Missile is a Pomeranian who loves his mistress and has the power to swap the location of two objects so long as they are the same shape.

Fenton Crackshell is an accountant who moonlights as a robotic superhero. Beyond his robotic suit superpowers he can count any number of objects instantaneously and accurately.

They are fighting over which of them Fenton's mother loves most. (For the purposes of the story let's just say the mother is also Missile's mistress)