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anally_ExpressUrself t1_jcpwdu0 wrote
Reply to comment by Guygan in What lubricant to use on garage door? by rockyboy49
Top comment non-mod comment in this post: "3-in-1 garage door lube"
Top non-sponsored result for Google search: "3-in-1 garage door lube"
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anally_ExpressUrself t1_j9y9zwd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: If a small business gives you discounts or free item/service to resolve a genuine issue you had with them, don't mention it in public reviews/forums, people will try to take advantage, they'll use your review as precedent and an excuse to be a shitty customer by InevitableNothing460
Counterpoint: if I read an anecdote like the one in the title, I will believe it. If I read "excellent customer service" I will suspect it's a fake review.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j9q59oh wrote
Reply to comment by JennJayBee in Numerous Colorado schools receive threats and reports of ‘active shooters’ Wednesday by TheKittCatt
That is weirdly comforting.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j9ous7z wrote
Here are their professions, from left to right: lawyer, lawyer, car salesman, cocaine dealer, salesman.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j9o3rh4 wrote
Reply to comment by Fpscharles in Numerous Colorado schools receive threats and reports of ‘active shooters’ Wednesday by TheKittCatt
Probably just trying to low-key terrorize. No need to look for vulnerabilities or even be physically nearby. Just make a quick phone call and watch people panic.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j9o3is1 wrote
Reply to comment by freebirth in Numerous Colorado schools receive threats and reports of ‘active shooters’ Wednesday by TheKittCatt
could be balloon retaliation.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j9nzyko wrote
Reply to comment by MINIMAN10001 in Google announces major breakthrough that represents ‘significant shift’ in quantum computers by Ezekiel_W
What is AI based image scaling?
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j9bx8o8 wrote
Reply to comment by Mugwumpen in Previously unreleased footage from first submersible dives in July 1986 to the RMS Titanic shipwreck — British passenger liner that sank 14-15 April 1912 remains about 4,000 metres undersea in the Atlantic Ocean by marketrent
Why is it deteriorating faster?
anally_ExpressUrself OP t1_j96y5os wrote
Reply to comment by jon_hendry in Has anyone made a fun kids area under their basement stairs? by anally_ExpressUrself
What did you do for light? We had a plug-in lamp dangling from the ceiling, but the ceiling is already so low, it makes things feel cramped.
Submitted by anally_ExpressUrself t3_116k7ae in DIY
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Reply to comment by tim12s in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
So that's what calamari is!
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j7clj81 wrote
Reply to comment by cottagecheeseceiling in Red sky at night, sailors delight. by linuxknight
Itch in yer 'nads? Sailor got crabs.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j6p9ium wrote
We also rarely hear about other sources of broad light. Broad moonlight. Broad candlelight. Broad fluorescent light.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j6bbl61 wrote
Reply to comment by chrisdm720 in [i ate] NYC street pretzel [oc] by chrisdm720
Is there any dollar pizza left?
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j6amsmq wrote
Reply to comment by EarRubs in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
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anally_ExpressUrself t1_j634dgk wrote
She says she's working but whenever you go visit her work SHES NEVER WORKING
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j5ruh3v wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Never wrestle with a pig. You get disgusting, and the pig likes it.
Similar advice applies to this whole long thread.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j4leori wrote
Reply to comment by dumptrump3 in Close Call! by PhonedVenus21345678
This is why it's critical to slow down and be extra cautious whenever you're driving by nowhere.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j2bz2k8 wrote
Reply to comment by cfsed_98 in Once an Open Sewer, New York Harbor Now Teems With Life. Thank the Clean Water Act. by LCPhotowerx
I stubbed my toe earlier and it hurt like a bitch. Was that Reagan too?
anally_ExpressUrself t1_izwo08u wrote
Warning: under-thinking can also kill.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_iz5rmsq wrote
Reply to comment by Shepatriots in [Image] Anything can be cleaned! by doomedPyorrhea573
What about if your kid is 2 years, 9 months?
anally_ExpressUrself t1_iz5rht0 wrote
Reply to comment by copingcabana in [Image] Anything can be cleaned! by doomedPyorrhea573
Huh. I guess the real garbage was the garbage we made along the way.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_iy18e53 wrote
Reply to comment by Odd_Rutabaga_7810 in [Image] "8 ways to constantly improve" by Butterflies_Books
Exercise definitely makes me uncomfortable
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Reply to comment by PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL in [Image] "A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson by Butterflies_Books
Thanks, PM_UR_TITS
anally_ExpressUrself t1_jdy3nsq wrote
Reply to I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
Now that's how you wave a towel!