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4_Legged_Duck t1_ja9m06u wrote

Went to a themed house party where you had to dress up as your sexual awakening. There were five guys there as Lola bunny.

You are not alone and I guarantee someone in that friend group was thinking the same thing but didn't want to be made fun of.

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torolf_212 t1_jaamf5h wrote

I don’t think it’d be a pretty sight when I turn up in a tight pleather suit like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld with my gut hanging out.

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Fuckofforwhatever t1_jaapf76 wrote

I’d have a really hard time dressing as the entire cast The Mummy. Maybe quadrants?

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torolf_212 t1_jaaqfdn wrote

Half Brendan Frasiers face, half Arnold Vosloo’s face, Rachael Weiz’s lower half, John Hannah’s torso?

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Fuckofforwhatever t1_jaar2f2 wrote

As long as I can get Patricia Velasquez’s boobs in there too. Also Oded Fehr can get it now and then too tbh

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4_Legged_Duck t1_jaap0s8 wrote

Everyone was something kinda silly, everybody would have just totally got it and said how much Kate Beckinsale got to them too. It was a really great party with a really great group.

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Edgezg t1_jaajetl wrote

That's the greatest party theme ever.

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MrScrib t1_jaamzhf wrote

I think I'd look good in overalls, but the mouse ears I'm not so sure about.

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Usrname52 t1_jaanbnd wrote

All those people probably had 15 years on OP. OP wasn't even born when Space Jam came out.

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4_Legged_Duck t1_jaaonub wrote

*Shrugs* Some people watch movies that came out from before they were born?

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Usrname52 t1_jaapuzf wrote

Yea....but not as commonly. Which is why OP'S friends aren't all like "uh-huh, we get it" but all the 35-45 year olds on reddit are.

I'm a straight woman and definitely found Lola hot when u was in middle school.

And OP is getting very defensive about it in the comments....21 year olds are less likely to admit certain things.

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-SheriffofNottingham t1_jaanrso wrote

That's a party you definitely don't want to be at when they take your photo dressed as Hitler... or Nala from the lion king... or ET.

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4_Legged_Duck t1_jaaolq8 wrote

I don't get the Hitler bit. There were people dressed as the girl from Goofy movie, a wide variety of video game and cartoon characters. A woman dressed as Catwoman... everybody was a little goofy.

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paddedbeans t1_ja9g83q wrote

You’re not alone brother

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9gc0c wrote

Thank you my brother in Christ !!

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pinkorangegold t1_jaa2k1f wrote

Once Sebastian Stan (Winter Soldier) liked an ~erotic photo of Lola Bunny being spanked on Instagram and it was a whole thing. You are definitely not alone. Also, hate that I know this.

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Usrname52 t1_jaanlsl wrote

You're just 15 years too young. You weren't alive when the movie came out. Ask guys born in the 80s.

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briareus08 t1_jaa5k8e wrote

He might not be alone but fuck me he needs to learn phrasing and tact.

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twohedwlf t1_ja9gyxz wrote

I've never seen space jam, but googling pics...Well... Fair enough.

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9h6wf wrote

She’s bad at fuck bro

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AshesandCinder t1_jaa3ebi wrote

The "but not anymore" is becoming harder to believe with every reply.

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AtLaw t1_jaagwwc wrote

Yeah, I think he just doesn’t like the new version from the LeBron movie.

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mentu1 t1_ja9sp4l wrote

Really, I always assumed she was good at fuck(ing)

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9svgz wrote

Oh I meant bad AS fuck 😂😂😂 you right tho

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YouTheSexRealPervert t1_ja9h67o wrote

Meanwhile I go to work with a grown ass man who wears Lola Bunny shirts and makes no apologies for his present crush. He's an ok dude, too. I mean, cool in 'probably not going back to prison again' type of way.

It takes all kinds.

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9hf0g wrote

Well yeah that’s kinda odd because he’s grown up, Lola bunny doesn’t do it for me anymore

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littlewoolhat t1_ja9q1i6 wrote

Whoa hey, didn't you just get roasted for liking Lola before? Don't judge people for harmless stuff. Lola only likes boy who don't judge!

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Steve1789 t1_jaaizzb wrote

> Lola bunny doesn’t do it for me anymore

 

> She’s bad as fuck bro

keep lying to yourself bud 🤣

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[deleted] OP t1_jaak6pv wrote

Bruh I’ve moved on from cartoon characters 😂

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Steve1789 t1_jaakpih wrote

> I’d tap Jessica rabbit still if given the chance 😭 she’s bad as fuck

keep telling yourself that...

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ScionMattly t1_ja9mrud wrote

Lola (Space Jam) and Roxanne (Goofy Movie).
They knew what they were doing.

