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Arigato_MrRoboto t1_iwoh78e wrote
>I don’t know if you know—vampires are cool people, are they not? But I’m going to tell you something I found out. A werewolf can kill a vampire. Do you know that? So I didn’t want to be a vampire anymore. I wanted to be a werewolf.
Finally, some coherent policy.
fuckswitfish t1_iwohdtc wrote
WhaaaaT. He had a little more time on stage than he needed.
GlobalTravelR t1_iwoi76b wrote
Hashtag Werewolves4Walker
freerangetacos t1_iwoil7x wrote
I'll take the blow to the head.
fucktrutin t1_iwoim0u wrote
Does this guy have a driver's license?
dbx999 t1_iwoizvk wrote
I’m pretty sure a vampire can kill a werewolf
dbx999 t1_iwoj3jr wrote
Can a leprechaun kill a gnome?
WexfordHo t1_iwojfe8 wrote
The good news is that stage 3 CTE is um… self-limiting.
Sleepwalker696 t1_iwoju2a wrote
I... refused believe that this wasn't satire..
attorneyatslaw t1_iwojv10 wrote
glisteningdinkus t1_iwok04n wrote
Maybe a werepire can. Or a vampwolf.
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iwok39q wrote
This guy sucks
drtaylor t1_iwok9os wrote
But completely ignores the Zombies, it is an important political group.
cosmoboy t1_iwokhmf wrote
Yeah. He took it off a homeless guy when he was 15.
the_honest_liar t1_iwokzqb wrote
I made a bunch the night Trump got elected and gave them to all my friends.
thedevilyoukn0w t1_iwol2at wrote
I've heard better and more coherent speeches during show and tell in a grade 1 classroom. Was he wearing a helmet when he was playing football, because it seems like he wasn't, or if he was it wasn't a very good helmet?
the_honest_liar t1_iwol35f wrote
Sounds like he's team Jacob.
popejubal t1_iwol7on wrote
I gotta say, I think he’s an idiot but I can’t disagree with anything he said on this specific subject.
parkerm1408 t1_iwolk3h wrote
It's the most intelligent thing he's said
fucktrutin t1_iwom0z4 wrote
He's cracked, and I have sympathy for brain damage, but not OK with him being in the run for an office that could cause so much chaos.
SlothOfDoom t1_iwom5nt wrote
No, that's when he was a vampire. Now he bites.
StarkRavingNormal t1_iwombx0 wrote
Well shit. He's got my vote.
ThinPlatypus5975 t1_iwomgwj wrote
Well now he knows about vampwolves now so he’s gunna wanna be that
MycoJoe t1_iwomo69 wrote
At this point his brain must be a thin paste
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iwomold wrote
Rebublicans are trying to figure out howl he get elected
HammerTime7753 t1_iwomz25 wrote
If so I’d rather be the leprechaun. That would be cool right?
two_itchy_balls t1_iwomzyj wrote
I don't understand how he's still breathing. He must be mush from the brain stem to the frontal lobes.
dbx999 t1_iwonbyr wrote
I know there’s gold involved but I don’t think you can spend it
Ezekeil2Ofive17 t1_iwoofm0 wrote
Listening to him has given me the pip
BobExAgentOfHydra t1_iwooqnk wrote
Hey, Van Helsing is a fun movie.
bearsheperd t1_iwoorg1 wrote
Oh man see you gotta remember, werewolves are only strong when they are transformed. Vampires are strong 24/7, well except In the sun. So a vampire can easily kill a werewolf on a moonless night. Werewolves are just regular dudes without the moon. The vampire just has to worry about the werewolves they are trying to kill having UV lamps.
Solidsnakeerection t1_iwop1fi wrote
I could barely read what the article was about between ads but whatever was happening sounds like a cool young adult book about werewolves and vampires.
JimJamYimYam t1_iwop5di wrote
You can't make this shit up
FleetAdmiralPopcorn t1_iwopa39 wrote
Not if it is Gary the Gnome. THE Leprechaun even knows not to mess with him.
Solidsnakeerection t1_iwopdma wrote
Congress needs blood sprinklers
dbx999 t1_iwopukt wrote
Now that you put it that way, this Hershel Walker might really be onto something here.
