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Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Jesus is coming!
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Closed Sundays to restock at the local church
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Reply to How to fix this rock "trench" in my yard? by putriidx
If you dig it up consider adding one or two clean outs as insurance
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Socialist paradise lost
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Reply to comment by stealthdawg in LPT: Don't cite Wikipedia articles, but do use their sources. by codenamendgo
Last century
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Bro, Lola was everybody’s crush at that age.
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Reply to LPT: If someone is talking loudly over speakerphone in public and you want them to shut up, join in on their conversation. by ConnieKai
This works.
Clearly annoyed look, “I’m gonna have to call you back.”
Sofarbeyondfucked t1_ja1a92s wrote
Reply to LPT: If someone is talking loudly over speakerphone in public and you want them to shut up, join in on their conversation. by ConnieKai
This works.
Clearly annoyed look, “I’m gonna have to call you back.”
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Reply to RIP Peppa Pig by DootMasterFlex
Some assembly required
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Reply to Georgia quarterback Stetson Bennett arrested on public intoxication charge in Dallas by HeStoleMyBalloons
Johnny Football isn’t a thing to aspire to
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Reply to LPT: Always stand up to bullies. Bullies are like thieves: They are secretly lazy and get deterred by people willing to put up a fight. by [deleted]
Remember this for the workplace. Coworkers, bosses who learned bullying as children continue to use that because it works. Checking them is important to avoiding their toxic.
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Reply to We still doing license plates here? by sacredblasphemies
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I use the ROY G BIV method
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Did you upgrade from a Trabant?
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Reply to comment by Grammophon in LPT: Don't spy on your SO to try to catch them cheating. If you can't trust them, just break up. by 5YOChemist
Yeah, no shit. Hence the quotes. Thanks for telling me what I know about my life.
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Reply to comment by blizzardspider in LPT: Don't spy on your SO to try to catch them cheating. If you can't trust them, just break up. by 5YOChemist
Yeah, I dunno. She was a bitch on wheels and he should have simply left her. But “family values.”
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Reply to LPT: Don't spy on your SO to try to catch them cheating. If you can't trust them, just break up. by 5YOChemist
Aunt and Uncle were like this. She was forever accusing him of cheating, just wearing the poor man down. He reached his wit’s end and hooked up with someone.
“If I’m gonna have to put up with your shit I may as well at least get the pleasure.”
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Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
Shit’s fire.
Also, shits fire.
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Reply to comment by Fatshortstack in How do I remove a broken doorknob? by SavageMountain
Sounds like she hired some meth head
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Reply to comment by michaelyup in How do I remove a broken doorknob? by SavageMountain
Even if you damage the door they’re about $75. Less than a locksmith
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Reply to TIL in response to infamously high suicide rates at Mapo Bridge in Seoul, South Korea, the bridge was adorned with suicide prevention messages and uplifting photos. These measures weren't enacted by the government, however, instead the entire project was financed by Samsung's life insurance division by evilclownattack
Underwriters, “we’re taking a killing [pun intended] on paying out policies of our insured! let’s find a way to stem the outflow of cash.”
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Reply to An alternate reality in which Stormy Daniels gets the Presidential medal of Honor by bengalese
She’s done a great service to the nation
Also, Rule 34