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Here's mine.
A) Worth rewatching
B) Would recommend, but not enough to rewatch myself.
C) Would not recommend, but I watched the whole movie
D) Left / did not finish
E) Did not bother watching
I like that, might have to make some additions to my own. Should probably add
“Watched while 5 tabs of acid deep, incredible”
This scale needs to be used more. Pretty much anything rated 6 or below nowadays is considered garbage.
there are some movies I watch that are a 5/10 critically but rate around 7.5/10 based on enjoyment. An example of that (again, this is based on my preference) is The Island
In my ranking, anything below 5 is bad. It doesn’t matter.
Yeah like if you're making the scale from 1 to 10, then 5 should be average. When I tell people I really enjoyed a movie and then say that it's like 7 or 7.5 they act confused. Like, 7.5 is half way to perfect.
Mine is a little like this, but switched around. It's the Drink until it's good" system where I rate it by the number of beers it took to enjoy the movie. In my system, a 10 is roughly equivalent to "Drink until you pass out" which is the worst rating a movie can get.
This is basically my system. Watched hundreds of movies and so far only one got 10/10. Talking about Parasite. Not just a masterpiece but super creative and engaging from begining till the end. Even on multiple rewatches.
Your use of language is perfect for this
4 stars- Holy shit what a great movie (2022 example, Everything Everywhere All At Once)
3 stars- I enjoyed watching that (Top Gun Maverick)
2 stars- Meh, that was fine. Not really for me (Uncharted)
1 star- Watching this movie was literally a waste of my time (Morbius)
As a consumer, if a movie is entertaining to me, and I enjoy it thoroughly and immensely, that’s enough to get a high ranking. I don’t like to critically compare movies to one another cuz it creates unnecessary arguments as well as unnecessary comparisons that sort of ruin the fun for certain people. Some of the movies I consider the greatest ever, would probably get me blacklisted from this sub forever
what are some of the greatest ever in your opinion?
My top 5 are:
Like I said if a movie is entertaining enough it gets a spot. I’m a big defender of superhero movies and believe a bunch of them are some of the best movies so that’s the part I believe people would flame me for. When I do rankings I look at enjoyability, cultural impact, and word of mouth. Primarily my own personal enjoyability when I watch movies. I also like to treat every movie as a stand-alone cuz there’s room for all movies and no reason to compare.
that list is totally respectable mate absolutely nothing wrong with it if you enjoy them
An honorable mention I have is Back to the Future, as well as Gladiator
bttf is easily in my top 10
In no world would that get you blacklisted from this sub, in fact you'll get championed for it.
I was mainly meaning the superhero movies on the list cuz I know a lot of people do not like them
I can agree, but don't feel weird for loving two of the biggest movies ever made lol
I will defend superhero movies with my life
would you be willing to defend low budget movies that don't make hundreds of millions to billions of dollars?
Yes. Cuz I feel there’s more aspects to them not making that much than just major competition like this. I love all movies and there’s many movies out there that deserve a shit ton of money.
Okay just wondering, I know some MCU fans that have blindsides to other films, so glad to hear it
I think in a way it’s even in the end cuz each side get something the other doesn’t. Superhero/franchise blockbuster movies get all the money and financial success, and all the others get the awards and the critical appraisals. It’s unfair on both sides and they all have a right to complain
superheroes/franchise blockbuster movies do get a lot of critical appraisals though, MCU movies have been consistently in high rotten tomatoes scores and metascores since the beginning
I’m mainly talking in the award aspect of critical appraisal
I'm pretty sure most of them get nominated for Oscars, hell even Suicide Squad has won one
Big nominations like best picture and best director and the acting categories. Even TDK didn’t get any of those except supporting actor
I don't mean to be a dick this is because most of these movies are storyboarded before the film is made or there even is a director. "Creative differences" is a nice way of saying the director had to much of a vision. And these scripts follow a very particular formula with a big battle at the end, and are required to include checknotes of future teasers of future films, there isn't a lot of artistic integrity in that.