JetKeel t1_iwopxls wrote
You either die a vampire, or live long enough to be a werewolf. Or something like that. Or vice versa.
Popular-Good-5657 t1_iwoq0jy wrote
there is a 50% chance that you will meet someone that voted for walker in georgia. and that’s great! especially if you’re a werewolf or a vampire.😅
dbx999 t1_iwoq5qa wrote
He’s definitely locked up the werewolf votes.
KiltedPirate t1_iwoqvow wrote
Did this son of a concussion just disparage Fright Night!?
baseballdnd t1_iwos4yh wrote
Does this guy say anything with any education or evidence?
Kbdiggity t1_iwos9n6 wrote
He has several. That makes him a DMV official.
fucktrutin t1_iwosqay wrote
Got it.
kickspecialist t1_iwoss5k wrote
Or versa vice if you asked Herschel Walker
GingerMau t1_iwossis wrote
I highly recommend you watch the whole clip.
It's so much worse than the headlines make it seem.
He tells a random story about watching this movie (movies?) with his kids on multiple screens, name-drops the wrong movie, and goes on so many incoherent tangents that it's a real roller-coaster.
GrumpitySnek t1_iwot0v4 wrote
It's just a thin coat of paint lining the inside of his skull.
kickspecialist t1_iwotd6h wrote
It’s like Chef’s Dad and the Lochness Monster. Herschel gonna be askin for tree fiddy though.
Swampwolf42 t1_iwotetm wrote
We’re ignoring the other part of his speech—when did bike riding become an insult? And…no, I’ve done a lot of drugs, but nowhere near enough to understand this man.
BugMiserable3924 t1_iwotmsf wrote
And to think he did this all without smoking crack, doing meth, or whatever manner one does to ingest bath salts
Dzharek t1_iwotvjf wrote
Depends on the setting, in the World of darkness setting the werewolf are one of the few things that have no problem giving a vampire true death.
hessian_prince t1_iwou0d4 wrote
People genuinely wanted this guy as a senator.
dbx999 t1_iwou4a6 wrote
How’s a werewolf gonna kill a being that can fly and shoot a silver bullet
dirtmother t1_iwoucx6 wrote
The relation to the full moon to werewolves is relatively recent, mostly added so black and white movies had an excuse to have well-lit night scenes. Most werewolf mythology pre-Hollywood involved being able to change into a wolf at will via witchcraft, or a curse that would randomly transform them. So more than one night a month.
dirtmother t1_iwoueun wrote
Herschel "skin" Walker
Cheeseyex t1_iwoum5d wrote
No a more depressing fact is that iirc roughly 3.8 million people voted in Georgia. Meaning that there’s a 65% chance that you will meet someone that couldn’t be bothered to vote either way.
Popular-Good-5657 t1_iwoup4h wrote
You are 100% correct! and that is very sad. voting is a very important civic duty that should be exercised whenever there’s an election.
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deadpoolkool t1_iwow03n wrote
He'd be the werewolf who chases his tail all night before eating his own shit. I say we turn him.
pressedbread t1_iwowf2h wrote
I'm not sure sure if this is better or worse than his abortion stance.
PointyWombat t1_iwowgcd wrote
I'm amazed how a fucking idiot like this got any political traction at all. How fucking broken is the US political system if fucking morons like this are getting votes? Just fucking wow.
TheKrakIan t1_iwozifk wrote
Walker could stump his ass off unfiltered and Warnock could still cruise through that runoff.
trump has no chance in 2024.
AsslessBaboon t1_iwozle9 wrote
This guy shouldn't be in politics, but after watching both videos I think he'd make a funny arse youtue movie critic. He's absolutely bonkers
houseman1131 t1_iwp0ws8 wrote
Millions of people will still vote for him.
BasedWinduXII t1_iwp13dj wrote
Now he scrapes and licks
Dolthra t1_iwp1id6 wrote
According to Qanon, the democrats already have them.
FuzzyDamnedBunny t1_iwp2dzo wrote
I'll offer you a poke in the eye, Mrs Scum?
