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horshack_test t1_jdfffay wrote

"I have a folder on my computer where I store all of my assignments , and for some reason, I accidentally selected an NSFW document instead of my lab report. "

Which class was the furry porn an assignment for?

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jjenkins_41 t1_jdfgck3 wrote

Need to make a separate NSFW Assignment folder.

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Vault_Master t1_jdgsazq wrote

Me too. Goodbye "Stuff," hello "NSFW ASSignment" folder.

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Variuhbles t1_jdh46q1 wrote

Goodbye “ahdjsjbsbshzh”, hello “Pictures of Kittens” folder.

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Theher0not t1_jdgn86w wrote

Maybe OP was taking Anthropology, thinking it was the study of anthropomorphic animals?

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Ajax746 t1_jdidb7c wrote

In their defense, it might have been a situation where you download a picture or a file and you just save it to whatever file directory you last used. I've done this many times (not with anything NSFW) where I'll download something and go "Oh I'll put this file in the right place later" and never do. Then you end up with a bunch of random pics or downloads in your hw assignments folder.

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LifelessHawk t1_jdikc05 wrote

Your supposed to put your porn in the homework folder and homework in the porn folder.

Very easy mistake

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BirdyDevil t1_jdgky15 wrote

Oh get out I've read this exact same story on Reddit a long time ago already. Like pretty much word for word. If you're gonna plagiarize at least change it up a bit lmao 🙄

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wheres_mayramaines t1_jdguwmo wrote

He plagiarized the story, the assignment, AND the furry porn 😔

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samstar10 t1_jdhj9uc wrote

Plagiarizing the furry porn too? Gawd damn the audacity

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GreninjaTube t1_jdhetgu wrote

Okay it’s not just me, I could’ve SWORN I’ve read this before

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katchip4 t1_jdi09g6 wrote

Wasn't it more like someone who did commisions. Like hard-core fanfiction erotica... I think there were screenshots of the email exchange between the teach and the student too

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jayspeedy24 t1_jdffody wrote

I wonder how many other professors he showed it to.

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OkVolume1 t1_jdgyle1 wrote

We'll never know fur sure.

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ejmd t1_jdhixo5 wrote

Run a few reverse image searches every few months to see where they end up...

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DaClems t1_jdfomyc wrote

That's terrible. Which pictures specifically

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Quanalack t1_jdgn10z wrote

Where! Where did she post them!? Which site?

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Bigfops t1_jdfy6il wrote

Dude, if you're having trouble finding furry porn on the internet, you should probably just not own a computer.

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DaClems t1_jdg5440 wrote

It was a humor, relax

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Bigfops t1_jdh8isn wrote

Yah, so was mine but apparently didn’t come off that way, apologies for my tone.

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Salindurthas t1_jdgh14w wrote

You tried to submit someone else's work as your own. That's plagiarism. :P

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VG88 t1_jdgv6s0 wrote

He successfully submitted someone else's BS story with this post.

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ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jdfwe5x wrote

There is a feeling that you ought to catch hell for this. The rule seemingly being "pay close attention to assignments and submit them properly."

But on reflection, if you sent him, say, an assignment for another class, the same feeling would not be there, even though it would seem that the same rule had been infracted in the same way.

So a big part of that reaction must be a psychological opprobrium toward porn generally. But why would that be, really? Would anyone seriously entertain the notion that the professor doesn't consume porn, or that he would think that of you? Or do we think that porn is somehow dangerous or destructive?

On a final reflection though, it was furry porn, so it would only be justice for you to end up in some sort of gulag/salt mine type of situation.

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w00tist t1_jdg2zhs wrote

"This is too eloquently put, it's gotta be building to something, where's the punchlin- oop, there it is"

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Citadelvania t1_jdgqq4u wrote

I've had teachers that would have zero sympathy, give me a zero and tell me to learn my lesson and double-check next time regardless of what I did or didn't submit. I've also had teachers give me a 1 or 2 week extension with no hesitation and tell me to take of myself first and worry about their class second. It varies a lot.

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdfuybv wrote

There is only one option, write a term paper on furry porn for this class to tie everything together

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Chatbotfriends t1_jdg5m5g wrote

I had a mistep of my own. I order some lube and forgot to double check the shipping address at walmart. I ended up sending it to my kid who opened it and asked why I sent it to her. I was mortified and embarrassed. She also thought it was funny but I didn't. I felt horrible.

