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FriesWithThat t1_iv4t5l1 wrote

>“This victim told us that this suspect drugged him and then carried him into her car up to the lodge where she stripped and robbed him. He claims his three million Shillings was stolen, ATM cards pin codes were cracked and they withdrew 10 million Shillings,” Enanga explained.

13 million Ugandan shillings is about $3400. Not only does this women have alluring nipples but she apparently is very strong.

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8-36 t1_iv4w3sz wrote

And has a shit ton of money also

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GrandmaPoses t1_iv5ga2r wrote

Think of all the nipples she can buy!

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Sea_Math4 t1_iv4x8bj wrote

Also cracks atm codes

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supercyberlurker t1_iv5yfm2 wrote

Yeah I want to hear a bit more about that.

How does one 'crack atm codes'. This isn't actually a hollywood movie.

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xrufus7x t1_iv6h33e wrote

Most people use easy to remember numbers so if he used like his bday she could have gotten the info from his wallet or maybe he wrote it down on a piece of paper and kept it in there. Its also possible Ugandan ATMs have shit security and she just brute forced it.

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StarCitizenIsGood t1_iv7hg7i wrote

They are too embarrassed to admit they told her the pin codes under threat of being bent over the balcony and fucked by her strapon

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iv6eyfo wrote

"ay yu, I let suck vagene if gib EhTM meshen pin."

"Wan two thee foh"

"Fool, I don't really give vagene"

"Bamboozled! I will say you crack."

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ajver19 t1_iv54630 wrote

I mean a fireman's carry is all about a way to carry heavy weight that you normally wouldn't be able to.

Walking with someone on your shoulders isn't the same as holding them like you just got married.

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Misabi t1_iv7a3in wrote

Just gotta practice the Ranger roll to get them up there.

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gamerdude69 t1_iv8r8pj wrote

Shilling? Like what Scrooge gave the boy to fetch the fattest turkey? Wtf

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Vradlock t1_iv5ng7x wrote

And is a good hacker unless he had his pins written on the back of each card.

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maisaktong t1_iv5kyit wrote

So, A booby trap?

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Vontuk t1_iv4zwzo wrote

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me a third time cause it's still a titty..

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StoopidHippie t1_iv52g9h wrote

You win the internet today :)

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solitudeisdiss t1_iv54zee wrote

Kind of a low hanging tit though.

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Vontuk t1_iv569o5 wrote

Oh I'd probably die, I'd get the one titty belonging to a serial killer. Like instead of spirits in the swamps of Lotr it would be boobs and I'd be dragged away..

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-maffu- t1_iv55s9i wrote

I got robbed by her five times last week.

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Flux83 t1_iv5jokm wrote

You must be running out of wallets, just head over to costco and buy in bulk.

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rainbow_bro_bot t1_iv5zy2i wrote

Buy a cheap $5 wallet and put $1 in it.

Each time you get robbed you are basically paying $6 to suck on her tits. If she has nice tits it's a good deal.

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-maffu- t1_iv5texa wrote

Top tip. (if you'll excuse the pun)

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TmanGvl t1_iv5zwrb wrote

You probably built tolerance for sedative by now.

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digitaldigdug t1_iv66mhm wrote

Better idea, leave your real wallet in your car and get a wallet loaded with fake cards and some monopoly $ before hitting her up

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Flux83 t1_iv66rac wrote

You think she is going to check your wallet before knocking you out?

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digitaldigdug t1_iv69e15 wrote

If she grabs your wallet and runs she won't know until it's too late. If the robbing happens just outside the bar she has to move quickly before she gets noticed.

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Menown t1_iv6qug3 wrote

Yeah but if anybody asks, those aren't my wallets.

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ExaBrain t1_iv4vo8w wrote

This was an episode of CSI with Krista Allen as the escort with sedative laced nipples.

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smith_716 t1_iv4wpcp wrote

Yeah but in that episode she also drugged herself, just slower, because her nipples absorbed the drugs.

So I find this kind of hard to believe unless they had some kind of skin barrier between the drug and the skin otherwise the same thing would happen.

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gryfter_13 t1_iv5mwiy wrote

Maybe she's spent years building up a tolerance to iocane powder.

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chojinra t1_iv5s5zi wrote

It’s inconceivable this doesn’t have more likes.

Happy cake day.

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imafraidofmuricans t1_iv5akr3 wrote

..or the show was wrong and that wouldn't happen?

I don't quite get why you think the show I'd the correct source, there.

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down_a_golden_road t1_iv529b5 wrote

It's like that scene in Batman & Robin where Robin kisses Poison Ivy and she's like :O omg bro you aren't gonna pass out? And he rips off his lips and goes like HAH, plastic lips!

