ApocalypseSpokesman
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jegp1t1 wrote
Reply to [ Removed by Reddit ] by ho_D_or7
Sometimes they'll come up to you saying "te cogí," (I've got you!)
But it sounds like tekogi 手漕ぎ meaning "spankin' it" in Japanese.
Which is also frightening
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jegn7y4 wrote
Reply to comment by dmetz1979 in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
Ideally, whatever the truth is, it would come to light in the trial.
However, I have no confidence that will actually happen for this or any other high-profile case.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jeal2fb wrote
Reply to a Beksinski inspired piece by me by Xer0sen
This pleases me
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jeakwiv wrote
Boss at 45% of the way through the game
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jeajrl5 wrote
Reply to My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-
HEY-OHHHHHH
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jdt5eob wrote
What in the fuck?
This is all insane.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jdfwe5x wrote
There is a feeling that you ought to catch hell for this. The rule seemingly being "pay close attention to assignments and submit them properly."
But on reflection, if you sent him, say, an assignment for another class, the same feeling would not be there, even though it would seem that the same rule had been infracted in the same way.
So a big part of that reaction must be a psychological opprobrium toward porn generally. But why would that be, really? Would anyone seriously entertain the notion that the professor doesn't consume porn, or that he would think that of you? Or do we think that porn is somehow dangerous or destructive?
On a final reflection though, it was furry porn, so it would only be justice for you to end up in some sort of gulag/salt mine type of situation.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jd4knvw wrote
Reply to comment by Key_Wallaby4604 in TIFU by being inconsiderate of a woman’s living situation by [deleted]
Well, either way, I really don't get u/nightowl_i's objection.
Why would it be a negative thing if you had sex with the sister?
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jd4aldq wrote
Reply to comment by nightowl_i in TIFU by being inconsiderate of a woman’s living situation by [deleted]
What's wrong with that? Sisters also need dong.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jc5cled wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
We surround ourselves with garbage,
then we eat the garbage and we are garbage
Welcome to Garbage
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_ja3xhlc wrote
that's pretty lazy, my man
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_ja3v2wc wrote
Reply to comment by googoobah in So what should we do? by googoobah
I wouldn't sneeze at them, people in the trades make bank.
Check the income of say, an elevator repair technician.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j9wrcro wrote
I just finished it and it's awful.
>!Why on Earth would Eunice go to all that trouble, pulling a dozen things out of her ass at a time, to ensure the safety of Verity, who never did anything or amounted to anything? She had no real personality, and half of her lines were repeating what the previous person said to her as a question.!<
>!I sincerely doubt that the Server, whatever it is, can ensure a steady enough bandwidth between two stubs that Connor, who apparently has nothing but time on his hands, can pilot drones inside of buildings with no latency.!<
>!Nothing at all happens in the book. What's the whole Qamishli thing? Don't ask me, I only read the thing. Don't ask Gibson, because he doesn't know either.!<
>!They mention that the future is kinda barely holding on, thanks to the improbable shards and the unobtainium assemblers which can do just anything instantly. That is belied by the fact that the future is positively filled with whimsical, extravagant nonsense. A cosplay part of town? Why not? Hey, I'm gonna cloak my car that moves in any direction soundlessly, all day, for the fuck of it, because energy is apparently free and limitless. Hey I'm gonna go meet this guy I need to talk to. Should I meet him at a cafe, or should I go to a repurposed, neolithic-themed sex club that serves breakfast all day? And Ainsley is apparently omniscient, because she knows everything that gets spoken aloud in at least the city of London, if not the world.!<
>!Every fucking thing is simultaneously overwrought and vacuous. None of the characters have much of a personality. The good guys are 100% good as gumdrops, and the bad guys, well I'm sure they're bad for entirely unspecified reasons.!<
>!And the whole Hillary Clinton <wink, wink> angle was an eye-roller.!<
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j9l0cwb wrote
Reply to comment by XueShiLong in What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
You're right, that is funny!
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j9fmxaf wrote
Reply to comment by CaregiverNo421 in World to face wars over food and water without climate action, EU green deal chief says by YoanB
Something like that, yes. It's a mathematical impossibility to keep billions of people alive without adding to the CO2 problem, so this is the kind of thing it would take to achieve negative emissions:
"Food is your own concern, but we're going to impound and destroy every automobile and gas-powered device so you don't get any ideas. Also, say goodbye to electricity, and water may be spotty. Don't complain or we will execute you. If we catch anyone burning wood, the whole household's going in the ground."
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j9fhs9y wrote
Reply to comment by maraca101 in World to face wars over food and water without climate action, EU green deal chief says by YoanB
What was the point of that smug, moralizing drivel?
That simple-minded comment isn't a representation of what is really happening, and it wouldn't solve the issue, either.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j9fhcq0 wrote
Reply to comment by CaregiverNo421 in World to face wars over food and water without climate action, EU green deal chief says by YoanB
What are you talking about?
The sacrifices would be an order of magnitude greater than that, and the success of "good messaging" was spotty at best,
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j9fh5i5 wrote
Reply to comment by CriticalSpirit in World to face wars over food and water without climate action, EU green deal chief says by YoanB
That's not a solution--that's a shell game. You just move the consumption from column A to column B.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j9dtq0w wrote
Reply to No matter what the box or wrapper says, always put a baking sheet under the freezer pizza. by JMDeutsch
No, don't do that
Why on earth would you do that?
What the hell are you thinking?
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j9dtcqi wrote
Reply to World to face wars over food and water without climate action, EU green deal chief says by YoanB
The problem is that you don't only need to convince people of the reality of climate change. You have to persuade them then to act against their own immediate interest and change the way they live. You have to convince the majority of humans to willingly decrease their quality of life, and not for a short period, but forever.
It is, in other words impossible.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j9bfsjp wrote
Price controls almost inevitably result in unforeseen negative consequences by distorting the market. One result in the present case may be landlords relaxing upkeep standards/renovations due to a lack of financial motivation.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j8zsvwx wrote
Reply to comment by cobrat1ger in Mate, by me, Blender, 2023 by cobrat1ger
I don't know what that is
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j8z8raz wrote
Reply to Mate, by me, Blender, 2023 by cobrat1ger
It appears to be a queen. It moves like a bishop, but there is already a white square bishop behind it.
It does appear to be checkmate, because the king can't move left or right, and it can't take the queen because of the bishop.
However, pawns don't usually break into little pieces like that. Normally they'd fall over screaming. Seems like the artist should know that.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j8acnxu wrote
Reply to "jvdg", made by xrev_v (me) by xrev_v
How ya doin' there, Wood-Face?
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jeh2cra wrote
Reply to comment by haitechan in [ Removed by Reddit ] by ho_D_or7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAtJk_VPRfE