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madazzahatter t1_j9n00dx wrote on February 23, 2023 at 3:16 AM

Reply to Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis

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I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?” I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled...

Submitted by madazzahatter t3_118vjja on February 22, 2023 at 11:13 AM in Jokes

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Bernie Sanders says it's time for a four-day work week: "With exploding technology and increased worker productivity, it's time to move toward a four-day work week with no loss of pay. Workers must benefit from technology, not just corporate CEOs."

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Submitted by madazzahatter t3_118tl24 on February 22, 2023 at 9:12 AM in Futurology

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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

Submitted by madazzahatter t3_115dhje on February 18, 2023 at 11:40 AM in Jokes

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I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early today, I'm going to be a father!" He replied, "Of course! Take the afternoon off." When I returned to work the next day, he came to my desk, smiled and asked, "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?" I shrugged, "I don't know..."

Submitted by madazzahatter t3_104rjvn on January 6, 2023 at 11:09 AM in Jokes

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