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balanced_view t1_ja22isd wrote

You're very high. Go lie down and enjoy

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ThatMrZ OP t1_ja22o53 wrote

But how do I know it’s actually real??? What if it’s a fake and I’m imagining things???

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kramwham t1_ja22ttk wrote

Read this when you wake up, after a good nap, and re ponder this conundrum when you awake fresh and awake

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ImReverse_Giraffe t1_ja22wdc wrote

Brother. You're high. The best way I can explain it is, does everything look shiny and pretty?

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Tiefschlag t1_ja22z6j wrote

I'm the most real person you're ever gonna meet.

As soon as you figure out who said this you're no longer high.

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a_glorious_bass-turd t1_ja23nbc wrote

You don't have to worry about it. It is real. You'll figure that out in a little while lol you're just high as a kite.

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PureVirginWeeb t1_ja25dj4 wrote

If you are reading this‚ you've been in a coma for almost 20 years․ We are trying a new technique․ We don't know where this message will end up in your dream‚ but we hope we are getting through․ Please wake up․

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giantdub49 t1_ja22qmt wrote

You are high as fuck 🤣 you said living a 2nd life but making it up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sober as fuck and that's hilarious

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skarecrow13 t1_ja229cc wrote

Look at the length of your title for comment, you are high

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Juliet069 t1_ja22c8h wrote

I can’t comprehend his words, he definitely is

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ThatMrZ OP t1_ja22id7 wrote

So like I know this post doesn’t belong in funny because it’s not funny but I was scrolling by the subreddit and was like ok there’s people here maybe they can help me figure this out, like if I’m actually high or making up this like dream basically??

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Wet4Bethesda t1_ja232zc wrote

Are your eyes burning red like the devils dick in Death Valley? Does your stomach feel like speghetti? Do you suddenly want to listen to grunge music or jerk off? Are you simultaneously having a panic attack while laying on a couch watching family guy.

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ThatMrZ OP t1_ja235lh wrote

Oh my god some of those things are true but they are true in this like fake universe I’ve created???

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Wet4Bethesda t1_ja239qe wrote

Well first off, your not real in the first place. You just control a couple dozen muscles with the only mortal goal of procreation. Everything else is just automated to make you have the perception of thinking you’re in control.

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Novicus t1_ja2444j wrote

cmon man 💀

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Wet4Bethesda t1_ja2496w wrote

Let me get there toes a little wet first then shove them in you know what I mean brother

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oyasumi_mei t1_ja24man wrote

I know what you mean and I understand why you would post this on some random sub because I’ve almost done it before. Anyone who has taken too many edibles knows that uninhibited urge to go literally anywhere there might be someone to keep you company and confirm you didn’t get yourself stuck in another dimension all alone lol

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MagicalEmpress t1_ja22tnl wrote

“Or I’m trapped in memories” lol damn I miss being that high, you’re good! Just like put on some music and enjoy tbh, you’ll be back in no time!

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mtnb33r t1_ja22otw wrote

lie down brother don’t think too hard

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tigeranthony t1_ja235c3 wrote

STFU and listen to good music

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Tiefschlag t1_ja22w1f wrote

Yep, high as a fucking kite. Enjoy the ride, kiddo.

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piper63-c137 t1_ja230sa wrote

Quick, while you are here, write down the answer to how we can all get along!

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sugarbee13 t1_ja23biq wrote

If you have to ask if you're high, you're definitely high. Eat something. Drink water. Although soda will soothe your cotton mouth more. Maybe sleep this one off bud lol edibles are no joke

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iheartstjohns t1_ja23cjd wrote

Put on some Steely Dan and eat some snackies and just…relax! You will be just fine.

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mizushimo t1_ja23ffd wrote

This is so funny, but relatable.

My experiences with being high - your brain starts f-ing up, your short term memory goes out the window, you get a vague sense that complex things have happened, or that you've experienced epic narratives that you can't remember between one moment and the next, time becomes slightly distorted, the line between real life sounds and sounds that you hear in your head become fuzzy.

Basically, If your perception of the world around you is strange and different then usual, then you are high, your brain is functioning differently than normal.

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Kumbala80 t1_ja2vvlo wrote

That brought back memories from the first time I got edibles and went to see Avatar 🤣

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Initial-Guard-7005 t1_ja22wgg wrote

Hello lol 😂 im drunk and high at the moment they way I know I’m high is because I laugh at everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and yes yes you are high 😂

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MarkRIRL t1_ja230xd wrote

If you're high, go for a lie down. If you're not high, go for a lie down.

