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yumirow t1_ix8ud61 wrote
Red code, family in coming
wecomeinpeacedoyou t1_ix9c95t wrote
Code D
bowlbettertalk t1_ixanz18 wrote
Code Deez
Longshot_45 t1_ix9j80v wrote
Prepare to dive...
fish-keeper69 t1_ixbgawy wrote
dong
Embarrasssg3662 t1_ixcxchl wrote
Y’all are too comfortable with each other to where having to secure your dangly bits is even an issue. Lol
Fhotaku t1_ix9wnye wrote
In Job Corps when the opposite gender entered a dorm, they had to announce it with a shout. That way anyone feeling they may get exposed have warning they're about to be within sights. It was a bit crude, but it could have solved this problem.
creggieb t1_ixaohwp wrote
When I was in cadets, away at summer camp, the phrasing was almost exclusively announced as
" female on the male tent line" or "female on deck"
Due to numbers. Because we were kids, but in a (semi)serious military situation someone would always yell "with male on top" or similar
futureruler t1_ixafwsw wrote
They do. It starts with a 1MC announcement to the entire boat that goes something along the lines of "rig ship for visitors".
honcohi t1_ixbxmfl wrote
It's usually an announcement, "Rig ship for lady visitors. Lady visitors will be onboard until further notice." And requires OOD permission to bring them onboard. And the area OP ran into them was a public passage way.
SinisterYear t1_ix8v4br wrote
"And this is where we hang our coats, thank you Seaman"
aidan8et t1_ixakkpo wrote
Hehehe "seaman"...
lord_schizocorn t1_ix928nw wrote
Damn shipmate. Don't they usually give y'all submariners a heads up if y'all get visitors?
Ok-Mood-9861 t1_ix92ioe wrote
There’s usually a 1MC announcement, I just didn’t hear it
lord_schizocorn t1_ix93q3i wrote
I couldn’t imagine being on a sub. Y’all are too comfortable with each other to where having to secure your dangly bits is even an issue. Lol
J4ck-the-Reap3r t1_ixasegc wrote
The fuckin sir might have left it on 2MC.
Aftermathemetician t1_ixak3pz wrote
You wouldn’t believe how much they let the crew know about visitors coming aboard while at sea.
lord_schizocorn t1_ixakcus wrote
I’m one of those shore sailors. I’ve never been on a ship so I wouldn’t know.
KamikazeCoPilot t1_ixa5ypr wrote
I thought the same thing. When the seawolf class boats were in Yoko, it wasn't up for discussion about anyone going aboard. In Norfolk, they're giving tours? WTH?! I was gypped!
keeerman13 t1_ix8vqij wrote
Oh boy! Guess he forgot to yell "FEMALE ON DECK!" Coulda saved a little embarrassment. Good news is, unless you look weird down there, its all more or less the same.
Every time I brought someone on, it was a learning experience for them. There is so much that is unique about a ship, or boat, when compared to what most folks consider normal.
In your case, sounds like they learned a little more than they were expecting ;)
DonNemo t1_ixa62jy wrote
As a kid I used to go visit the submarine my dad was on all the time. I got to eat in the officer’s mess a lot, but I never had dinner AND a show.
XR171 t1_ixabcf4 wrote
Mehh, that's the risk a family takes coming aboard. Granted you should have heard the 1MC but it sounds like a good laugh is all that happened.
My boat had an EM giving his wife a tour. I was in ML head washing my hands fully dressed when they walked in. I gasped very loudly and said "SOMEONE'S IN HERE!" as I covered my already well covered nipples. His wife covered her eyes and backed out as fast as she could while I was laughing. Her husband called me an asshole.
ouchouch2233 t1_ix9wpdf wrote
Considering ALLL the old ships, subs, and other military things you can tour: Why would they allow tours on an active ship?
a_karma_sardine t1_ixa7kzo wrote
Public relations. Allowing public access, within reason and regulations, is good for showing that tax money is well spent. Family members of the crew are especially welcome.
Hoelbrak t1_ixa0j1n wrote
People with deep pockets get special treatment.