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Leovaderx t1_jdgszmk wrote

Thats like sending someone toilet paper. Its random and unexpected, but everyone needs some eventually..

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KoburaCape t1_jdi0wi6 wrote

I'm going to do this on purpose today. Thank you for this idea.

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fencepost_ajm t1_jdk73oz wrote

As long as it wasn't a 55 gallon drum you'll be fine.

If it was a 55 gallon drum, there may be questions.

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Zavarkin1104 t1_jdgv3gr wrote

To be fair it was probably also labeled "Lab Reports"

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Organic-Kangaroo7147 t1_jdk3evt wrote

I don’t get the joke but I have a feeling it’s very funny so I upvoted

Edit: I think i get the joke and I am giggling now lmao

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VG88 t1_jdgv24g wrote

You had furry porn in your assignments folder. Yeah, okay...

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Mister-otako t1_jdfxbli wrote

Is it me or this is a recurring problem?

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jjosh_h t1_jdgs537 wrote

you happily talk about (and even share) furry porn, but you have to censor the word *fuck*

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MisterD90x t1_jdgw77w wrote

Plot twist- professor is a furry

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truenecrocancer t1_jdfo9tx wrote

Would have been even better if the professor asked for the sauce too lol

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xbftw t1_jdgg0t8 wrote

I find it hilarious to imagine the professor receiving a profusely apologetic email about furry porn.

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DavidGan1x t1_jdgw0f4 wrote

It's good that the professor took it well, I'd have been furry-ous (sorry)

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Organic-Kangaroo7147 t1_jdk3ki3 wrote

Imagine the professor opening it and getting flashed with furry porn

Even worse (or better) imagine he saves it 💀

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Cool-Fish1 t1_jdggfbg wrote

Congratulations, you're next semester's cautionary tale.

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Apparently we had a guy pet a coyote while on magic mushrooms.

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Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdgg2t0 wrote

I hope you pass with furry colours..

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Michael074 t1_jdh1uft wrote

leaving porn on your computer is like keeping porn mags on your bookshelf. keep nsfw content in a physically separate hard drive. or better yet keep it on an entirely different computer to avoid any possibility of potential embarrassment. (bookmarks, folder search history etc)

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Jont_K t1_jdh2xxt wrote

Does 'Not Safe For Work' mean 'stay in Academia'?

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Kcnflman t1_jdhf037 wrote

That’s karma for looking at that nasty Pedo crap

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princesspeachy9 t1_jdijkye wrote

Who the hellll puts their porn in documents???

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Martydeus t1_jditgpf wrote

Your professor must have been Furrius... >!Furious!<

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davoud20 t1_jdju20v wrote

what if you sent it again :O

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Panonica t1_jdghhs9 wrote

Gathering new members for the flock.

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bugdelver t1_jdgvoyh wrote

You need to rename your special folder… I used to call mine ‘baseball’ or ‘normal stuff’…

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PARANOIAH t1_jdgxyda wrote

Well...a Lab report could also be furry porn.

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1kwik t1_jdhefrw wrote

I have read this story before on this sub..

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Training_Ad_9931 t1_jdhejr2 wrote

Whenever I attach files to an email I reopen the files from the email before I hit the send button.

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Strange-Credit2038 t1_jdi9435 wrote

Dude... we've seen this story before. Get creative if you want to finesse karma

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gabehcuod37 t1_jdic39h wrote

The funniest part of this is that you are into furry porn.

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Impossible-Rub5983 t1_jdj2adc wrote

Who tf actually downloads porn though like y’all are weird for that

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Conwaydawg t1_jdjkqwq wrote

He didn't say down loaded. Could be his drawings or a personal photoshoot

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Cxlow91 t1_jdj47vv wrote

Lmfao link tho?

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DamnRedhead t1_jdj8pa8 wrote

I accidentally printed out an XKCD comic in-between some papers once and turned it in. My professor was not as cool; she turned me in for harassment.

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away_in_the_head t1_jdjs4rt wrote

You got to make your porn folder like 6 folders deep

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TiaxTheMig1 t1_jdjvykj wrote

I thought a future engineer of all people would do this

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xkuruma t1_jdjungx wrote

wtf is furry porn

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Simen-VH t1_jdgwepr wrote

WRONG HOMEWORK FOLDER!!!!

