually agree on the subject of kids, or at least Ashley isn't sure, so asking that question triggered insecurities about the future. Next she complains about it to her wife, without mentioning the part which triggered her but still offloading its feelings. Next brittney take it at core (cause you know heavy feeling) expect you to have been rude about it to get such reaction and confront you.

Now maybe I'm all wrong and they're just easily disagreeable people

Why are you apologising again ?

This, who wouldn't let their daughter marry D34th_gr1nd ? It s not even a question really

See, he's a dude. For him, marriage is only a financial liability. Sure you might never divorce him, but if you were to think about it eventually, the outcome would do everything but deter you from it. Not all men are willing to live with a damocles sword above their heads just for a pretty ceremony and rings to wear.

Now, you say this relationship is just practical, but is it a good relationship ? If it works why break it ? Because there's a chance that in the universe the perfect partner exists and that you would miraculously get him ? Cherish what you do have, instead of living in fantasies.

I'm sorry but there's no mention of long term. Meeting people through friends is very efficient, but I would argue that the more long term, the more display of affection are just emotional dump on the other person, and not interest.

Lol you're generous, I would have said 8yo top

No but they can make his life miserable

I think someone has no idea what being a guy is like lmao

Lust isn't love. They sure like each others company, but I would still suggest for them to take their time if they feel like it

Makes me remember the time a friend of mine got gifted a couple dildos by one of her boy friends. The most awkward part is, it wasn't a quick dumb buy, he made them by hand.

That's the second lesson for you, alway be wary of someone's ability to manage money if they live paycheck to paycheck

Lol, get a restraining order mate

Red code, family in coming

Ofc it worked out, as I told you he probably don't give a shit if you're great at it or not. He does seem to like you tho

never said it applied to everyone, just guys I know

alr just a quick tip. I know pretty much no man turned on by an athletic feat of a women. They do of graceful or aesthetically pleasing ones tho

Honestly, don't try to. Give her one apology and let it go, otherwise you'll act desperate and only make things worse.

What if you use numbers for yourself primarily ?

Could've been worse. I'm glad you got your stuff together tho, you don't seem like a bad guy

Yeah, someone who doesn't even inquire to clarify if something she doesn't understand happens ? Would've been a lot of trouble down the road.

Years, at least

Grow some balls, or hang some to this piercing of yours