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jumpstart-the-end t1_ja9pwf7 wrote

Oh shit I had totally forgotten about Roxanne from the Goofy Movie! She was an early animated crush for me too.

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ZebraUnion t1_jaabtks wrote

Lmao I came to say mine was Max from Goofy Movie and as a 9yr old boy, that came with a pretty loud “..uh oh” in the back of my head.

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DroppedLeSoap t1_ja9s5sg wrote

Your friends are liars. We all wanted to bang Lola

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sexylassy t1_ja9y01z wrote

Hey listen, I’m a girl and I wanted to fuck her too. Not alone. Not alone at all.

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aDistractedDisaster t1_ja9pslk wrote

Uhhhh, why is this weird? I thought this was within the norm for the generation that grew up on animated content during our years of neurological, cultural and sexual development. Of course, we'd never fuck an actual bunny but the animators knew what they were doing designing her like that. If you watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, there is an actual line about this kind of thing. Absolutely amazing movie too.

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9q846 wrote

I’d tap Jessica rabbit still jf given the chance 😭 she’s bad as fuck

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Robinho311 t1_ja9nbrw wrote

it's pretty common i guess. have seen popular memes about this for quiet a long time. your friends are either too embarassed to admit their own absurd attractions or just extreme normies.

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kudatimberline t1_jaa34xd wrote

Wait until I show you Jessica Rabbit!

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survival-nut t1_ja9mrew wrote

For me, it was the woman in the original total recall movie who had three boobs, one for each and and one to suck on.

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speculatrix t1_ja9ij2m wrote

I don't recall watching that movie, so I searched the web and found this, which suggests they were going to tone down the image

https://www.fortressofsolitude.co.za/sexualised-lola-bunny-redesigned-space-jam-a-new-legacy/

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9isza wrote

Low key Lola bunny was carrying the franchise

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DiggyMcGriz t1_jaafp1k wrote

God. To have been a fly on the wall on those art meetings.

"The rabbit's still too fuckable. Try again."

(scribblescribblescribble)

"Well now she just looks like Bugs Bunny's little brother. Try again."

(scribblescribble)

"Reduce her bra size a little and change the cheekbones a bit."

(scribblescribble)

"Perfect. I can tell that's a girl bunny but I am no longer sexually aroused by her."

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Fraxcat t1_jaa63po wrote

Look at the date of the article there, guy. It already happened. That movie already came out.

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Zaynara t1_ja9rfva wrote

my childhood crush of Sally Acorn will only be a thing ever revealed online.

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Vegas_off_the_Strip t1_jaa3k0u wrote

Lean into it. Guarantee you your friends are the most vanilla, boring guys in bed. Tell them Lola is a little freak and that's why you are drawn to her. . .freaky birds of a feather flock together.

There's a documentary channel called pornhub and I guarantee you that you could search for Lola Bunny on there and see at least a hundred documentaries where men explore the attractive nature of Lola Bunny. You might even reignite those old feelings you once had.

Anything with a 100 documentaries isn't niche, step bro.

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Faokes t1_jaamc6x wrote

“Documentary channel” has got to be the funniest description of PornHub

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Vegas_off_the_Strip t1_jaatbfr wrote

you feel much better about yourself when you are preparing to be a better boyfriend by watching relationship documentaries a couple times a day

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defnotevilmorty t1_ja9xq27 wrote

Lola is half the reason I thought I might be into chicks as a teen, so…

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Demonic_Toaster t1_jaa4hjm wrote

Fuck yeah man that bunny was hot! Natalie Dormer tied a lot of things together after that.

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reasonablecatlady t1_jaak1op wrote

I told my coworkers I thought Abe Lincoln was not a bad looking guy. I didn’t say he was hot. I didn’t say I’d bang him. I only said he wasn’t bad looking. And now most jokes are about how I want to fuck Abe Lincoln.

I hate my coworkers even more than I did before. I can’t wait to find a new job.

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Faokes t1_jaam661 wrote

It’s okay, I’d let Abe hit it too

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chaot1c-n3utral t1_jaa1rpd wrote

And I used to imagine banging Jessica Rabbit even when I was still a kid and a virgin, so nothing new here.

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NoBenefit5977 t1_jaakz8e wrote

I can't believe I had to scroll so far down for Jessica rabbit, you get it though 🤣

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itsjust_casssssssio t1_ja9ofu9 wrote

Y’all don’t remember how ANGRY y’all got when they made her less sexy in the new movie, you’re not alone man, if fact, it’s weird to think she’s not hot honestly, the whole internet was heated

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ArnoldhBraunschweigr t1_ja9r256 wrote

Don't beat yourself up.

Shego was my jam.

....is.