Kemosaby_Kdaffi t1_iwp3g19 wrote
And a sheriff’s badge
GetlostMaps t1_iwp3qje wrote
They really need to introduce IQ tests to run for election. Even set the minimum as 70 and Walker would be disqualified.
ahmadtheanon t1_iwp5xeg wrote
the....heck am i watching??? did my braincell get from 1 to 0?
randomofalltrades t1_iwp8alu wrote
I feel like people are too serious.
That dude was talking abt werewolves and I think it's cool.
Maybe he's a Conservative candidate and people are having that biased-human-I'm-angry-I'm-lunging-through-random-people-in-internetnitis.
No wonder USA is crumbling because of dumb culture war.
semiomni t1_iwpawso wrote
As I recall werewolves range from vastly more powerful than a young vampire, to barely a threat for older ones.
Crizbibble t1_iwpbzng wrote
I like him coming clean about being a blood sucking vampire (leech) but I’m not sure, even fictionally, he can turn into a werewolf as they were two different species. Sure sure the vampire and werewolves hybrid but he would need to be birthed by a vampire and werewolf with the blood of Covinus so that’s not probable. Even when this idiot talks about fiction he gets it completely wrong.
goliathfasa t1_iwpcgso wrote
Dude literally just watched Van Helsing.
doubletxzy t1_iwpd8no wrote
I think all nominees need to state their views on this issue. I don’t think I can support a candidate who doesn’t take a clear stand on movie monster hierarchy.
TacoCommand t1_iwpdj36 wrote
Originally I thought he meant the OG Fright Night which has no werewolves (except one who dies by Van Helsing).
Then I realized he meant the 2011 one with Colin Ferell which is a Scary Movie series ripoff of Twilight.
God bless this man, because nobody else is going to do it. Bless his heart.
Ugh.
The original movie (a cult classic) that Walker is no way referring to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fright_Night?wprov=sfla1
TacoCommand t1_iwpdlj5 wrote
Susan Collins arches a grave eyebrow
geraintwd t1_iwpeyp9 wrote
Abomination!
Rickshmitt t1_iwpf6w1 wrote
victor mouth chomp
BaphometsTits t1_iwph3ol wrote
I think it was a crackhead up in a tree.
DoucheCanoeBruh t1_iwpjc53 wrote
he could just be a very ardent fan of Vampire: The Masquerade
curious_dead t1_iwpji7t wrote
Walker: "The culprit left his victims bloodless and left a cape with the name Dracula on it. The suspect is most likely supernatural, a mummy."
Mysterious_Tax_5613 t1_iwpjnvm wrote
Yeah….he’s a credible candidate….smh
abagofsnacks t1_iwpl2cc wrote
I for one, appreciate him sticking to the important topics going into this run-off.
TJ_McWeaksauce t1_iwplkmq wrote
Walker 2022: Vampires are Cool People, but Werewolves Can Kill Them
I'm sure this message will drive Republican voters to the polls.
GenXUser t1_iwplpbu wrote
Someone remembered
GetStable t1_iwplpxk wrote
Republicans have secured the zombie vote. There's no point in committing resources to a core demographic.
mathn519 t1_iwpltx3 wrote
It sadly isnt
CaoCaoTipper t1_iwpma70 wrote
I’m totally picturing a What We Do In The Shadows style campaign meet-up now with his zombie, ghoul and vampire constituency.
TDLMTH t1_iwpptz0 wrote
Republicans have spent literal decades denigrating expertise. Net result is that now all you need is the letter R beside your name to get the vote of their base. Then, once elected, they support whatever legislation the party grandees (themselves captive to the donors) tell them to support.
ChuckBorris187 t1_iwpq5tv wrote
That'd make for a funny season, US style elections in WWDITS.
Artnunymisss t1_iwpqbhy wrote
Vegemite?
CaoCaoTipper t1_iwpqdgm wrote
That’s actually brilliant. A vampire making an I’ll-conceived run for governor but ends up getting further than expected and not knowing what to do.
Artnunymisss t1_iwpqqjj wrote
Remember the guy who was worried Guam would capsize? He was from Georgia too. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hank-johnson-worries-guam-could-capsize-after-marine-buildup/
ratherbealurker t1_iwpqs1x wrote
A candidate for senate should not be on stage rambling incoherently about vampires and werewolves.
