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Kittydander503 t1_ixur5wf wrote

Having lived in Miami for years, almost got used to the morning news starting every day off with all the latest hit and run incidents.

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fetustasteslikechikn t1_ixuwdhh wrote

That's basically Houston news these days, almost all of which are fatal too. So glad I'm not living there anymore

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Noble-saw-Robot t1_ixvu64z wrote

Houston is a highway off ramp masquerading as a city

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Mike7676 t1_ixwa8a6 wrote

I have a buddy that does overnight resets around East Texas. I can tell she's working in Houston when she calls me two hours prior to work going "Headed to the South side, wish me luck!!"

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SeaToShy t1_ixzvjbo wrote

Overnight resets? Sorry can you explain that? Like shifting transit/commercial vehicles from one location to another?

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Mike7676 t1_ixzy9z4 wrote

Ever been to your local grocery or department store and gone "Hey, everything is moved around?!?" That's what my friend does.

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SeaToShy t1_iy03hke wrote

Ah, i never knew the name for that. Thanks.

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joe579003 t1_iy2kf3o wrote

Ah, I worked overnights at a Walmart 2020-21, and I was part of the in-house mod reset team, but there was some contracted out to companies like the one your friend works for. And it was always a giant shit show because shipping delays meant they didn't have the signage or whatever materials needed to do the reset, but said contractor showed up at the allotted time, and got paid to just go: "Welp, bye.", then we had to do it, lmao. THAT FUCKING SUNGLASSES TOWER, the signage for that came in 4 MONTHS after

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Round-Emu9176 t1_ixw6typ wrote

Where did you head to bud? Getting kinda tired of it myself.

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fetustasteslikechikn t1_ixw7mul wrote

California.... And I can say without a doubt, the traffic and aggressive lunatics driving in it are not nearly as bad as Houston.

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RubberPny t1_ixz2szp wrote

Am from the Bay Area, so many hit and runs with people either driving Altimas or Infinities 😁

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fetustasteslikechikn t1_ixz3kjs wrote

Altimas don't surprise me, especially ones with fake paper plates. It's kind of the official car of low life assholes

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lastMinute_panic t1_ixy4lho wrote

Central Florida was also a nightmare. Noped out of there years ago but it was just a free-for-all of confusion, rage, and the elderly.

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Defiant-Ad1364 t1_ixur7kq wrote

That's 18 in Florida? I thought she was 40 from her mugshot.

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EmJayBee76 t1_ixurh02 wrote

Article says she's 38 but that's still too young to describe that face.......

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SammySoapsuds t1_ixuyqgs wrote

Lol jesus she looks fine for 38. She's a shitty person though, for sure.

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GneissFrog t1_ixv1x0f wrote

Article also mentions she was banging her head against the windows and had to be peppersprayed.

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miken322 t1_ixv4d7a wrote

And she fought the world alone and now it's 18 and life, you got it 18 and life, you know Your crime is time and it's 18 and life to go 18 and life, you got it 18 and life, you know Your crime is time And it's 18 and life to go

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McCree114 t1_ixvdjlj wrote

Tbf mugshots are almost never flattering and seem to add 20-30 years to your face. Especially if it's your first time being arrested and processed.

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justforthearticles20 t1_ixwgltb wrote

It says 38, and to be fair, she did beat her head against the glass and then they pepper sprayed her.

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s_ox t1_ixz1de5 wrote

“If you keep making that face it will stay that way”

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Joyebird1968 t1_ixv47b5 wrote

She got her “stank face” on.

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nhjuyt t1_ixuzzic wrote

So she hit a stop sign and thought this was a good course of action?

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FlashbackUniverse t1_ixvcxtv wrote

Right? The stop sign accident might have been a minor crime, but she escalated it to a much worse crime for what reason exactly?

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Political_Fishbulb t1_ixwj52f wrote

Maybe she was impaired or had drugs in the car she was able to dispose of before getting arrested? At least that would explain the inexplicable.

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walkandtalkk t1_ixx30d4 wrote

Based on the article, it sounds like she committed several crimes in her getaway attempt(s).

Given her behavior and apparent contempt for just about everybody, she should face serious consequences, barring, I dunno, the discovery of an overnight tumor that caused her to behave recklessly.

Having lived in California and spent time in Miami, I think truly reckless driving is serious misconduct that genuinely degrades a city and culture. It's not cute and jail time is warranted.

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sumlikeitScott t1_iy1o7d3 wrote

Get wrong way drivers here in San Diego. Orlando had a lot more drunk driving, off road driving and going 100+ in traffic.

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LeicaM6guy t1_iy3nm7p wrote

New Yorker checking in. Traffic laws are just kind of a quaint memory at this point.

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nandos677 t1_ixv3lj1 wrote

After many years of not knowing what a Sour Puss looks like, I now know

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mick_ward t1_ixuzfvd wrote

Glad she was stopped. Don't need another Darrel Brooks.

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someoneBentMyWookie t1_ixw2fyz wrote

Objection. Would it be fair to say subject matter jurisdiction?

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Nezrite t1_ixwkow5 wrote

Brooks was also fleeing a crime scene when he chose not to stop running people over. This incident may or may not have ended the same way, and fortunately, we're left to wonder.

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duderino_okc t1_ixvwjjd wrote

Three first names!? Cops are lucky to have caught her with those kind of NASCAR credentials.

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JoeJoJosie t1_ixwz6ig wrote

The wrinkled-up skin on her chin is a brilliant indicator of 'Why am I being held accountable! Usually my screaming and pouting get me out of trouble? Your going to regret this once I tell my mommy!' Its the kind of face more often seen on irate 7 year-olds.

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Cinderjacket t1_ixv4okb wrote

Was she riding the Ticklemobile? I heard they shut it down after that one guy died on it

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EmptyWish2138 t1_ixwxj0g wrote

For 38 yo Florida Woman I’d rate her an 8 on the Bell Curve. Just starting meth

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TwoFrontHitters t1_ixxm4b4 wrote

Say whatcha want... These wine drinking 38 yr olds are absolute units. Ms. thing was probably leaving some dudes house.

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debzmonkey t1_ixyx53o wrote

Wow, now when I hear the expression "resting bitch face", I'll picture her.

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jimkay21 t1_ixxssm6 wrote

“While under arrest, police said she banged her head against the windows and attempted to escape, leading them to pepper spray her.”

I’ll bet they enjoyed that.

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xXSpaceturdXx t1_ixxssqd wrote

Man this lady looks crazy. It looks like she’s hiding another set of eyeballs.

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blue_blurpie t1_ixzml2z wrote

I can’t wait to see her at the Winey Wench.

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NotOK1955 t1_iy3c3tw wrote

If a sobriety test turns up negative then they should do a mental evaluation. This woman has issues needing to be addressed.

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Buckley_5150 t1_ixwnn3y wrote

Does anything happen outside Texas and Florida.

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Seance-Fiction t1_ixwp8k2 wrote

FLA voter registry has her registered to vote in FLA since 2004. She’s 38.

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WontArnett t1_ixv0hhl wrote

A woman can look bangin, and still be a nut-job.

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