I used to be obsessed with MCU films in 2019, then in 2020 i slowly switched over to mid-budget/indie American films. 2021 I slowly got more integrated with indie and foreign films (hidden gems). And now this year I have found so many great hidden gems in the indie, mid budget hollywood, and foreign film landscape. There are so many great movies out there, and superheros movies are barely touching the surface of what is accomplished through the power of cinema
Tell that to the people who constantly get ripped apart for liking Avatar
nobody should be insecure over what they like though, especially the highest grossing movie ever made
Great movie, would watch again.
Great movie, once was enough.
Good movie, may watch again.
Okay movie, was worth watching once.
Bad movie, but at least I understand the memes.
Bad movie, didn't finish watching it. (Very few reach this category).
How about Grave of the Fireflies, it deserves the highest rating but holy hell, I'll not watch it again
Yeah my first two are tied really. Like Children of Men is an amazing movie, but I don't wanna watch that shit all the time.
I’d add to the very top… Amazing movie, will watch it whenever it is on even if it has already started.
For me, the two best examples of that are Shawshank and John Wick.
That’s a good one
what is classic 10 point about this ?
5/7, perfect score
I counted (and use) half stars.
so if 5 is the top then its a 5 point (star) system
Half points make it a 10 point scale. OP could double the numbers so instead of 5, 4.5, 4, 3.5... it's 10, 9, 8, 7...
well no it doesn't but ok
If there are 10 possible scores, it's a 10 point scale. It doesn't matter if they're 1, 2, 3...; 0.5, 1, 1.5...; or 0.1, 0.2, 0.3....
If there are 10 possible scores, it's a 10 point scale
nope that would be a 5 point scale using halves as well
you would have to count the halves as a full point to be a 10 point scale
.5 is half a point not a full one
5 = all around perfect / 4 = not quite a 5 but still enjoyable / 3 = average / 2 = it was a movie / 1 = why do I continue to do this to my self and waste my free time/
Your all around perfect score is 5/7 right?
I find it difficult to use a 5 star system, honestly.
Most things I watch I enjoy or see enough value in it and would give 3-4. It would have to be spectacular or total shit for me to deviate outside of 3-4 lol
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I don't have a rating system. I just try to find what's enjoyable
When I don't like something but there's a lot I can tell that's good about the movie, I try to figure out its intended audience and try to see it through that lens
10 - one of my favorite movies
9 - very good, exceptional in one ore more ways
8 - good (most movies I watch get this rating)
7 - solid, not bad but nothing I really liked either
6 - ok...nothing particularly good, not bad either, maybe a bit disappointing
5 - mediocre...some ok stuff but I overall didn't really like it
1-4 - I barely rate movies this low. It depends on how much the movie pisses me of I think.
I know that I rate the movies pretty soft but first of all I mostly only watch movies I think I will like and second I try to enjoy movies as much as I can because liking things is better than disliking things...
If I want to rewatch a movie (like, ever), it's good.
If I do rewatch a movie, it's very good.
If I rewatch a movie more than once, it's great.
5 = I liked this alot lmao
4 = between 5 and 3
3 = average
2 = underwhelming
1 = bad
and to quote u/Intelligent-Age2786:
>As a consumer, if a movie is entertaining to me, and I enjoy it thoroughly and immensely, that’s enough to get a high ranking. I don’t like to critically compare movies to one another cuz it creates unnecessary arguments as well as unnecessary comparisons that sort of ruin the fun for certain people. Some of the movies I consider the greatest ever, would probably get me blacklisted from this sub forever
Never had such a prestigious honor of being mentioned in a comment before
You hit the nail on the head. Couldn't have said it better myself.
i say 5 = perfect/almost perfect 4.5 = very good 4 = great 3.5 = above average pretty good 3 = average 2.5= not very good 2= bad
I call it the Cage Gauge and I rate by level of insanity vs normality. There are 6 levels all signified by stills of Nic Cage's face from various movies.
10 - top 3
9 - top 10-15
8 - anything I enjoyed the entire way
7 - things that I enjoyed but weren't well written or enjoyed most of it but had minor problems
6 - major problems but still slightly entertaining
5 - no entertainment value, time was wasted when watching the movie
4 to 1 - negative entertainment value, was cringing or literally feeling worse when and after watching than before watching
This is a very close approximation of my own scale system but 9 only encompasses Top 10. Top 10’s need something special for a movie to knock them from their position.
