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dewayneestes t1_jduz8mj wrote
Reply to comment by ApocalypseSpokesman in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
There is literally a major movie about this. OP really needs to be more careful.
dewayneestes t1_jduz67e wrote
Reply to comment by 4rp4n3t in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
“A fool and his money are some party!”
- strippers
dewayneestes t1_jduyxoz wrote
Reply to comment by stuloch in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
Last time I was at a strip club—and it’s been a while—the two guys in front of us got in for free by showing their police badges. In fact the only times I’ve gotten into strip clubs for free was because we were with cops.
dewayneestes t1_jduyj4k wrote
Reply to comment by nowhereman136 in TIL the New York Times, in 1944, Introduced Readers to an Exciting New Food: Pizza by FatherWinter
My wife’s grandmother divorced her grandpa because he wanted to leave Harrington Kansas. She ended up dying there in the late 1990s. Imagine never leaving Harrington Kansas.
dewayneestes t1_jdk3zw5 wrote
Reply to comment by Material_Community18 in How should I raise the level of the floor on concrete in an enclosed porch? by codenoggin
We raised our lanai (this was in Honolulu) and enclosed it, had to raise the floor about 2 inches for it to match the rest of the living area. We hired some guys to do it.
8am Sunday a full sized cement truck pulls up and 11 Philippino guys gather, one of them was about 70 and his job was to crack open Heinekens.
They run the cement to the back of the house using a big half pipe and get the whole thing laid in about an hour. 2 guys stayed and watered it and kept it smooth as it set up. It was vey noisy, a helicopter flew over and circled for a bit, our neighbors were not thrilled.
Turns out there was a gigantic development burn built about a mile from us, the cement guys would skim loads and do peoples small projects on their way to the big development.
Far as I’m concerned we got an experienced crew to do a top notch job for a really good price.
dewayneestes t1_jd7hs3u wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking a dump in her old toilet by Ninjaxas
I felt every second of this drama in my gut.
We are a little older and my wife decided we needed to replace our toilets with a nicer but frankly ridiculously expensive new toilets. I don’t think I have ever experienced such a powerful and instantaneous lifestyle upgrade.
Our water usage dropped by almost 2/3. I knew the old ones were leaky but wow that is a LOT of water.
And more importantly, these babies have never clogged or flushed incompletely. I feel like they could eat a litter of kittens in one flush, truly amazing.
We also drive a Toyota and I’d never considered the dangers there… glad we upgraded.
dewayneestes t1_jbf67x0 wrote
Reply to A retro loop gif I made. by visualdon
Beautiful.
dewayneestes t1_jarys7s wrote
Reply to comment by SmackEh in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Perthy McPerth-Face should also be considered.
dewayneestes t1_ja7loxp wrote
When that really big one broke up over Russia I thought there was an article about how the far northern hemisphere was a more likely landing zone due to some gravitational issue but now I can’t find it.
dewayneestes t1_ja4kt2v wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
You’re an asshole who has learned a valuable lesson (I hope). You move on with your life a bit wiser. Leave both those girls alone as they’re clearly out of your league.
dewayneestes t1_ja49ivc wrote
Reply to There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
I think a similar feeling is when you’re laid off or fired from a job at a company that then goes on to be more successful without you.
I’ve actually worked for small companies that thought they’d be better off without me and then they go into a death spiral when I’m gone.
But I’ve also had the opposite happen . :-/
dewayneestes t1_j9nlj4k wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Apple is convinced my dog is stalking me. A vital AirTag safety feature is incorrectly notifying me every day. by MayoFetish
When you get the “stalker alert” I believe there’s an option to say you know the tag and are ok with it following you.
dewayneestes t1_j9l9spv wrote
The guy next to your dad is the dealer, the guy next to the dealer is the guy everyone had to front for with the dealer because he was always in and out of jobs.
Your dad still misses him but was glad he kept him at arms length.
dewayneestes t1_j96pc7m wrote
Reply to Meta announces paid blue verification tick on Facebook and Instagram: Details by northmania
This is a nice way of them saying if you have a small business and someone copies your account and pretends to be you they won’t do shit about it unless you pay the ransom.
Honestly even then they probably won’t do shit about it.
dewayneestes t1_j5no703 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The Forgotten History of Gay Entrapment: Routine arrests were the linchpin of a social system intended to humiliate LGBTQ people by PhillipCrawfordJr
This is basically what George Michael was arrested for in the UK, go watch his letterman interview. It wasn’t THAT long ago.
dewayneestes t1_j4qq5r4 wrote
Reply to comment by GetCoinWood in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
That would keep everyone away.
dewayneestes t1_j2usnez wrote
Reply to comment by phadrus56 in When faced with a choice conflict, individuals who consume alcohol may be nudged into selecting more expensive branded alcoholic beverages. by [deleted]
I believe the standard of “people who consume the product know why to pay more for a good one” is pretty universal.
dewayneestes t1_j2f3h6g wrote
Reply to comment by GarlVinland4Astrea in Here's why people aren't watching Andor: the first 3 episodes are from a much smaller, much more boring show. by testthrowaway54321
To your point number 2 you have to asks yourself if being a Star Wars story is more compelling or being a political thriller is more compelling. I’d say a good political thriller is more appealing at this point than another Star Wars story.
dewayneestes t1_j2f345s wrote
Reply to Here's why people aren't watching Andor: the first 3 episodes are from a much smaller, much more boring show. by testthrowaway54321
“Nobody” is watching Andor because I’m sick of having to understand a catalog of back stories before I can figure out what the f is going on in each Star Wars story. I don’t know who the characters are and I don’t care because the writers are too lazy to even remotely sketch them out for someone who isn’t a super fan.
Pedantic internet trolls have ruined story telling with their obsessive canon discussions of every possible show created. It’s an f’ing fantasy ok? It can be whatever the f it wants to be.
And don’t even get me started on Baby Yoda. Don’t show me a baby Yoda week after week and then get mad at me when I point and say “look it’s a baby Yoda”.
dewayneestes t1_j2etj7t wrote
Reply to It's been said before, but I dislike how the PG rating has effectively replaced the G rating for animated movies. by Zealousideal_Art2159
I just assume G is for Mormons and veggie tales.
dewayneestes t1_j29pzit wrote
Reply to comment by Evil_Chaos_DX in A curved escalator in Japan by SteveSilva
We have them at Westfield Center in San Francisco. They’ve been there since the 90s.
dewayneestes t1_j27x82d wrote
Reply to comment by MagicalMetaMagic in Why is the sound mixing in modern TV shows so bad? by poet3322
A perfect recent example of how easy this is to fix was The French Dispatch by Wes Anderson.
Every bit of dialog was 100% crystal clear. Yes it’s a very simple and stage like show but my wife and I were stunned that we didn’t have to futz around with settings and subtitles to enjoy a movie for once.
dewayneestes t1_j27rc2e wrote
Reply to Saudi Arabia Takes Control of AR Pioneer Magic Leap in $450 Million Deal (Report) by LegitVirusSN
Imagine if all the billionaires moved to the Metaverse and left the rest of us alone.
dewayneestes t1_j1yaglu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in is there any show with more spin-offs and spin-offs-of-spin-offs than All in the Family? by [deleted]
But I read it in Archie Bunker’s voice and it made me happy.
Meathead.
dewayneestes t1_je2zes7 wrote
Reply to comment by Alspelpha in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat
The best Star Wars movie was the one with the tightest budget. Tight budgets make people more creative and efficient at problem solving because they make trade offs as opposed to just throwing everything in regardless of cost.