Maybe she does something similar, like HAH, plastic nips!

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PsyFiFungi t1_iv5aw9w wrote

That depends on the chemical. Lot of drugs aren't able to be absorbed through skin.

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aKnightWh0SaysNi t1_iv5dcee wrote

You use tv shows as your basis of understanding for what would actually happen?

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smith_716 t1_iv5ohpu wrote

No, but it's a good example.

I also know skin absorbs things. That's why they make transdermal medications. Like nicotine or lidocaine patches, or what has helped me the most: Voltaren.

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Fluffy-Composer-2619 t1_iv5sqr9 wrote

All your examples of things which the skin absorbs, are things which were specifically designed to be absorbed by skin - there's a reason they don't tell you to take paracetamol by holding a tablet to your stomach.

The fact that they make transdermal medications at all should be proof enough that not all medications are transdermal

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Commie_EntSniper t1_iv65vmo wrote

INT: Police questioning room.

AMANDA: I'm telling you officer, I didn't have anything to do with that man getting robbed.

CSI DETECTIVE: (leans over desk to loom over her, aggressively pointing between her and the laptop on the desk showing security footage). We've got you on security camera entering the building with him! We have video of you in the Uber. We have video from the restaurant and your dinner conversation just before that where you 'invited him to invite you to his room". which you both clearly did. We have you at the scene of the crime at the time of the crime. We just don't have a weapon yet."

AMANDA shifts slightly and looks down to her blouse and slowly straightens her back while looking up seductively. CUT SCENE.

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Internal_Poem_3324 t1_iv4wz7d wrote

Sounds like they know who she is; so it's likely to go tits up for her.

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Flux83 t1_iv5jwya wrote

The cops keep trying but for some odd reason they keep falling asleep.

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generaljimdave t1_iv51kqq wrote

This is how you learn the teaches of Peaches.

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spizzywinktom t1_iv5jr9q wrote

Huh?

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spongeboobsparepants t1_iv5llzl wrote

By fucking the pain away

Educate yourself…

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spizzywinktom t1_iv5lqzu wrote

Right. What?

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spongeboobsparepants t1_iv5m1tw wrote

The guy above is just referring to the lyric “suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me”

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64sweetsour t1_iv4sqov wrote

U gand make that stuff up

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berkleysquare t1_iv4u1kh wrote

Kenya believe it?

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Enthusiastically t1_iv4waxc wrote

Not the breast pun thread folks.

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brokefixfux t1_iv4tdcl wrote

So there’s another “Hangover” sequel coming out?

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LilG1984 t1_iv5f4vt wrote

So her milkshakes brings all the boys to yard, then they get robbed...

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plethorial t1_iv5ggdo wrote

Wow, only now I understand what the song is talking about… thank you!

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MiSsiLeR81 t1_iv5gj6h wrote

gotta admit, some humans are at the peak of creativity and that original moves.

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rainbow_bro_bot t1_iv5zjyt wrote

She also spikes men's drinks in bars.

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>A female Superintendent of Police -SP who was recording the Lieutenant’s statement could not hold her laughter at the story.

She wouldn't be laughing if the genders were swapped.

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Bebop_Man t1_iv5tx80 wrote

There's a sucker born every minute.

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4quatloos t1_iv7jrdg wrote

A booby trap! Just show up with without a wallet.

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timojenbin t1_iv685am wrote

A friend of mine went to Thailand and was told, even if a topless local woman on the beach offers, don't lick her nipples. This was about 25 years ago.

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Timbo_007 t1_iv5kha9 wrote

Not new, common practice in many places of the world

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Knerrbo t1_iv6qbkb wrote

When the milk goes breaking bad

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NabreLabre t1_iv5bkyl wrote

Don't mind me just clicked for the picture

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SpirituallyMyopic t1_iv5dg6r wrote

I love that her shirt says Team No Sleep. The irony.

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Cruxifux t1_iv611hg wrote

There’s gotta be easier ways to drug someone

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nedeta t1_iv634qr wrote

This is common. I knew a guy in Columbia that got robbed when prostitute laced her nipples.

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JohnnyAK907 t1_iv8mt4g wrote

This actually isn't new. There was a string of this sort of scam going on in Taiwan in the early 80's. I read about it in one of my dad's hidden playboys when I was a kid, and remember the story and the cartoon of a dude passed out slobbering with a tit in his mouth was hilarious.

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Taractis t1_iv50jy6 wrote

Now this is a next level grift.

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Trumpswells t1_iv59cst wrote

Is it one ‘woman’? Or a Ugandan women practice?