That’s what I was going to ask…does a new 10 knock something down to a 9?
Considering tasts in movies like other forms of art are subjective, I give a Good/Ok/terrible with a discreption. For example the room is a terrible movie but a good movie for bad movie night. Then i would add, it's about this .
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I hate everything. Except for the movies I love; those are fabulous but you probably wouldn't like it. Everything else OK, I guess.
Not a good or logical system but I've been told that's how I rate movies. Does sound like me.
What are some examples of movies you love?
5- Fantastic, a rare find.
4 - Very good. Recommended.
3 - Decent but unremarkable.
2 - Not very good (though not without some merit).
1 - A complete waste of time. Avoid.
10 - fantastic
9 - Great
8 - Very good
7 - Good
6 - Decent
5 - Fine
4 - meh
3 - bad
2 - awful
1 - unmitigated failure
10 - loved it, no complaints
9 - loved it, with some minor reservations
8 - liked it, but wouldn't be comfortable calling this one of my favorites
7 - liked it but I think there are distinct flaws
6 - okay, I'm mixed on it but on balance I liked it, or I think this movie is very well done but I didn't really click with it
5 - okay, mixed but on balance I didn't like it
4 - bad but has some redeeming qualities
3 - bad but has a single good scene or redeeming quality
2 - Sucks and I don't think there's anything I liked in it, but at least it's a competently made movie
1 - reserved for incompetently made movies (The Room) and the absolute worst of the worst movies that actually made me mad. I've rated 1501 movies on Lettsrboxd and given this rating three times
Which M:I doesn’t make a 7? I gave one in mind…
If I’m watching from home.Did I watch it all the way through without pausing.Thats a good start.
Fair call, harder to do in this day and age but for me there’s also pausing and not going back to finish it.
Even better if I didn't touch my phone once during the movie lol
5 - A personal favorite, regardless of objective quality
4.5 - An excellent film, solid on all levels and outstanding on one or more levels, has potential to become a favorite with a rewatch
4 - A very good film overall
3.5 - Enjoyable, possibly flawed on some levels or forgettable, but not a waste of time
3 - Mediocre. Good for the type of film it aspires to be but nothing truly special
2.5 - I can understand why some people would like it, or it has a few redeeming quality aspects, but overall has more bad than good
2 - Not a good movie but had one or two mildly redeeming aspects
1.5 - A bad movie with perhaps one or two aspects that weren't completely awful
1 - Terrible
0.5 - The worst of the worst, or ones that I stopped watching before the end. Something that went the extra mile when it comes to being bad
Mine describes what mood I have to be in to watch the movie. Whether I’m looking for an adventure, something new, something funny, something stupid that is a guilty pleasure, something I’ve seen a million time to not pay too close attention to, etc.
Otherwise movies in each of those categories are pretty equal.
1 - didnt like
2 - liked
3 - love it
I dont need more
Love it
Good
Bad
That's my rating system.
No Ugly?
I'm the Ugly, so we got all 3 in there somehow.
1 to 5 stars.
5 is things that are literally on my list of favorite movies. I try not to put things here and keep it slim.
1 is terrible and hated it.
Between those two extremes, 3 is i liked it - not a lot, not like i'll go out of my way to watch it again, but i don't regret watching it. 4 is i liked it a lot, though it's not something i'll cherish in my heart forever as the best of the best. Most things live at 3 and 4. 2 is not good or functional but boring.
for my letterboxd, I think of it as 1-10 rather than stars (so 3.5 stars is 7/10), and I kinda rate like:
there’s also the ‘like’ option, I use that when I want to rewatch a film… so it’s possible I might see a film I rate as 9/10 but don’t ‘like’ it - that just means I recognise it’s impact and artistry but it didn’t necessarily resonate with me
The way people use ‘like’ on Letterboxd seems to be different for all.
10 - no such thing
9 - goddamn near perfect
8 - a lot of fun or really enjoyable
7 - a good solid experience
6 - enjoyable, but meh
5 - meh
4 - actively annoying to watch
3 - yelling at the screen it's so stupid
2 - quietly embarrassed for all involved
1 - not really even a movie, just torture to watch
No such thing as in you don’t have any ‘perfect’ films?
