Submitted by girl_from_the_crypt t3_z3gflg in nosleep
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Likely as not. He sounded like a real stalker
Those types typically seem to be.
Yeah. Not too big a loss, though I wish it could have happened more peaceful like
No big loss, indeed. And I understand your desire for things to have… expired transpired more peacefully. Unfortunately, taking the trash out can be a little messier than expected. ;)
EXPIRED LMAO
I love that you sell simple refreshments, but give away something far more curious.
:)
Sounds like you dodged not a bullet but a frieght train by killing that guy.
Perhaps. Probably the lady he was after more than me
Tiger can't change its stripes and all that.
Even with the pretty new skin, he wasn't going to be having much luck with romantic advances unless he followed your hygiene advice and got an attitude adjustment.
Pretty people can be just as ugly on the inside, but it does help if they shower.
True that. Least then you can't smell the ugliness
Eau de Douchebàge
lol
I'd love to hear more tales from the market!
Well I guess I could share some more but I'm not gonna make any promises k?
I mean as long as your fellow marketeers don't mind... Or find out
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MurseWoods t1_ixlndko wrote
I’d be willing to bet that ol’ Jeremy was one of those man-babies crying about how “girls never go for the nice guys.”
Ugh. Pathetic.