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spacecampreject t1_iv5byd9 wrote

The concept isn’t new. I heard of this being done in Mexico years ago. It’s some optomalic drug they use.

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ChetManly91 t1_iv5dsvz wrote

She’ll be dropping an album in no time

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ph30nix01 t1_iv5l035 wrote

Always use a baby wipe before fornication 😆

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erice2018 t1_iv5v9q4 wrote

When he woke up, at least he still had his mammary

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Zeothalen t1_iv5wd58 wrote

This is strait for an episode of csi

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porkforpigs t1_iv6l97a wrote

Looks like somebody watched that episode of CSI

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eighthgen t1_iv6lcca wrote

This story is suspect....

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JustaGigolo1973 t1_iv8ic1t wrote

This is the breast story I have read today

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S-Vagus t1_iv52ztw wrote

Or just a performance prostitute that learned the Vagus Martial Arts of Ego!

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chojinra t1_iv5rwqr wrote

I mean… I have to give her points for her creativity with her… points.

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Beardfart t1_iv608zj wrote

I've heard of Ugandan Knuckles, but Ugandan Nipples?!

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Larry_Phischman t1_iv6303q wrote

This actually happens a lot. There was even a CSI episode about it.

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Spazic77 t1_iv6ka5n wrote

How many Chucky Cheese Tokens is that, I'm trying to fund out how much was stolen here.....

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CheshireRaptor t1_iv7vk9q wrote

LMAO! More like dude thought he was going to get a cheap lay, stripped off his clothes jumped in bed and THEN was drugged.

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Skyblacker t1_iv83nuu wrote

I'm impressed. Looking at the photo of the suspect, they're not even big tiddies. I'd guess 36B at a glance, really more band than cup there.

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ReyRamone t1_iv8pfhk wrote

I didn't know Cardi B was ugandan 🤔

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Grumar t1_ivb1tsi wrote

Dis is da wae

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Dr-P-Ossoff t1_ivc13kl wrote

I saw that in an old issue of Heavy Metal magazine.,

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raddaya t1_iv5o32w wrote

> A female Superintendent of Police -SP who was recording the Lieutenant’s statement could not hold her laughter at the story. “So, you have also fallen victim to her spiking breasts? I knew you would tell me funny stories yet I know the woman you are talking about. You are not the first to be robbed by this woman. But what’s unique about her breasts, why are you men falling into her tricks,” the officer teased her army colleague.

Imagine being date raped and then the police Superintendent laughs at you. Shame on her.

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HallOfGlory1 t1_iv5r4xy wrote

They weren't raped. They were robbed. Yes she shouldn't laugh, but this is also Uganda. They're pretty high on the list for child marriages and such. I'm surprised they even took their statements. Though I suppose it was because he was a lieutenant.

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HelloS0n t1_iv6y36w wrote

“ATM cards pin codes were cracked and they withdrew 10 million Shillings,” Enanga explained.”

Googles 10million shillings to USD

So they withdrew $83,883 USD worth from an ATM?

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xRmg t1_iv97epd wrote

Those are kenian shillings by default.

Google "10 million ugandan shillings to usd"

Its at this moment just shy of 2700 usd

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Kamwind t1_iv4wfxq wrote

And that is the picture they decided to use for the story?

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Cynykl t1_ivdxevw wrote

I dont know why you are being downvoted. It is clearly a bait and switch.

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ReturnOfCE t1_iv5rzne wrote

Flip the genders and the mood of this thread would be very different

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cenzala t1_iv52a3a wrote

Switch the genders and suddenly it doesn't fit the sub

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coleslawww307 t1_iv5ai74 wrote

Be the change you want to see in the world, man. Don’t let the feminist win. Lace your own nipples with sedatives

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Miami_Beach_Man t1_iv4z26y wrote

There's also gorgeous women that lace their vaginas with chloroform and hang out in luxury clubs in Monaco/Dubai/Las Vegas etc to attract rich guys. When the guys go down on them they get knocked dout and robbed silly.

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-1KingKRool- t1_iv50o0b wrote

Sounds dubious at best.

Chloroform is slow-acting, and it would take at least a few minutes of breathing it to have it meaningfully affect a person.

Couple this with ingestion and absorption producing similar effects to inhalation, with the labia and vagina both falling more into the mucus membrane territory (read, absorbs faster than just skin) and they’d be knocking themselves out first.

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flapadar_ t1_iv5343i wrote

It's also got a powerful sweet solvent smell. There's no way someone wouldn't smell it.

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Miami_Beach_Man t1_iv5d045 wrote

Probably got the drug wrong then, but I read it in The Secret Footballer when he's talking about high end thieves

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