techlecticwtch

techlecticwtch t1_iyotaj1 wrote

Talk to a human, if not Richard. There's gotta be some rule about not turning a coworker of yours - crucial to the balance of human and supernatural at your workplace, might I add - into a reptile or amphibia. Em and her da might be working against y'all. Or he may have her roped into fishy business. Either way, talk to your boss. I don't love snitching but this seems serious enough. Don't let Em know, though.

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techlecticwtch t1_ixtkwq1 wrote

This sounds worse than my thesis writing process. My impulsive ass would probably just get a bunch of bug repellent spray. If it doesn't pan out at least there's a makeshift flamethrower... (Please do not actually do this, in the event you survive, even Grayson couldn't cover your ass and dorm damages ain't cheap.)

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techlecticwtch t1_ivipsdq wrote

I mean, the milk issue could be a big deal if you stumble upon someone with a bad case of lactose intolerance rather than hipster fever, but other than that students rarely care about how their coffee is made. Pinkie promise. The possum infestation is concerning, though. Was there anything unusual with the trash that day that would attract 4 at once?

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