Well, now you know they are available in a handy 60-pack. By the time you lose ‘em all they’ll start randomly turning up again.

Accept no blame.

I buy reading glasses a dozen at a time on Amazon. He has no idea how fast he’s gonna get through those. They get lost so easily!

There you go. Some Lycra sleeves will stretch nicely, without technically disobeying the noseless cyclops.

She is expressly telling you not to do that. Now please keep your arm at the correct length. Thank you.

There are two major kinds of airplane fuel: jet fuel, and avgas.

Avgas has lead in it. It is used by piston engine airplanes. Little trainer planes. Cessnas and so on. There aren’t so many of them and they’re small so overall they don’t use enough fuel to make a huge difference to your health.

Jet fuel is basically like kerosene or diesel fuel. It is not leaded. It’s not exactly nontoxic but no, that big ass jet is not spewing tons of lead behind it.

The movies that make him need a tissue are definitely not the same ones that make her need a tissue…

How many bluegrass bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. Five. One. Five.

You know people have long been dreaming of doing this with real actual brains of people whose bodies have given out, right?

Hell to the yeah, that is a great looking house right there

Nice downvotes. Did it work?

Keep the faith. You both can do this.

Baloney

That’s cool, I’m kinda turning into a Mr. Furley tbh 💁‍♂️

There is a ton of rule 34 material out there on Lola bunny

Cold water works only if you do it first. Hot water sets the stain which makes it a lot more difficult.

Same thing

She may be an epic bass player but Chris was the perfect match for her 💁‍♂️

The very first thing to know about the talking heads is Stop Making Sense. An epic live album covering a great deal of their material. You’ll notice it’s a movie soundtrack. Yep. Get hold of that movie. Play it where you have a really really good sound system and watch it as a movie, from start to finish. It’s one of the greatest concert movies ever made, like having front row seats at one hell of a concert. But cheaper 💁‍♂️

The vest is cool and all, but those dark orange corduroys! Ooooooooooh! Also her striped sweater is pretty dope. Well dressed couple. Top notch hairstyles. Nice Datsun in the background, not to mention the red Vega, and a ten speed bike to bring home the flavor of the era. 10/10.

Oh and also, pasta

One of those may have passed through a trucker 💁‍♂️

Ok, answer me this:

When was the correct time to tell her?

Was there ever, at any point, a time when that information would have been well received?

I’m guessing you’re having trouble answering that.

The fact is, people have pasts. And if you want to be with another person, those pasts are going to be there. And you both have to be okay with whatever happens to be in one another’s pasts.

No lie was ever told. Would the truth ever have been accepted? Or would that have been a dealbreaker no matter when you told her?

Sometimes there just isn’t a right answer.

I tried to buy a caboodle but apparently you have to get the kit 💁‍♂️

Um… ok your best friend is a guy and you’ve just found out there’s sexual chemistry. Your next step is obvious, no? I mean, that’s the kind of thing that results in really good lasting marriages right there. I’m pretty sure the fact that you don’t know what to do next is the main reason he’s confused.

C’mon, Mickey Dolenz is famous but they won’t be talking about him in 200 years 💁‍♂️