Indian food is the best food ever, especially the vegetarian dishes. I miss living somewhere that has a decent Indian restaurant. The best place I've ever been what a tiny little international grocery where the family that owned it had a room in the back where they cooked and sold homemade dishes till they ran out. Their food was 10 times better than any of the actual sit down restaurants I've been to. It's been 20 years nearly since they closed and we moved but I will never forget it. Best food I've ever tasted.

Now I don't know what to really call myself, I generally say I'm straight cause I'm married to a man but I've had a few relationships with other women who were lesbians, and they were the best relationships I've had and remember them only fondly, unlike relationships with men. I don't really think about it like that, I would date an alien with tentacles for hair and blue skin if they were cool or a robot that was completely sentient and self aware if we got along, being made of metal wouldn't bother me. But since I've been with my husband for 20 years and have a kid with him I would just say I was straight. I still wouldn't fall for this crap or like or accept someone cause someone said I should. My husband says I'm the most stubborn, obstinate person he's ever met. That I'd argue the sky is blue. Which I would cause it only appears blue to us, the sky is black. The only time it reason I ever pretend to agree with anyone is to shut them up because they are annoying me. I'm too much of a nihilist to believe shit. Still, I better be careful before an ancient cambion comes after me as the ultimate target. They would lose, but it would still be annoying.

What a shitty way to go. Do guys on that job often break the rules? You'd think driving forward without visibility and without clearing the floor of people would be the number one rule drilled into everybody. Like getting caught doing it even if nothing happens would mean immediate firing. Anyway, I know you feel terrible because it was really terrible to do that but you aren't helping anyone being an alcoholic and may end up killing more people like that. You should do some volunteer work, help people or animals and maybe you'll notice Larry less. You can still do something worthwhile even though you killed someone by taking a lazy shortcut.

Maybe airplane mode would help? If it's using a real world device to find you then you couldn't be located by phone then. However I have a feeling it's not bound by real world physics unfortunately.

Lol, me too. My family is always like," don't bother calling OrangeMoon, she won't ever answer the phone". Then my husband jumps in with," I could be dead on the side of the road or in jail blah blah blah". When my kid is gone at school ir with friends or boyfriend I generally keep my volume all the way up but I'm always on silent otherwise.

They need to pass out emergency kits with xanax and somas(do they still make soma?) and painkillers. You won't be able to react then. It could seriously probably combat it. Some other additional meds could help too, anything to dull the senses and reaction. Sure it may kill some people to combo like that but man, what a way to go. Better than glass in the eyes or boiled hands. Go raid a pharmacy if you must.

I doubt some interstellar or interdimensional beings bothered to come down to earth and show themselves just to murder one sick little boy. Plus Marty wasn't scared at all. I'm pretty sure Marty is alive somewhere in some reality. Live long and prosper Marty.

You should have been smarter. Asked for more information BEFORE agreeing. Asked to meet the guy. Ask for a visit to hell first, or at least the brochure. I'd have no issue taking a life to save a life I love but I would want more info. Life is really very short. What happens after? What waits the person I'm saving if I interfere and change their fate? What waits me? These are things I'd need to know. That I'm not making things actually worse for them. Informed decisions and all that.

Some scientists say even trees can think or perceive their environment around them. Honeybees are just insects but they can communicate exact directions and distances to each other accounting for wind speed(math) when they need the hive to check out something or a new potential home which is fascinating and amazing. Makes you think right? Obviously everything living has to eat. That doesn't mean treating a living being like those villagers did. Honestly I would have done what you did in that situation.

I don't know the specific ages for each primate and sloth as I'm a cat person and mostly watch stuff about all varieties of cats in the world but many animals live nearly as long as we do, some longer. Parrots can live to be 80 and lobsters crazily enough over 100 right? Some sharks have been found to be 500 they say and I'm fairly certain some primates other than us live over 40. Orangutans spend 8 to 10 years actively raising a single baby before sending it out in the world. They have to live a pretty long life to do that for each child.

At least the people in your town didn't sound crazy and cultish like the people of evil towns usually do. Otherwise none of y'all would have ever escaped.