Dexamalion t1_ixakh9n wrote
Seems like people who tour early in the morning also get special treatment
futureruler t1_ixag1tf wrote
Pretty much. Poor people never came to my boat for tours, but I can think of many celebrities
thecheekymonkey t1_ix9fe96 wrote
Peniscope
Armodeen t1_ix9o3wr wrote
What kind of sub if you’re allowed to say? Interesting but boring job simultaneously I’d imagine?
Ok-Mood-9861 t1_ix9r7cy wrote
L.A. class. There are high points and low points on a sub.
MuffinLordGuardian t1_ix9w66f wrote
I see what you did there lol
futureruler t1_ixag4xk wrote
Yall are getting high points?
cjeam t1_ixa9xpw wrote
“You may not take photos, everything you see here is top secret…. including that.”
Alantsu t1_ixa1hm4 wrote
It’s a boat, not a ship.
aidan8et t1_ixakw0e wrote
C399a00203 t1_ixapian wrote
You suggesting a sub isn't a ship. Dumb take.
JesusInTheButt t1_ixbmuo9 wrote
It literally isn't a ship tho? The navy calls them boats. Since they kinda invented them, the get to name them
Alantsu t1_ixby6dv wrote
Do you know the actual difference between a.boat and a ship?
picomtg t1_ixaciw3 wrote
Nah, man don’t wrap, if you are giving them the tour. You ARE giving them the tour
Vondecoy t1_ixcboxr wrote
You ARE the tour.
hazpat t1_ix9umwx wrote
They allow family tours on nuclear subs?
[deleted] OP t1_ixa6cpa wrote
Navy is gay confirmed.
n0quarters t1_ixa825c wrote
That sounds hot 🔥
Edit: lol not the flashing family part but everything else.
JesusInTheButt t1_ixbmyy4 wrote
semen uhh seamen uh well both are everywhere on them boats
sharksnut t1_ixb2t1r wrote
"I was in the pool!"
Tr1pline t1_ixa8eye wrote
Don't you guys normally yell female on deck
futureruler t1_ixag7s9 wrote
When there's one about to enter the head, sure. Just dropping by? No
pwhoyt63pz t1_ixb5uhp wrote
She DID want to see the submarine…
Conscious-Ad-8568 t1_ixb66lg wrote
What, no one yelled “females on the floor!??” Lol, that’s good!
Sprinkle_Puff t1_ixa96pn wrote
To be a fly on the wall of this sub …
x372 t1_ixb4jd6 wrote
#SNATCH IN THE HATCH DON'T SAY FUCK!
warr3nh t1_ixc4c8b wrote
Flash me next 🥵
sanxuary t1_ixb4hi4 wrote
If you are on a 688 Class, I can totally picture this crossing from 21-man berthing to the head across the hall.
[deleted] OP t1_ix950k0 wrote
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msnmck t1_ixaet8a wrote
> I’m on an all male crew so there’s not a whole lot of modesty between the crew.
I'm sorry, but this logic just doesn't check out. You mean you want a bunch of other dudes just seeing your junk? I didn't even change in front of other dudes in school. Fuck that business.
futureruler t1_ixago6i wrote
You get real comfortable. Hell, quite a few of us went around grabbing each other's nuts. Submariners usually get their first male to male kiss in a game of chicken. You really stop thinking of "gay" as "liking things up your butt" to "yep, I'm not attracted to men"....which is how it should be anyway tbh
aidan8et t1_ixal3ic wrote
Ah, good ol' homophobia...
msnmck t1_ixald0z wrote
Not wanting random people to see my dick is homophobia?
Make it make sense.
No really.
aidan8et t1_ixjadiy wrote
Generally a fear of locker room nudity boils down to 1 of 2 issues: fear of being judged (low self-esteem or body image), or fear of someone "losing control" at the sight of you (homophobia).
So you either are afraid of someone sexually assaulting you, or you think your penis is tiny. Either way, here's a secret: No one cares. Just don't go swinging your junk in someone's face.
InfiniteArrival t1_ixd4dll wrote
Never been on a submarine but I've deployed on surface ships. Sleeping stacked 3 high with several hundred men at a time is a bit of a shock at first but then you realize it's actually more difficult to maintain some modesty.
Sorry you're so uncomfortable about your body bro. It's just a penis.
salsanacho t1_ix8t888 wrote
Haha, you'd think the tour guide would ring a bell or yell a warning before entering any living areas of the ship.