Yeah it's such a weird thing to call a piece of art "perfect." There's always something to improve. But also it would feel silly to make 9 the new 10, because perfection has to exist and should be the goal
why bother?
I guess as you get older movies fall into, I'd either watch again or why bother
I really don't need ratings
I get that it’s arbitrary but was just curious how others do it or in your case, why not?
Suffered and didn't have fun----> Didn't suffer and didn't have fun ----> Suffered and had fun ----> Didn't suffer and had fun.
What about if it’s not a particularly fun film (e.g hard hitting drama) by design?
By fun I mean if I enjoyed it or not
👍🏽 (enjoyed watching)
👎🏽 (did not enjoy watching)
I personally use a 4 star system. Growing up we only ever had one cable provider, and every movie on the cable guide had a 4-star rating system. 4 stars being the best possible rating and 1 being the worst. Half stars can also be attained. Any films under 3 stars are not "great" and should be considered rentals at best.
Example: Godfather is 4 stars, Fellowship is 3.5, Signs is a 3, etc...
most recent movie I watched was House of Gucci. I give it a 2.5 out of 4. the acting carried it, I also enjoyed the costume design, but editing and direction was bad, catch it on streaming but dont buy, and its not worth a rewatch. But I also recently saw Banshees of Inisherin and Nope. I give Banshees a 3.5 and Nope a solid 3.
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Can't remember the last time I watched a true 4. Maybe Parasite.
Five Star rating system
5 Stars - Activily seek to rewatch
4 Stars - Will rewatch if it comes up
3 Stars - Average Movie
2 Stars - Bad movie
1 Star - So bad I never finished and / or skipped through most of it just to see the ending.
A couple years ago I realized part way into a Fast and The Furious movie that I was having a blast even though the franchise is pretty commonly called out for being less than intellectually inspiring.
As I walked out of the theatre I realized I had 3 ratings.
I've enjoyed way more movies after simplifying the buckets that I organize them in.
This is something I've often wondered about with other people. I see a lot of "worst movie I've ever seen!" on this subreddit. Makes me wonder how many movies they've actually seen.
I go by a 10 point scale that looks something like this:
10 - Masterpiece
9 - Great movie
8 - Good movie
7 - Enjoyable enough
6 - It was okay, but I probably wouldn't watch it again
5 - At least I didn't pay to see it...
4 - This was pretty bad. But at least there was full frontal nudity in it.
3 - There is nothing redeemable about this movie.
2 - I hate this movie and hope that it gets removed from history.
1 - Chairman of the Board
It’s hard. Take a movie like T2. I’d give it a 5 and could watch it over and over again every year. Then take There will be Blood. Also a 5 but I don’t think I could sit through it again.
Yeah I totally get where you’re coming from!
I try not to think too hard about ratings because I think they're generally more useful as a conversation-starter than a hard set point, but on a five star scale it's vaguely...
1 or less - Incoherent. Either no effort went into the project, or those working on it just lacked the technical knowledge to make anything work
2 or less - Clear artistic intent, but a still-obvious lack of competency. Conversely, technically competent but soulless or ill-considered
3 or less - Average overall. Worth watching, but lacks characteristics to really distinguish itself from others, or has strong/interesting ideas, but ultimately fails to deliver
4 or less - All the marks of a well-made film, and interesting enough to really remember. Anything 4 or above I'd be happy to rewatch or recommend practically anywhere, anytime.
5 or less - Outstanding in all or most aspects, always worth watching. I generally think that the difference between a 4 and a 5 is really just personal resonance, as anything above a 4 should be overall already be technically and artistically sound.
⭐️ Yams
⭐️⭐️ Turnips
⭐️⭐️⭐️ Cauliflower
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Broccoli
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Potato
So much on my Letterboxd has a 4 cause I rate stuff based on what it set out to do. Like it’s not The Godfather, but it wasn’t trying to be The Godfather. Did it achieve its goal as a movie?
I rather enjoy the rating system developed by the crew at Double Toasted. In descending order, each with a "high or low" option:
Better than Sex: This film is excellent, and pushes the boundaries of cinema as an art form.