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Learnitall1 t1_jdh93r2 wrote

Try folder within a folder. Or better, folder within a folder within yet another folder.

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Xorn_reddit t1_jdhjdby wrote

at this point this is pityfull what people come up with

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Greenhoused t1_jdhopcp wrote

I was not even aware this existed at all !

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fowmart t1_jdhrytc wrote

this is one of my worst nightmares, but thankfully i'm almost through with school

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TomasCane t1_jdhy4wu wrote

Some post don't need the tldr part man it's like 3 paragraphs what are you trying to synthesize????

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DionFW t1_jdhz6xw wrote

He recognized some of the costumes.

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ExNihiloish t1_jdi574x wrote

Don't worry mate, it happens to all of us. Probably the 50th time for that professor alone.

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NoBenefit5977 t1_jdi5qci wrote

The asdf folder is the nfsw folder lol

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yoshisgreen t1_jdi9hie wrote

You might need to question your teacher's personal life when you get an A+

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Arronax50 t1_jdikuge wrote

During a computer science class, one of our professors showed porn by mistake while screen mirroring, that was about 12-13 years ago.

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lifeisatoss t1_jdiq1es wrote

Lpt: submitting furry porn will get an extra day to work on class assignments.

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Jakemiki29 t1_jdirk1c wrote

What the fuck is a furry?

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Cxlow91 t1_jdj4h42 wrote

Definitely don’t google full length furry porn 8K VR with Pockussy 2.3.1 synchronization

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Lotuswalker92 t1_jdiy7hw wrote

TLDR: You need more time for you assignment ? Just sent the prof some furry porn, hope your prof has a sense of humor. Profit.

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AurumArgenteus t1_jdjquoj wrote

And spelling. More than once I've been arguing politics and went to discuss the bigger problem. There's an n-key right beside the b and I've fatfingered it a few times, thankfully I've always noticed before submitting... hopefully.

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haggi585 t1_jdjqzgf wrote

The title. 😂

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ginuxx t1_jdjzl21 wrote

Plot twist, the professor actually liked the first "report"

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sciguy52 t1_jdk080d wrote

I am a professor and get students uploading the wrong file constantly. No porn though, but an assignment for another class you name it. I get how this happens and it is easy to do. I just notify them they uploaded the wrong file and give them a day to get the right one up. I know it is not intentional (if it was, they would not have the assignment at hand to upload, but they always did). If porn got uploaded I would probably just do the same thing, just tell them they have the wrong file etc. If they were constantly uploading porn "by mistake" that would be different.

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berty313 t1_jdk1ew3 wrote

Isn't furry porn the same as beastiality?

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dozerman23 t1_jdk2not wrote

Hope he isn't studying to be a veterinarian

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ExodusGravemind t1_jdk3mka wrote

Your first fuck up was having furry porn to begin with lol

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All_Usernames_Tooken t1_jdk8xvx wrote

Hey you can’t tell us you submitted furry porn to your teacher without telling us what kind? I want details, it was Pokémon wasn’t it? Or Sonic, SpongeBob, no it was Shrek maybe?

Either way those are some of the overrated ones. You should’ve sent some niche kinds.

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andycandy37 t1_jdgd85m wrote

Damn that’s so terrible bro, proof of the pics or it didn’t happen 👀

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SnowStrings t1_jdguxbw wrote

Wow everyone here treating f*rry porn like any other thing, I wouldn't wanna see any of yas computers

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Nox_Stripes t1_jdhbh2i wrote

I kinda am curious what those "pictures" were about.

You know, as a fellow furry.

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Greenhoused t1_jdhouce wrote

I didn’t even know this existed so I have to admit I wonder …

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Philtheperv t1_jdjt5o9 wrote

… can we see the furry porn?

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davtruss t1_jdgzp2u wrote

OK, I stopped by just because you reminded me of p-diddy's "Uber One" commercials, which are playing everywhere unless you live in a cave.

When the foxes start barking, p-diddy says something like "never do that again!"

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idatedanyeti t1_jdh2m3w wrote

Imagine the kind of degenerate you have to be to be wanking to furry porn. Jesus you could've at least omitted the furry part...

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