Yes, I haven’t played the first 2068 games yet and I don’t want to be lost in the story.

I like dating girls in the mortuary, you don’t have to buy them flowers.

Rule 6: no relationship advice.

When she goes to a buffet they have to hire seasonal help.

That would be so dense

I went into a liquor store once and asked how much their JD was. It was higher than I wanted to spend so I said thanks and walked away. The guy got mad at me and yelled at me for coming in his store and not buying anything. This was in Boston and there were like 4 other liquor stores next to it, I was just trying to find the cheapest one.

I blame high school/middle school for conditioning us. You’re around mostly the same people for years and years. They remember every little thing you did wrong to embarrass and ridicule you. They give you nicknames that stick for years. It’s horrific.

Then you leave and enter the adult world and expect similar behavior from your peers, so you spend the rest of your life defending yourself from this experience.

How much time did you invest in it to make that $3.5K?

Fortunately destruction by combustion is an effective measure of control.

Do you think they’ll make it?

If only lobsters had mammary glands.

Is the parrot’s name pronounced Job or job?

Yeah we all had baths when we were kids. Show off.

Any port in a storm, any pinhole in an eclipse.

Yes you can absolutely burn out the sensor in the camera. Might not ruin the whole thing but you can get hot spots in the image that will be permanent.

Are you a cow? Humans produce hydrogen sulfate. Cows produce methane.

That’s not what I’m saying at all. Even the Romans had an average life expectancy of like 70+ if they made it to adulthood, which is not terribly dissimilar from today.

It actually was once you got through childhood.

Think of it as over active immune systems. Those who had over active immune systems had a better chance in fighting off bubonic plague, but also greater chance to fight their own body.

Walking treadmill for your desk.

You joke, but this way we get a nice big preview of the image on Twitter, where the original post only shows a thumbnail and then a link to Twitter.