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Khaldara t1_jecnc58 wrote
Reply to Sometimes poop knife is not enough by aasimarsarcana
I would like to unsubscribe from “Golden Corral Prep Kitchen Photos”
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Reply to comment by renardvulpes in Saw a McDonald’s sauce with two nails held together quite deliberately by rubber bands impaled into it by Scako
Whoever pulls them out becomes the rightful Mayor McCheese
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Reply to comment by IDontEvenLikeFriends in chewbacca's ass at disney springs, florida by OwlEastSage
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Reply to comment by Cmyers1980 in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
“Weaponize the Thoughts and Prayers”
- That dude apparently
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Reply to comment by Duo_Decimal in PsBattle: Danzig with a lawnmower by PseudoPatriotsNotPog
“I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt!”
‘You make our house bleed, right now!’
Khaldara t1_jdemrel wrote
Reply to comment by Sariel007 in 5 kids rescued from a Staten Island sewer system after they crawled into a tunnel and got lost by Sandstorm400
Did they kill that fucking clown at least?
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Reply to comment by OldeFortran77 in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
To be fair, the average decapitated person presumably has far more intelligent takes on policy than modern MAGA Republican nutbags, and at least thrice the cognitive function of Boebert and Greene combined
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Reply to comment by Aethermations in Killer tries to escape prison disguised as a SHEEP by Utegenthal
“Nobody is escaping!”
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Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Airlander 10 by Redness15
This must be the new Nier:Automata model
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Reply to comment by gnarfler in Polar Bear Enters Remote Alaska Village, Fatally Mauls Woman, Boy by MinimumMonitor7
“Now see here, sharing a resource for the safety and common good of the community’s inhabitants sounds like that there commusocialisms that Tucker told me was the devil in between cash for gold ads and bemoaning the loss of the Snickers dick vein! What if onna them gays or a brown person needs to escape from a polar bear? No siree, no thank you. We ain’t doin that. I’d rather be eviscerated, you know, to own the libs!”
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Reply to comment by amsterdamtech in Someone wrote this in the bathroom. They need to learn how to use all those dating apps by Agent-Gosdepa-USA
The ol Twitter for Shitters
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Reply to comment by Dr_E_Goodweather in So tempting, always by Mentalfloss1
The log lacerator
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Reply to comment by savagejames1369420 in Snaggle-toothed eel found on the beach in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. by CaviarQ8
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Reply to comment by No___ImRight in Christmas Day dust up at Waffle House ends in arrests by d1yb
Just be careful not to escalate to Golden Corral or CPS might get involved
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Reply to comment by DirtyD1701 in Drunken man poops on PT Cruiser, tells hospital staff his blood will be ‘Pure. Natural. Ice.’ by ahecht
Maybe a Ford Pinto if you’re the type of fellow who enjoys a heated seat while doing your business
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Reply to comment by Spooky_Noodle_ in A frozen horseshoe crab at the beach by Spooky_Noodle_
The silver lining being that for anyone long awaiting a crab popsicle, your ship has come in
Khaldara t1_j1e9rfb wrote
Reply to comment by ColeBane in Content from sources with a right-leaning ideological slant gain more visibility on Twitter, an advantage in the attention economy that social media creates by marketrent
Yeah, I mean common sense dictates that it almost needs to be true by virtue of these platforms seeking profitability as well. The right wing is the minority party by population, it also trends older and rural (both segments of the population that are further less likely to be online as persistently).
Consequently if their content wasn’t being amplified, you’d presumably naturally encounter right wing stuff at much lower rates by virtue of its overall representation in the digital space. But companies thrive off “engagement”, regardless of whether it’s positive or not. So the bickering and internet fighting right wing content provides drives it higher than it’d presumably otherwise be.
This of course does absolutely nothing to dissuade their pundits from going on the largest traditional media outlets on the planet to whine about being “canceled” and “silenced”, whilst holding a microphone and staring into a camera.
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Artisanal Jerky preparation
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Reply to comment by N8CCRG in D.C. Bar panel tentatively finds Giuliani likely committed ethics violation with false election claims by Pomp_N_Circumstance
Was Rudy present or did he mistake the venue for the municipal basketball court next to the landscapers
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Reply to comment by TheAnt317 in TIL that roosters don’t have a penis. They pump their sperm into females using a 'cloacal kiss' by [deleted]
I thought the Cloacal Kiss was a Golden Corral special
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Reply to comment by DJNickiBlake in Las Vegas police: Woman who stole, hid Rolex inside genitals was in town for court on similar theft charge by vt9876
Christopher Walken clearly chose the more secure option in Pulp Fiction, they didn’t get it back
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Reply to While I'm normally not really into JRPG's / Turn based games, the 102 hours I spent on Persona 5 have been an absolute blast and I never expected to like the game as much as I did. by Hvirotmir
“I saved the world with the power of friendship and also this gun I found!”
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Reply to comment by thoth1000 in Used coffin traded in at pawnshop as economy worsens by CCMcC
“Little Old Lady only took it to the church on weekends. One previous owner!”
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Reply to comment by Raynafur in Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
“Hey! You can’t park there”