“Scenic Route” my ass! No way I’m falling for that anymore.

Have you considered taking May with you when you go back?

Ross had to know something! He at least knew about the missing park ranger. Why wouldn’t he warn him beforehand?

Absolutely sounds like it! Holy hell, she better tread lightly till she gets to the station.

For a moment there I thought she was gonna say her uncle was Norman Bates. Lol

I’ve got an Uncle Darren and an Aunt Debbie who are brother and sister. And my brother’s name is Daniel… who was named after our other Uncle Danny who passed away when he was a teenager.

True story.

What the actual F?!

Ohhhh noooo!!

If your dad has seen him do his Countdown Thing nine times, I wonder if after his tenth… he’ll become the next Countdown Man??

But that would also explain why when you’ve seen him and tried talking to him, he cannot respond. And didn’t you say it looked like he wanted to speak with you but was being held back by something?

Oh man. This is not good, I’m afraid.

That said… if I were in your shoes, I’d probably be terrified, also, to try anything new. God forbid the wrath of a demonic, vengeful & immortal house-tiger.

I never said anything about any holes in the cage. And there no proof it can go thru solid objects, right? So I’d imagine as long as there was no oxygen supply, it might put it into a permanent hibernating state.

That is until some poor soul, many years after you’re gone, opens Pandora’s Miffy’s Box.

Has anyone tried, or have you thought about making a giant cage to trap Miffy in?

I mean, if there are cages people keep bears, tigers or lions in, you could have something custom made. Then line it with all purple, put an even better featherbed in, and a big ol’ bowl of tuna. Then…SLAM!!!

Lock that baby up, drag it off to a spare bedroom, and feed it as needed. If you can’t kill it, you could at the very least contain it.

It could be your only hope!

Thank you for the feedback!

So, OP had stated that he was taking the I-95 North, and also that he exited the freeway about 2 hours into his drive after leaving Savannah.

Do you know whereabouts that would land you? And what cartoon character is he referring to that is the main focus of this “roadside attraction?”

>> Uncanny Valerie

Hahahhaha! Great line! I’ll be using that one in the future.

Also, I’m from the West Coast, and am dying to know what this attraction is! I honestly have no guesses, nor do I understand what’s so questionably racist about it. Would anyone mind filling me in? I think it would help the story make more sense to me.

No big loss, indeed. And I understand your desire for things to have… expired transpired more peacefully. Unfortunately, taking the trash out can be a little messier than expected. ;)

Those types typically seem to be.

I’d be willing to bet that ol’ Jeremy was one of those man-babies crying about how “girls never go for the nice guys.”

Ugh. Pathetic.

I thought goldfish at first as well. The real crazy part is, for lack of a better metaphor, that’s pretty much what he was.

Hell, if that’s the only life I knew and was brought here, I’d want to go back too. Kinda says a lot about the world we’ve created for ourselves here as a species.

Also, who’s to say that the last thing he takes from OP won’t be all the stuff he just asked for? Leaving OP with nothing but holes riddling his mind and soul.

Exactly. It sounds to me as if he’s already trying to rationalize what happened, to me anyways.

Deep down he knows it wasn’t dogs. Otherwise, why would he be posting his account of the events here on r/NoSleep…?

He knows. He knows.

“Ouch”? Lol

We’re you asking literally? Or like, for any specific purpose?

They now have to subscribe to your monthly “Laziness Lifestyle”. Each of em pay just $199/mo for you saving their lives?

It’s the least they could do! And at $3600/mo you could have yourself a nice little life.

It would be rude to check how long it’s teeth are, giving away it’s age. Kinda like asking someone nowadays how much the gift they bought you cost.

Pretty insane stuff

That’s so rad! I’m the same way. When people ask about hobbies, one I always include is “learning”.

Just type in “Kowloon Walled City”. It’s in Hong Kong. And I’ll be honest, I’m impressed you’re actually trying to check it out.

Check out this short video on it. This is one of the best portrayals of Kowloon.