Submitted by WorthlessNotUseless t3_yxfg9i in nottheonion
12345623567 t1_iwuvq1i wrote
Reply to comment by bearsheperd in Herschel Walker explains vampires & werewolves by WorthlessNotUseless
Werewolves are equipped with thick lumberjack shirts and bushy beards 24/7. Vampires have, what, pasty skin and a cape?
Obviously the hypervirile werewolves will beat the effeminate vampires, how is that even a question.
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