I have to say that? Do I really have to say that??
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ChuckBorris187 t1_iwps0sw wrote
Let's start writing spec scripts and selling them to Hollyweird.
timodreynolds t1_iwps4g3 wrote
But can a rat kill a scorpion?
randomofalltrades t1_iwps85p wrote
WELL SEND THE MAN FOR MENTAL HEALTH THERAPY WILL BE EASIER FOR HIM LATER INNIT?
WHY DIDN'T WE TRANSLATE CANCEL CULTURE ENERGY INTO A HELPFUL ONE LIKE BOMB CALLING A MENTAL HELPLINE TO SEND THIS MAN TO A BETTER PLACE.
I forgot, American rehabs, some of them are terrible. I'm sorry for not realising this earlier. No difference than my country either.
You know what, the world is burning and I couldn't care less. I really feel like giving this dude a help would be better than saying this shit in Reddit
idk dude fuck this
I did a mistake by pissing you guys off, but that's the truth.
Denthin t1_iwpti1j wrote
*observably, let’s spell it right if we’re gonna laugh at someone
RickLovin1 t1_iwpuio0 wrote
But does this send the Vampires over to Warnock's side? Or does the presence of all the crosses and potential holy water keep them away?
arcxjo t1_iwpukjo wrote
Yeah and "vote blue no matter who" is clearly different from that phenomenon.
arcxjo t1_iwpuq9c wrote
The shit has hit the fan, electorally-speaking.
Pr0ducer t1_iwpve0a wrote
Next up, President Camacho.
MR___SLAVE t1_iwpwqtw wrote
He would probably think The Walking Dead is a documentary.
"Like I was watching a story on this great state of Georgia and did you know you we had to like fight Zombies? I thought it was really cool how they just keep on comin, kinda like me when I played ball. Like why don't they stop? And they seem to not waste anything, like why don't we eat people? There are so many. You know some people look like they could actually be good. I once heard it's like pork. I actually really like pork..I think I would make a good Zombie."
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billfriedman9987 t1_iwpxumr wrote
It do be like that sometimes
PureMetalFury t1_iwpy5di wrote
Right: “I will vote for racists and predators and evil monsters. I don’t give a shit. I just hate taxes (and maybe gay people or other minorities)”
Left: “this one party is weirdly friendly with people who want me dead. I’ll have to vote for the only other party that has a chance to win, which at least doesn’t openly hate me and people like me.”
You, an Enlightened Centrist: “these two positions are literally indistinguishable.”
Daiye7 t1_iwpyahq wrote
Yes. It is different.
Vote blue so that people WONT lose rights and equality -vs- Vote red so that we CAN TAKE AWAY people's rights and equal standing.
Vote blue so that children can eat at school for free -vs- Vote red so that children can get DNA tests kits to use for identification after they've been brutally, unrecognizably murdered by a weapon of mass destruction.
Vote blue so that we can all have anything nice -vs- Vote red so only rich people have anything nice.
SpecialistSimple6 t1_iwpymxc wrote
Legit made me laugh.
megalomike t1_iwpyndk wrote
honestly this barely rates compared to his usual stuff. this just sounds like a guy with something pointless to say.
LevelHeeded t1_iwpyzgg wrote
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a step up. At least he's focused on real issues, like all that starving bullshit, and running out of French fries and burrito coverings.
At least Camacho had some kind of plan, and found the smartest man in the world to assist him.
What I'm trying to say is Herschel Walker is dumber than Idiocracy.
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donaldinoo t1_iwpz9af wrote
Bahahahaha
LevelHeeded t1_iwpzbit wrote
And Majorite Taylor Greene with her fears of Jewish space lasers.
I legit believe there's something in the water or in the air that is making people brain damaged.
MJGM235 t1_iwpzmwc wrote
Fixed it, but the misspelling did kind of fit with Walker being stupid 😂
tlumacz t1_iwpzwzw wrote
I mean, think about it, Kate Beckinsale or Erwin Leder? To me, the choice is simple.
tlumacz t1_iwpzz9y wrote
This sounds more like Underworld.
lennybriscoforthewin t1_iwq05gr wrote
If you listen to it he also said we should take IRS agents and put them in schools to police.
