Submitted by insideoutcognito t3_ymnzdq in nottheonion
FriesWithThat t1_iv4t5l1 wrote
>“This victim told us that this suspect drugged him and then carried him into her car up to the lodge where she stripped and robbed him. He claims his three million Shillings was stolen, ATM cards pin codes were cracked and they withdrew 10 million Shillings,” Enanga explained.
13 million Ugandan shillings is about $3400. Not only does this women have alluring nipples but she apparently is very strong.
8-36 t1_iv4w3sz wrote
And has a shit ton of money also
GrandmaPoses t1_iv5ga2r wrote
Think of all the nipples she can buy!
Khaldara t1_iv5o7vk wrote
InnovativeFarmer t1_iv6gk5o wrote
Ren and Stimpy had no business being on during the day.
Maximum_Comedian_708 t1_iv6fwzq wrote
“How much do they cost”
“About twenty shmecklessss”
LiberalFartsMajor t1_iwctjhn wrote
"I'm Mr boobie buyer, I'll buy those boobies for twenty five shmeckles.
Speadraser t1_iv82jua wrote
Nipples of Venus
LeviathanGank t1_iv99soz wrote
sirens of nipples
Knerrbo t1_iv6ppao wrote
A tit ton* of money
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Sea_Math4 t1_iv4x8bj wrote
Also cracks atm codes
devo_inc t1_iv5wye5 wrote
Hackernips
supercyberlurker t1_iv5yfm2 wrote
Yeah I want to hear a bit more about that.
How does one 'crack atm codes'. This isn't actually a hollywood movie.
xrufus7x t1_iv6h33e wrote
Most people use easy to remember numbers so if he used like his bday she could have gotten the info from his wallet or maybe he wrote it down on a piece of paper and kept it in there. Its also possible Ugandan ATMs have shit security and she just brute forced it.
StarCitizenIsGood t1_iv7hg7i wrote
They are too embarrassed to admit they told her the pin codes under threat of being bent over the balcony and fucked by her strapon
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iv6eyfo wrote
"ay yu, I let suck vagene if gib EhTM meshen pin."
"Wan two thee foh"
"Fool, I don't really give vagene"
"Bamboozled! I will say you crack."
Enthusiastically t1_iv4wexr wrote
Small price to pay for an epic story.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_iv4ygdt wrote
Not if the guy was married though, methinks
ironroad18 t1_iv5384j wrote
Plot twist: His partner is into that shit, the robbery part I mean as she hates his guts.
ajver19 t1_iv54630 wrote
I mean a fireman's carry is all about a way to carry heavy weight that you normally wouldn't be able to.
Walking with someone on your shoulders isn't the same as holding them like you just got married.
Misabi t1_iv7a3in wrote
Just gotta practice the Ranger roll to get them up there.
Larmefaux t1_iv56va5 wrote
Fireperson's carry.
Timelymanner t1_iv57xa2 wrote
She may have had partners to help.
anotherday-myfriend t1_iv6niek wrote
Waste of time and breath, but thanks.
fml87 t1_iv5wkvx wrote
You’ve triggered the conservatives
Lucibean t1_iv6lvqc wrote
and only she can defeat Homelander
JohnnyOnslaught t1_iv5th6v wrote
Gotta admire the hustle.
barrymccockner76 t1_iv6361p wrote
I like how you also called her a women.
gamerdude69 t1_iv8r8pj wrote
Shilling? Like what Scrooge gave the boy to fetch the fattest turkey? Wtf
Vradlock t1_iv5ng7x wrote
And is a good hacker unless he had his pins written on the back of each card.
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