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9rait wrote

Used to get bricked up when she came on the screen

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SlowbroJJ t1_ja9tg13 wrote

Shego got a place in all our hearts and might be the reason so many people wanna get beat up these days.

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DeltaNovemberCharlie t1_ja9y0hv wrote

I mean... I know people have crushes on Lola but your description😭

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OdysseyTag t1_jaa2bn3 wrote

Nothing will ever top the crush I had for Chel from Road to El Dorado. That confused the heck out of my prepubescent body.

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Pagan_Knight t1_jaa5gh5 wrote

I'm a different generation. For me Cheetara was my confusing crush.

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msteppster t1_jaa8ojv wrote

Well wait until you see Jessica Rabbit!

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UsedDragon t1_jaad2m4 wrote

Hell yeah I'd run up in Lola Bunny. Fight me.

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FACEMELTER720 t1_jaafga7 wrote

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

No!

Neither did I, I was just asking.

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soccerjonesy t1_jaamfya wrote

Dude, everyone, man and woman, wanted to hook up with Lola. Your friends are all just insecure and don’t wanna admit the truth.

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cheesynougats t1_ja9m0hw wrote

r/furry_irl

Join us...

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9m9a5 wrote

I’m actually good cuz im into it anymore 💀 thank you tho

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Sacktimus_Prime t1_ja9qove wrote

The fish? Troy McClure?

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9r38o wrote

No 💀💀💀 the female fish , coincidentally her name is also Lola

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LeftHand_PimpSlap t1_ja9ws56 wrote

Your friends are liars, they wanted a little bunny action too.

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maelstrom386 t1_ja9xyl9 wrote

There are just two types of men, my friend

Those who wanted to bang Lola Bunny as a kid and those who lie

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aristered t1_jaa12gv wrote

No body says this shit out loud but everyone knows it. Even the girls

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kwenthryth t1_jaa335n wrote

At least she's anthropomorphic. The amount of girls I know (myself included, to my shame) who had a weird crush on Kovu from TLK2 is...concerning, at best. Lola was fair game for any tween.

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Zerox_Z21 t1_jac4p0j wrote

Eh, our brains still pick up on the same facial and vocal queues that even TLK characters share with actual people, being anthropomorphised and all.

Besides that, I have a theory that girls are often attracted to elements of character and personality to a slightly stronger degree than boys are. I do notice male characters like Sans (Undertale) and Kovu drawing that kind of attention despite their appearance, when popular female characters usually have a more logically attractive physicality.

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Qyro t1_jaa8bn3 wrote

Yeah nah, both Lola Bunny and Jessica Rabbit are responsible for the sexual awakenings of millions across the globe. They’re the oddballs.

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KamikaziSolly t1_jaa9l4o wrote

Bro I don't think your friends have seen space jam.

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Crxcked t1_ja9qluj wrote

Do NOT search Lola bunny on Reddit OP

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bobthened t1_ja9vsel wrote

That’s no how TDLRs work. You’re supposed to summarise the whole story, including the conclusion.

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9xsw9 wrote

True true I didn’t know that , I’ll be better next time

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9w30h wrote

TLDR is kinda useless because it lacks context Anyways

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bobthened t1_ja9xolb wrote

People often read the TLDR to see if they might be interested in reading the full story. If it’s just a shorter version of the title then that doesn’t work.

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[deleted] OP t1_ja9xtnc wrote

True true I didn’t know that , I’ll be better next time

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spoookytree t1_ja9z0ai wrote

Don’t get me started on my anime boys as a kid

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SwarleySwarlos t1_ja9zpl9 wrote

Lola bunny is completely understandable. The fish on the other hand..

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Psychotic_EGG t1_jaa20ct wrote

Shark Tale wasn't like finding Nemo. They were just shy of anthropomorphic. If Lola is OK, then so is Shark Tale.

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SuperToxin t1_ja9zxcf wrote

Who hasn’t and if they deny it they’re lying.

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maddoctorcow t1_jaa1h3p wrote

We've all made mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo

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IamMooz t1_jaa2nw1 wrote

Ahh, I see you're a man of culture as well.

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25thYoon t1_jaa2rjd wrote

When she walked up to buggs bunny with that hot smirk on her face i had a boner

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TommyTuttle t1_jaa2tjc wrote

There is a ton of rule 34 material out there on Lola bunny

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DootinAlong t1_jaa32ep wrote

Your friends are weird for not seeing how much of a hottie she is.

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elladeehex33 t1_jaa42cq wrote

I had a crush on Lola bunny and Scar from The Lion King when I was younger. And I wanted Shere Khan to punish me. You're okay in my books! 😂😂

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Demonic_Toaster t1_jaa4pb8 wrote

what the fuck.... thats a sweeping escalation from one side to the other lol!