Photodan24 t1_iwq1o4j wrote
This man is the dumbest political candidate I've ever heard of. Yes, even the dead ones.
Licorictus t1_iwq28qk wrote
I was born and raised in Georgia. Still living here, in fact.
I have no goddamn idea.
Ocksu2 t1_iwq3qkc wrote
Let's be fair and balanced. Cynthia McKinney is from GA as well and she is an idiot, too.
I feel like if I was born and raised in a different state, I would be much more intelligent than I am. Something here clearly makes people dumberer.
Tracedinair76 t1_iwq462t wrote
I mean Democrats need the wiggle room (Manchin/Sinema) but it is tempting to give Walker go for pure comedic value. How many senators will he impregnate (Mitch McConnell?)? Will there be a concurrent reality show? Will there be vampire legislation? Inquiring minds want to know, I want to know the answers to these questions.
dmk_aus t1_iwq4sbv wrote
He just flashes "his police badge".
allbright1111 t1_iwq5y8c wrote
Very. It’s very broken.
SweatyTax4669 t1_iwq67u1 wrote
there are 10.8 million people in the state of Georgia. Republicans picked this one for their senator.
SweatyTax4669 t1_iwq6lc1 wrote
Of course he does. It's totally a real one. Definitely didn't pick up a novelty version off the back of a box of cracker jacks.
Arizona_Slim t1_iwq6qc2 wrote
Especially since government buildings are only open during the day 😬
GuitarGeezer t1_iwq6zmn wrote
A mind is a terrible thing.
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Mega-Steve t1_iwq8skz wrote
He got a crown from Burger King, so he's royalty now
KeyBanger t1_iwq9adc wrote
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s.
Justice_Prince t1_iwq9ss2 wrote
I remember having this ninja tyrtles audio play on cassette, and at one point April is reporting on some break-in at a tech lab, and says, "experts say it could have only been the work of ninjas" and that line just stuck with me. I just imagine this oufish detective kicking around a crime scenes saying "yep must have been ninjas."
bunkscudda t1_iwqacut wrote
“Tax code and bodily autonomy are basically the same. As long as we’re talking about someone else’s body. If we talking mask laws and no shirt no service signs, those are clearly the government trying to control my life”
LaughableIKR t1_iwqc62y wrote
This is the guy the GOP wants to send to Washington to vote for serious issues?
Marxbrosburner t1_iwqck0f wrote
That was brilliant satire. Watch the whole video if you can. Most people in the room are laughing.
Marxbrosburner t1_iwqct6n wrote
The one silver lining if he somehow wins is listening to him make speeches on the senate floor.
curious_dead t1_iwqdg95 wrote
Lol, that's so specific. But that's totally a line I can see in a kid's show.
Darwins_Dog t1_iwqdj4k wrote
Obviously you never saw him play football in college. Turns out rushing yards are a good proxy for political ability.
More-Escape3704 t1_iwqdo6t wrote
Insightful
popejubal t1_iwqekvr wrote
I’m pretty sure a German submarine could also kill a vampire.
surly_duff t1_iwqg3m9 wrote
“He is observably stupid” - Dave
VoidHuntG03 t1_iwqgbj4 wrote
Nah just hit up my boy Falion to get a ritual done to remove the vampirism then drink a goblet of werewolf blood and you're good to go.
Feisty-Activity1630 t1_iwqhzf3 wrote
I watched it!!! Does he speak English?
DraggoVindictus t1_iwqmc7x wrote
I watched the video and I seriously wonder HOW the GOP thought that THIS was the BEST candidate for Senate.
Every time that I think that the movie Idiocrasy could never come true, people prove me wrong. Let's elect the most brain damaged and unqualified people to lead us. Good idea.
We are so fucked as a nation.
Squeaky-Fox49 t1_iwqob1p wrote
He’s trying to win the furry vote. Policies include free werewolf bites, making full moons federal holidays, and legal protections for werewolf status.
Artnunymisss t1_iwqsgol wrote
Not satire, nice try. They’re laughing because he thinks Guam will fucking capsize. He even makes the hand gesture.
