FlyGuy_2000
FlyGuy_2000 t1_jb6g4u1 wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic-Lion1254 in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
How are other people able to see your personal activity on a website? Doesn't sound secure at all.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_jb672gr wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic-Lion1254 in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
The end goal usually revolves around money. Establish that she is a doctor and thus gainfully employed. Then concoct an emergency where she doesn't have access to funds and needs to borrow, with you coming as the knight in shining armor to save the one you love, and her promising to pay you back. Rinse and repeat.
Or it can be a creep getting thrills out of fooling people.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_jb60ma3 wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic-Lion1254 in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
They/he are playing you. Everything about this smells fishy. ABSOLUTELY.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_jb497tj wrote
How did the other guy know you and her were messaging each other? What if they are both either in on the scam, or the same person?
I encountered a similar situation on Match.com 25 years ago with a doctor named "Trisha" who lived in Seattle. We emailed each other all day long. Then out of the blue someone who claimed he was an ex emailed me, told me she was playing him and me, and wanted to meet up to exchange notes. So we did, and this guy was pretty cool and then started calling and wanting to hang out. Turns out he was gay and was "Trisha" all along. Long story, didn't want to hijack your thread, but just a warning.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_jab0re6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing dreads to a costume party by [deleted]
People of weak mind will find anything to be offended about. Best to avoid those people.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_ja49p88 wrote
I guess this is how you get ahead in life?
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j9944kl wrote
Props to you for having the moral courage to do the right thing. I would buy you a beer and offer you a bump of cocaine if you lived in my town.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j987902 wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking out the P.E prof. by Mental_Tea_4493
Today I bragged about being a badass on reddit.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j8lvosf wrote
With all those jokes you must be a comedian, but you acting like a clown.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j6nj7uf wrote
Call him Urkel Grey then, from that sitcom Family Matters.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j6ni4iy wrote
Reply to comment by Specsaman in TIFU by being scammed and 4 times by callgirl and blackmailed by [deleted]
Tell them you will call rhe police vice squad. Don't worry about these scammers.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j6ngdum wrote
Couldn't make out 50% of what you said, but it's a SCAM. Tell them you will contact vice if they keep harassing you.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j6lwbyn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
Does he interact with people on Fortnite? Doxx him then. Show his group or team what an ass he is, embarass him, take away what he loves to play from him.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j6lw2tq wrote
I suggest you accumulate all his dirty secrets - nasty photos of him picking his butt, forbidden tiktok, porn sites visited, etc and as his high school PROM gift, post it for his classmates to see. Will teach that little shit not to be so smug. And leaves enough time between prom and graduation for his friends to make fun of him, but not enough to carry over to college.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j690ny5 wrote
Reply to comment by ozaku7 in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
Its not comfortable for me because the water is cold.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j65rs01 wrote
So you can't just use your underwear to wipe and throw away? (Or wash and use again)
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j63e2m1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
Should have added "well, hopefully the other 3 chins won't miss it too badly."
FlyGuy_2000 t1_j63ae0o wrote
Reply to comment by NattySocks in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Or in the case of his tattoo - dick read.
FlyGuy_2000 t1_jc6dn5l wrote
Reply to TIFU by brushing my teeth with vagisil by PitifulAd2391
Did it relieve the itching, burning sensation in your mouth though?