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charles_hermann t1_iyokppw wrote

Bad news: I'm the person my cat thinks I am.

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bilateralunsymetry t1_iypysci wrote

Dude. Same. I just worked 12 hours and my cat wanted me to play with her. I halfheartedly did for about half an hour before he looked at me with disgust and disappointment in her eyes, huffed, and left the room.

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WhiteHairedWidow t1_iyoe22n wrote

I wonder what our doggies think we do when we leave the house..probably to go on some adventure.

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RanchPoptarts t1_iyoih23 wrote

I'm not that strong, i didn't deserve his love

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AgentChris101 t1_iyp6ahn wrote

Well... I have a cat. The cat calls me Wow woooow wow. And leads me to her food bowl. So I must be wow. The bringer of food

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Yavin4Reddit t1_iypo2qn wrote

I’ve never owned a dog. Is that why I don’t believe in myself?

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so-pitted-wabam t1_iyokghq wrote

This is great advice thank you. My dog just ate my hamster and I’m switching to paper plates now.

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6018674512 t1_iypf2p3 wrote

My dog thinks I am a person who sleeps too much and farts in her face (why does she have to cuddle my butt under my blanket?). I guess I don’t really have to change anything though. Great motivation

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WonofOne t1_iyp184d wrote

I’m proud to say I am. They’re equally as awesome though 😇🐶🐶

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d4rkprodigy t1_iyq1j5r wrote

They know we are all fucked up

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Naiko32 t1_iyq2poj wrote

well, you literally are, dogs have inconditional love maybe we should start benig a bit more like them in some regards

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Godwantspie t1_iyq2z6g wrote

More like be the person you think you're dog thinks you are

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SandyShuffle t1_iyojmgf wrote

Best r/getmotivated post ever

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Zech08 t1_iyqeakg wrote

I dunno, what is the average city person doing in the woods off trail.

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Auirom t1_iype9an wrote

Your dog thinks your awesome even when you yell at them.

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TONKAHANAH t1_iypzbvv wrote

big goofy fun guy with food?

sounds like me. im probably not actually as fun as my dog thinks i am all the time, but who can really live up to those unrealistic standards?

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youshouldvebeenthere t1_iyq2n7j wrote

Aah so controling (constantly restricting the dog in natural behaviour) and a psychopath, by excluding the dog from their family when its just a puppy still. Get motivated!

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Iclearedweird t1_iyq5sas wrote

My dog was stolen. The dog before that died ☹️

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eArticleSolutions t1_iyqedq5 wrote

I have never owned a dog. Cats only. What does that say about me?

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Tonlick t1_iyqmy3d wrote

This one is cute

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NohPhD t1_iyolncx wrote

Be better than the person your cat assumes you are

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enduring_student t1_iyqfc0p wrote

I've seen this line several times, and every time it makes me happy!

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missemic t1_iyqk2q1 wrote

My dog just thinks I am the butt scratcher and a meal delivery service and a heater. My daughter gets the love, I get the butt.

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DaFugYouSay t1_iyqk7o3 wrote

By using a shit font and putting it over top of the tiny picture of a person? Y'all need to hire a designer.

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aurinkopaista t1_iyqkui8 wrote

Haha my dog thinks I'm a weak ass lazy bum who can be manipulated into giving him anything he wants at any time!

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yube0 t1_iyr88tz wrote

Doggo 🥲

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dranaei t1_iys74jj wrote

Soooo, GOD?

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