Artnunymisss t1_iwqsu0h wrote
Gazpacho police! They arrest you if you heat it up
Medical_Officer t1_iwqy63u wrote
Was he really the best man the Republicans could find? Seriously?
Literally a random person off the street would be doing better.
Clever_Hans_ t1_iwr3e29 wrote
I expect nothing less from this dude. I mean, many in his party believe in the crazy qanon conspiracies anyway. 🤣
Bring on the mythical creatures and rules how to destroy them, Herschel. You’re an idiot.
gnosis2737 t1_iwrg47g wrote
So what's the process for getting rich, narcissistic, men declared mentally incompetent? Is there a petition? Start a GoFundMe? All I know is somebody better get Hershel and Kanye into a conservatorship, ASAP.
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AhRedditAhHumanity t1_iwrpenv wrote
This guy oozes stupidity
Born_Ad_4826 t1_iwrvwtz wrote
I love how it just ends with quote and then
“Georgia voters head to the polls on Dec. 6th.”
couscousmingeminge t1_iwrw6p1 wrote
Christians: "This is literally the most charismatic, godly man we've ever seen."
Hoontermood t1_iws2y1g wrote
What are his views on beef chow mein?
lilgem369 t1_iws3roa wrote
Did he just finish Twilight?
Thelmara t1_iws944v wrote
> How fucking broken is the US political system if fucking morons like this are getting votes?
Completely.
guyonlinepgh t1_iwsdniu wrote
What about Frankensteins, Herschel? WHAT ABOUT FRANKENSTEINS?
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(Don't go nerdy on me, I know it's the Frankenstein monster. A piece of fiction, rather like werewolves and vampires.)
martiancannibal t1_iwsp69g wrote
Yes, the ever-expanding, yet largely neglected zombie demographic. Should they all turn out on election day, there could be a massive shift in America's political orientation.
Possibly due to propaganda, though more likely due to nibbling on opponents.
yallxtrippin t1_iwspjsj wrote
It was fun to watch I'll give him that.
yallxtrippin t1_iwspm05 wrote
But we're not laughing with him, we're laughing at him...
yallxtrippin t1_iwspqsg wrote
It would be so much better if it weren't so much worse.
yallxtrippin t1_iwsqmxv wrote
This speech on an official campaign tour goes above and beyond grammar in terms of stupid. A 1st grader can make more rational arguments than calling Warnock "this vampire here floating in this black suit"
yallxtrippin t1_iwsr904 wrote
It's sad they propped him up like that. Herschel Walker's image will never recover. The republicans know he's dumb as fucking rocks, though mostly because they think that about all black people. And anyone else who ever had a shred of respect for him will lose it. At least he has kids.
SecureRisk t1_iwt342r wrote
Didn't you listen to his speach? Those don't do anything, it's why you have to have faith, and we know Democrats don't have faith. So, the Vamps for Democrats vote is a go.
SecureRisk t1_iwt3lg6 wrote
It sounded like he was mixing up 2-3 different movies.
Marxbrosburner t1_iwtyq4k wrote
Dude, watch the the whole video. It's really clear that he's not being serious. The way he repeats the statistics about the island and slowly, slooowly explains his concerns. Come on.
chammdawg78 t1_iwus0pj wrote
“I’m gonna vote yes because the purple bunny with 7 arms and caterpillar 🐛 for a tail that I saw in the bathroom told me that’s what I need to do. He said keep the faith.”
chammdawg78 t1_iwus2z1 wrote
12345623567 t1_iwuvq1i wrote
Werewolves are equipped with thick lumberjack shirts and bushy beards 24/7. Vampires have, what, pasty skin and a cape?
Obviously the hypervirile werewolves will beat the effeminate vampires, how is that even a question.
/s
12345623567 t1_iwuw622 wrote
Are we going to have to have the "Batman with prep time beats Superman" convo again?
A werewolf in melee range of a vampire fucks shit up, otherwise it depends on who spots who first.
TricksterWolf t1_ixve6by wrote
no we are not
msac2u1981 t1_iy561ub wrote
Dude said he's kid is ugly cause his kids mom is ugly. This man has no brain.
Conflixxion t1_iwogojv wrote
I feel like life is imitating Community and we are living in the evil timeline all the sudden. I need my black felt goatee.