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inlandviews t1_ja23dsn wrote

If you ate a 5mg bit of edible, you'll feel a lite lifting of mood in about an hour. 10mg and you'll probably be tripping. 20mg and you'll be heading to stoned. Above that, well, it will be over in a bit. lol

Edibles take about two hours to be fully digested so you'll feel more and more intensity and then peak followed by a slow easing off that may last several hours.

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ramenudez t1_ja3hbdl wrote

It’s different for everyone, especially if you have a tolerance. 20mg is a good morning dose for me to be in an awesome mood at work and actually be hungry at lunch time 😂

If I wanna go to the moon I have to eat 75-100ish mg (which sucks, I’m just old so I have kinda a high tolerance) 🚀

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chaoticchemicals t1_ja23gim wrote

In British parlance, you're absolutely fucking mullered. If you're feeling happy.. carry on doing what you're doing. If you're not happy maybe smoke a cigarette, and definitely eat something, try and do a simple physical task ( wash up or clean a sink. These are good distraction activities and will give your brain something to focus on. If you opt for eating be prepared to be the very hungry caterpillar!

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Lynthelia t1_ja23thh wrote

My friend, I've been having a terrible night and you have both given me a good laugh and made me realize the obvious solution to my woes - which is getting as high as you are. Cheers.

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ThatMrZ OP t1_ja23uvr wrote

Oh my gosh I helped someone thank you so much I love you too

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ThatMrZ OP t1_ja23vqw wrote

But unfortunately this all feels so fake so I may never have actually met you

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mw1067 t1_ja22otd wrote

This is hilarious!

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ThatMrZ OP t1_ja22rth wrote

I’ve made so many posts trying to find people to help me but I can’t locate them they don’t understand

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Geo1230 t1_ja240rj wrote

The universe decided to show you some of its beauty. You have more control in life than you think. You Create your own reality every day, today you just created one a little different.

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Realtodddebakis t1_ja23e4p wrote

You're fine, bud. You just zooted yourself.

Have some water and take a few deep breaths. Do something you like to do like play a video game. You'll be feeling good in short order.

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greenie65 t1_ja23hne wrote

You are high and you'll be OK. Just go listen to some calm music and relax. You aren't trapped.

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iluvfl0wers t1_ja23kvc wrote

You’re definitely high as fuck — go chill and watch a movie and get some snacks

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a_glorious_bass-turd t1_ja23les wrote

You can't die from edibles, so first of all, try to take slow, measured breaths. Against intuition, the way to swim is to relax in the one thing that could swallow you up, and this isn't the ocean. You're fine. The peak will pass after a while, so be patient and try to have fun, and you'll be regular high before you know it.

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ThatMrZ OP t1_ja23rv9 wrote

But like it doesn’t feel scary? I just can’t figure out what it all means or how it works? If that makes sense? It all feels fake but so real

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a_glorious_bass-turd t1_ja240xy wrote

Makes perfect sense. One time I accidentally got as high as I've ever been, and it kicked in as the movie Sausage Party began. In a theater. So this food is having the same existential crisis i once had, and I lost track of my body. I felt like consciousness floating, until I realized I was about to snap an armrest I was gripping it so tight. I abandoned my friends at the end, went down three escalators and was halfway thru a cigarette by the time they found me outside haha I survived, and you will too. Just try to have fun! You're wasting a good high worrying about what you can't change.

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unclesalazar t1_ja246fo wrote

i’ve always wondered how people get this odd type of high w edibles? literally have never in my entire life thought that shit around me was fake or my thoughts were fucked up or something like that, ive always just gotten chill and hungry, sometimes a lil anxious. like, how tf do you guys just sit there after knowing you ate an edible with JUST thc and think “wow am i TRIPPING?!”

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shamefulnonpornalt t1_ja24b23 wrote

If you’re not sure if you’re high then you are. And take it from a wake and bake stoner. You’re high as balls.

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RaggedDawn t1_ja24goa wrote

That’s the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away… and then it comes back!

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Rickert2020 t1_ja29dny wrote

And yet you can write all of that? Kudos!

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itsallalittleblurry t1_ja6ixcp wrote

If the walls start to breath, ignore that. They start to talk to you, ignore that, too.

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