You think witches and paranormal entities can't have a sense of humor also to mess with us? Since there were 50 of them and they turned a decrepit old apartment building into a hotel with magic of some sort, I'm pretty sure they could have prevented OP from leaving. I know if I were a demon, I'd mess with humans constantly. Not to kill anyone, just for fun.

No, he should have checked the sex offender registry for a rapist or child molester and dropped it at their house. Solving two problems at once. And no bad karma.

Sex stuff is something you give someone you were best friends with when you were 10 and are still best friends with 20 years later. And you still better know it won't offend them. Bachelor and bachelorette parties certain sex stuff can be appropriate but you still need to know your crowd. A sex doll like this is different than gifting someone flavored lube or a dildo as well. If you don't see why that is, you probably shouldn't be gifting anything of a sexual nature to anyone.

You should have busted a house window out. Your neighbor could have pulled you in. I'm not very friendly, but I would have yanked you in and let you sit by the door till we could get you home. Though, if that thing came to my house and it was between you and my kids, then yes, I'd push you back out the door. I will put my own kids before others though certainly it shouldn't have come to that inside with the lights. Your father and mother though should have gone to your friends parents house to give them a beating in the morning. And the small town cops should have allowed it. They were responsible for you regardless and the mom needed a gun, taser or cattle prod to keep the drunk abuser under control in such a situation. Your father really should have let the dad have it and honestly even though mom was getting beat, she could have hid you somewhere till it was safe. Better for you to get roughed up a little by friends crazy dad than eaten alive outside by a monster.

Everyone I've known who used the dark web just uses it to buy drugs. No problems for them. You must have delved too deep.

Maybe he needs a heart to be a real boy? Go back to the box he came in and read all the instructions. I think you should have done that first.

Make a deal with it. Ask it not to eat you or anyone or cats you care about. Tell it you'll bring it food. Either pervs from bars or dating sites or get it some real evildoers, the ones that think they are good. Bet they're the tastiest. Like prolifers or maybe door to door evangelicals.

Or maybe it wouldn't hurt too bad to stitch it on? Just be sure to use something sturdy like a thin leather cord to stitch it on or something else that can actually hold it together till it starts to fuse. Regular thread for any type of cloth definitely won't cut it and would rip just from normal movement.

I'd marry someone for a yacht. Like one of those 80 million to 150 million dollar yachts. I I always wanted one of those. Santa would need a diet and the gym though. My husband barely has a beer belly and I'm not a fan.

I get ya girl. I wouldn't put up with that. I agreed to have one daughter and I did. Having a daughter is pretty awesome, she's exactly like me and I certainly didn't try to make her be anything like me. Your little evil spawn though...look at him, 5 minutes and already being clingy. Don't think I could handle that. Make the police take him away back to that fool who adopted him. Or drop him off on your ex. He wanted one of those babies right? Since you gave him your house, which I would never do, he kinda owes you.

What if Santa is evil? You know it's so difficult to know with conflicting accounts. I think OP should contact a priest or fortune teller from whichever country Krampus actually comes from. If he can find someone who knows enough about him they may be able to help. Maybe a college professor who has devoted their career and research to this type of lore could be helpful too. There's all sort of academic types out there who study things like the origin of fairy tales and Christmas history and that sort of thing. He has the proof, so I'd contact one of those myself.

Feeding random(rotting) meat to anyone would be criminal. You know even putting exlax in your food that coworkers always steal out of the fridge can get you in trouble. People don't like eating meat of things they don't consider normal, and each person may have a different normal. I only eat fish, no mammals, myself. Plus what if eating Krampus turned his enemies into Krampus minions or even Krampus himself. That's not a smart solution. It's like you want OP to get in all kinds of trouble, lol. I thought we were supposed to be helping him?

Your son must be really really naughty if Krampus came down in front of you for him. Maybe get your son some therapy? And keeping a body in the attic could draw police from the smell. Most people would think you killed some freaky animal or demon so I wouldn't worry too much about removing it from your house but I would be worried about Santa or Krampus coming back to life. On American Dad both Krampus and Santa are eternal. You don't want Krampus gunning for you every Christmas like Santa does with the Smith's. You need to figure out and solution. Research Krampus and Christmas lore and find someone who deals in the paranormal and show them what you have in the attic.

Do you and your family exist in a video game? Or in the grid like in Tron? My wall has never given me confetti messages of hope. No fair.