Full Price: A very enjoyable film which is worth paying full price for in the cinema.
Matinee: Worth seeing in the cinema, but not worth paying full price for, or at least during the initial theatrical run.
Rental: Can be enjoyed, but still has a variety of flaws. This is worth waiting paying very little to see after the theatrical release.
Some Ol' Bullshit: The crew recommend against paying any money to see this film, and has very little that redeems it.
Fuck You: The crew actively recommends against seeing this film at all. This rating is typically given when a critic is angered or offended by a film's content, and indicates that it has absolutely no redeeming qualities.
Have they ever rated something ‘Better than Sex?’ I love film but….
Yes, they have, but it's also pretty clear that the rating system titles are tongue in cheek.
IMAX see it on the biggest screen possible with best presentation
village - See it with at a big theater with an enthusiastic crowd of fans (good movie)
theatre- put forth effort and money to watch it
avco/drivein - pay to see it with an enthusiastic crowd (of drunk people making fun of it, bad movie)
rental - put a small amount of money towards making sure you catch it.
cable - watch it if it requires absolutely no effort on your part
airplane - I will need to be held prisoner before I watch this ***aka a clockwork orange
village and avco are specific theatres in West Los Angeles that tended to book the appropriate films of that type.
No love for streaming?
I made the system in the '90s, streaming wasn't a thing. Rental (on streaming) still works, and cable basically equates to "showed up in your recommendations" for a service you already have.
A rating system that has transcended generations!
also airplanes used to only offer one film per flight.
5 point system for the following categories:
Find the average
+1/-1
For instance, just watch Del Toro's Pinnocchio
Average = 3.6
+1 for Animated Fantasy
+1 for intent
Total 5.6 out of 7
Where:
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Wow that’s quite the system
It's fun! I've gotten some surprising results breaking down movies like this.
I'll also use this to rank movies within their Genre, mainly to give B-movies more recognition.
Like Velocipastor overall is a 3/7 with a major boost in genre and intent. But looking solely at it through a genre lens, Velocipastor is a 5.4/7
at the top is Jaws
at the Bottom Congo.
Jaws is a perfect movie
Congo is the closest I have ever come to walking out of the theatre.
dead in the middle between them is the Fast and Furious 2009
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everything else is on a spectrum between those 3
Rewatchable yearly.
Rewatchable every couple years.
Once is good.
Once is too many.
I can't believe I've done watched even 10 minutes of this.
10 is the Perfect movie ( I’ve never given a 5, because then a movie can never be better)
9.9-9.0 is an almost perfect movie , masterpiece
8.9-8.0 is a great movie
7.9-7 is a good movie
6.9-6.0 is ok - nothing special but worth a watch
5.9 and below is bad - 4’s are terrible and so forth
What’s an example of a 9.9?
Personally it’s The Prestige (hot take I know) but it’s my favorite movie, and there’s not a weak spot in the movie. So a little bias but definitely at least a 9
Most people seem to rate 5 stars or 10 points as "masterpiece" or something similar, but I personally reserve 10 for films that made the most impact on me. So 9 for me is trying to have more of an objective rating of perfect, whereas 10 (5 Stars) is for the ones that I feel are objectively perfect, but subjectively have made a big and lasting impression on me.
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Nonexistent. I hate quantifying for the most part. Everything I like exists in a cloud of opinions and shifting moods.
This is stupid AF, unless you're a paid movie critic, there is zero reason to use a pretentious rating system
I’m not super critical. It’s barely more than pass/fail. It’s basically like great, good and rewatchable, good and once is enough, bad but fun (Hudson Hawk), bad and I regret watching.
I rate movies on two dimensions, Memorable to Forgettable and Superb to Lousy.
Memorably Superb: Things are well made and it's themes/characters stick with me long after the viewing experience.
Forgettably Superb: I was probably entertained while watching it but I had no impact on me afterward.
Memorably Lousy: These include "guilty pleasure" movies but also movies that stick with you with how bad they are.
Forgettably Lousy: No impact, no entertainment in the moment. Worst of the worst.
