stillnotelf
stillnotelf t1_jed8o4a wrote
...what happened to the Moon?
stillnotelf t1_jea2b5w wrote
Reply to comment by ImSoBoring890 in LPT: Picture the thing you want to buy as clutter by Affectionate-Coat446
I can't imagine wanting a new blanket. The only two criteria I use are "clean and warm" and those take a long time to fail.
stillnotelf t1_je0c2nm wrote
Reply to comment by CorvusRubens in TIL about Lillan Bloodworth, who donated blood every 56 days for nearly 50 years. By the time she stopped at age 85, she had donated 23 gallons. (The average person's body contains about 1.5 gallons.) by WouldbeWanderer
Batik fabric hit me with that on Saturday. My mom had a thing made that way and then it was in book 8 of the Expanse.
stillnotelf t1_jdqx8hp wrote
Reply to comment by thoughtsthoughtof in [PM] Give me the most ridiculous sounding pair of characters you can think of, and I'll write a dramatic fight scene between them by T_Lawliet
He's a humanoid duck. Both of these are already out there in the world
stillnotelf t1_jdpnei2 wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me the most ridiculous sounding pair of characters you can think of, and I'll write a dramatic fight scene between them by T_Lawliet
Missile is a Pomeranian who loves his mistress and has the power to swap the location of two objects so long as they are the same shape.
Fenton Crackshell is an accountant who moonlights as a robotic superhero. Beyond his robotic suit superpowers he can count any number of objects instantaneously and accurately.
They are fighting over which of them Fenton's mother loves most. (For the purposes of the story let's just say the mother is also Missile's mistress)
stillnotelf t1_jdi7ieu wrote
Reply to comment by oh3fiftyone in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
Uninterested in educating others, perhaps. We agree.
stillnotelf t1_jdgh6va wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
Gandalf strikes me as uninterested in education, although he'd curbstomp Voldemort.
Dumbledore canonically puts on cursed rings he ought not to.
This will not end well unless Gandalf trains Hogwarts as an army and leads them back to Middle Earth to confront a resurgent Sauron.
stillnotelf t1_jap1aoq wrote
Reply to comment by GameSpection in [WP] You, an avid cosplayer, notice someone or something has inexplicably switched your gear with the real deal. Inside is a note that offers a choice, "have fun or use it well. I'll switch out the real one tomorrow." by Flaky_Explanation
My mind is warring with "wealth punk can't be real, plus it would just be boring suits" versus "every ____punk is a thing, it's like sfw rule 34"
stillnotelf t1_jaesz7y wrote
Reply to [PM] Any ideas for a conflict in a medieval story about a boy who is baking a pie? by CipherMoth
Where will he find the two dozen blackbirds?
stillnotelf t1_j5n1uyg wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me an apocalypse scenario and I will write you a short story about people from that situation. by Lamborgani96
Standard zombie apocalypse but the focus characters are harried parents more worried about keeping their toddlers happy; the family treats zombies as a minor inconvenience compared to the kids running out of snacks. Comedy not tragedy
stillnotelf t1_izw20mg wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP]Two planets are in such close (yet stable) orbit that about once a century the inhabitants and even some animals are able to move from one planet to the other with relative ease. by HardcoreMandolinist
I've read this as a moderately hard sci fi novel. One was a desert, one an ocean. The desert had all these weird slightly soft rocks that didn't fit geologically, think glacial boulders. Turned out they were eggs from when the water switched sides every so often
stillnotelf t1_iye8u3f wrote
Reply to comment by timmyboyoyo in LPT: Don't post LPTs that you yourself have never tried. by giblfiz
I can't work it out. I think it's like evaluating "this sentence is false".
stillnotelf t1_iwzt7g7 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] u one day wake up to find ur self high turns out for 1 week once a month every body form young to old gets high untill one day u find ur self normal what u see shocks you to your core. by zacharyblake87
I'm not used to seeing riddles in the prompt itself
stillnotelf t1_iwozh1k wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive_Cow1242 in [WP] You are a member of an ancient secret organization that collects and protects every type of book - fiction, real, scientific, spiritual, safe, old, new, and forbidden. However, there is a book so dangerous that your superiors are willing to erase it from history, and you are curious why. by N00B00N_IOO
You posted this as a reply to the automod sticky not to the prompt, I assume by accident.
stillnotelf t1_iugo8bu wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Your dear pet is ill and as a last resort you summon a demon to heal them. What you did not expect was for the demon to be equally concerned for the wellbeing of the animal before any contract was signed. by Shadrak_Meduson
So I guess the demon gets the pet as a pet in hell.
Cats probably love torturing damned souls. (Pomeranians probably would too)
stillnotelf t1_iugdxyi wrote
Reply to comment by ZehPowah in LPT Request: I've come to absolutely loath flying on airplanes, and my new job has me flying a lot. Any tips to make the experience more bearable? by [deleted]
Flying really early means it wastes TWO days in my experience. Knowing i have to get up early ruins the day before. Flying late is great, up to redeye which is godawful
stillnotelf t1_iubltu0 wrote
Reply to comment by TheeBdogg in [PM] Pick a mythical creature and give me prompt related to that by TheeBdogg
Eventually the wyvern gets drunk enough to tell the dragon that as hexapods they are descended from insects, unlike tetrapod wyverns descended from noble tyrannosaurs
stillnotelf t1_iu9r0mw wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] People have superpowers. Yours is the ability to create a hivemind. It has grown too large and is now labeled a global threat. by Idontluvmenoonedoes
Playing the superpowers prompt means worm game....definitely Khepri
stillnotelf t1_iu7tuf3 wrote
Wyvern and dragons arguing about the appropriate number of limbs to have and its implications for their evolutionary history
stillnotelf t1_iu0uqbh wrote
Reply to comment by ShadowPouncer in [WP] You are an AI that serves as the navigation system of an interdimensional warship. You are heavily damaged and crash on a world with primitive inhabitants. You spend ages advancing them so they can repair you. When they fix your sensors, you find that the war ended in extinction of both sides. by lordhelmos
Captain America knows what the honey connection is but can't Bear to guess why
stillnotelf t1_jed90zn wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] For some reason, you are kidnapped and put into an isolated chamber. The kidnappers expect you to go insane and fess up, but little do they know you are so happy to finally be able to daydream 24/7. by SuckerFor_Sweets
Yeah....this is what COVID lockdowns were for the introverted. "No more small talk? Sweet."