Submitted by WorthlessNotUseless t3_yxfg9i in nottheonion
GlobalTravelR t1_iwoi76b wrote
Hashtag Werewolves4Walker
dirtmother t1_iwoueun wrote
Herschel "skin" Walker
RickLovin1 t1_iwpuio0 wrote
But does this send the Vampires over to Warnock's side? Or does the presence of all the crosses and potential holy water keep them away?
SecureRisk t1_iwt342r wrote
Didn't you listen to his speach? Those don't do anything, it's why you have to have faith, and we know Democrats don't have faith. So, the Vamps for Democrats vote is a go.
KeyBanger t1_iwq9adc wrote
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s.
Squeaky-Fox49 t1_iwqob1p wrote
He’s trying to win the furry vote. Policies include free werewolf bites, making full moons federal holidays, and legal protections for werewolf status.
TricksterWolf t1_ixve6by wrote
no we are not
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