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1 - Awful 2 - Bad 3 - Fine 4 - Great 5 - Must-see
I think there’s a difference between liking a movie, enjoying a movie and thinking it is good.
The Room = Like - Enjoy - Not Good
Hot Fuzz = Like - Enjoy - Good
Okja = Like - Didn’t Enjoy - Good
Justice League = Didn’t Like - Enjoyed - Not Good
Suicide Squad (2016) = Didn’t Like - Didn’t Enjoy - Not Good
I use the 1 to 10 scale in general and for conversation, but when I get into further details I bring up the three different levels of a movie too.
I've adopted the rating system of MAL.
10 - Masterpiece, a movie I have nothing negative to say about
9 - Great, a movie I have one little negative thing to say about
8 - Very Good, a movie I love, but it has a fault or two
7 - Good, a movie I like and would watch again
6 - Fine, a movie I won't watch again, but I didn't dislike the time I had with it
5 - Average, a movie I mostly disliked, but the movie still had moments I liked
4 - Bad, everything below are just movies I disliked in various degrees
3 - Very Bad
2 - Horrible
1 - Appalling
I don't think I've seen any movie I disliked enough to give a score between 1 and 3. Usually I don't watch movies that I would give a score like that or I just don't finish the movie.
A 5 should never be given since you can’t rate higher should you find something better. A 1 should rarely be given since people took the time and money to put something together. You should be able to find some value (lighting, dialog, camerawork, end purpose, etc). If you find yourself watching an actual 1…question what got you in this situation and your choices.
That’s assuming there can only be one 5 though. Why can’t multiple films receive that score?
Imagine a sequel or remake to that 5 movie, and it’s superior to the original. What do you rate the better film?
10 - perfect (rarely used) 9 - top tier movie
8 - really enjoyed it
7- it was good
6- fine
5 and below - bad/not worth my time.
The On Cinema Bags Of Popcorn scale
I have two axes, dividing into 4 quadrants. Both axes are labeled 'Good/Bad'.
One axis is what the film's trying to be. The other one is what it actually is.
For instance, Army of Darkness is, to me, the epitome of the Good Bad movie. It's definitely not trying to be high art, but given the opportunity, I'll watch it. Starship Troopers is another great example (although Verhoeven was arguably going for Good Good).
Apollo 13 is a Good Good movie. It's riveting, well acted, and well worth seeing.
Battelfield Earth is a Bad Bad movie. Based off of a horrible pulp Sci Fi series by a cult leader, and somehow made it worse.
Ishtar's the classic Bad Good movie. Tried to be a big, sprawling comedy with an all-star cast, ended up roughly equivalent to a dumpster fire.
I tend to go with the general tier set-up.
10-A masterpiece. One of the greatest films I've ever seen
9-excellent
8-great
7-good
6-ok
5-not bad, but not good either (mostly forgettable)
4-not very good, definitely would not recommend
3-bad, just bad
2-terrible in almost every way
1-one of the worst movies I've ever seen. A complete waste of my time.
As an avid letterboxd user, 5 stars.
5 - excellent. No issues. 4-4.5 - great and has minor issues that can generally be over looked. 3-3.5 - average. Not much that really stands out to me as amazing. 1-2.5 - bad. Some aspects may be good but the bad outweighs them. The closer to one, the worse it is. 0.5 - awful. Nothing redeeming about it.
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10 = awesome
9 = great
8 = great
7 = good
6 = meh
5 = average
4 = bad
3 = shit
2 = someone else's shit
1 = warm wet shit
“warm wet shit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn!
Please give me some examples of “warm wet shit” 😂
Wonder Woman 84. Army Of The Dead.
5 star system for me:
5 - Wow!
4 - Good
3 - Eh. No strong feelings.
2 - Bad, but enjoyable
1 - Just straight bad
5: it made me feel a lot of strong emotions
4: it made me feel some strong emotions
3: it made me feel some emotions
2: I barely felt anything
1: I had no emotional reaction whatsoever
TBH whether something is “good” or “bad” is pseudo-intellectual horseshit. Did it make you feel something? Was that something what it was trying to make you feel?
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My movie rating is only two categories to make it simple
A) Worth watching
B) Not worth watching