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elladeehex33 t1_jaa54if wrote

Yeah, I have no idea what is wrong with me to be honest. I can't pin point the moment, but something must have gone seriously wrong in my childhood haha!

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Demonic_Toaster t1_jaa6fo8 wrote

unless it culminated you in wanting to be dominated by someone in a fur suit with a british accent. i think you ok lol!

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elladeehex33 t1_jaa6xm1 wrote

Nah, I have some standards. Not many...but some. Somewhere.

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EthreeIII t1_jaa616b wrote

LOLLLL me too. You get over it after a while. But these days you might wanna keep it to yourself lol. They’ll think you’re a furry

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ballookey t1_jaa7et8 wrote

>"But dawg have you seen how they drew her ? And the kind of clothes they put her in? The film makers knew what they were doing."

Literally what Luke Tennie said on this week's episode of Films To Be Buried With podcast.

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wzardwrld999 t1_jaa89ur wrote

About to make a follow up for this post titled “TIFU reading this TIFU”

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Set_Abominae_1776 t1_jaa8pei wrote

The amount of Lola Bunny porn on furry websites shows that many people share that kink.

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skifreak2089 t1_jaa9zlo wrote

Right there with ya...your friends have clearly never seen it.

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Bike_Chain_96 t1_jaaa53h wrote

Are you my former coworker? If not, I can guarantee you're not alone

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Guilty-Wishbone3335 t1_jaaapjg wrote

Kitty Katswell was mine, you're definitely not weird bro

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MacerationMacy t1_jaaax09 wrote

Your friends are normies or just too afraid to admit they’re also into her

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wotmate t1_jaabors wrote

Dude, I think your friends are gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

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iamlejo t1_jaadnzz wrote

We all felt it, we just don’t talk about it

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Leovaderx t1_jaadr2m wrote

Disclaimer: am into anime porn, not usually zoo stuff.

Shes pretty hot regularly. A bit low tone for my old arse, but i can see a kid getting hard. The porn stuff out there? Oh yea!

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Siggfreed t1_jaae1wf wrote

I told an ex she reminded me of Lola Bunny when we were fooling around after the breakup, it did not go well

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Assclown4 t1_jaaed11 wrote

Nah bro. She was fine af

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AnneCalie t1_jaaer1d wrote

Matheus Canella é vc??

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PM-ME-YOUR-DIGIMON t1_jaaftyn wrote

Grown ass woman here who’s teen years were spent having sexy thoughts about anime characters. You are not alone lmao.

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Barbosse007 t1_jaafvx2 wrote

Garth Algar : Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? 

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THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN t1_jaagpvd wrote

Obligatory, “Lola Bunny looks very similar to Natalie Dormer” response.

Also Chell from ‘Road to El Dorado’

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[deleted] OP t1_jaagybp wrote

Omg I forgot chell, my teacher showed us the movie in class cuz our unit was aztecs and I wanted to fuck her so bad

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JeremiahAhriman t1_jaagvw3 wrote

My dude, my first crush was Gadget Hackwrench, and Lola Bunny deffo did my young ass in. Solidarity, they just lack courage, conviction, or imagination... Possibly all three.

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Diplopicseer t1_jaahm95 wrote

Your friends are either a bunch of liars or just skipped puberty entirely. I don't know any straight males of my generation who didn't have some very complicated feelings about Lola bunny.

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Steelysam2 t1_jaahqvs wrote

I used to dream of Betty Rubble. Let your freak flag fly sir.

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ActualMassExtinction t1_jaakus7 wrote

I’m a generation older, and my childhood crush was Cheetarah from the Thundercats. You’re good, fam.

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etrimmer t1_jaalglz wrote

Lola bunny was my 1st cartoon crush, it's totally normal, i was probably 5-6 yrs old

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plasmadood t1_jaamblm wrote

Find friends with better taste, Lola Bunny is fuckin fire.

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Tallen122 t1_jaan8km wrote

Nah your friends are in the wrong here.

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Phatcat15 t1_jaanfhg wrote

The girl bunny from Rodger Rabbit… before that the neutrinos from teenage mutant ninja turtles. Maybe theres more to the cartoon rabbit thing…

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y2k890 t1_jaatqkd wrote

OP Deleted it. What did it originally say?

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KingNyx t1_jaazdgn wrote

Deleted before I got to read rip

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Devilbringer17 t1_jaa521x wrote

Did... did you really just plagiarize Jack Harlow? And it's about being bricked up to cartoon characters of all things?

Relevant link: https://youtu.be/LCV8AhpLClU

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[deleted] OP t1_jaag48v wrote

Oh yeah because he summed up exactly what I was trying to to say , coincidentally we liked the same characters 💀

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