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rip1980 t1_jeh3qg4 wrote
Reply to Now that arresting presidents of the US is precedent, which crimes do you think Joe Biden will be arraigned on by right leaning district attorneys? by [deleted]
Luckily, senile isn't a crime.
rip1980 t1_je90b0h wrote
Wilson the Volleyball in Castaway really carried Tom Hank's lazy azz and made the movie bearable.
rip1980 t1_je0w7gk wrote
Reply to Steam will drop support for Windows 7 and Windows 8 on January 1st, 2024 by magenta_placenta
My abacus has had no support for a few millennia and runs doom fine.
rip1980 t1_jdpo81t wrote
Reply to The absolute unit of a prime rib my father in law got for his birthday dinner. by Reflex_Teh
Do you know where the defibrillator is?
rip1980 t1_jdpjelt wrote
Reply to Worms ate holes in these chocolate candies by ChiefAcorn
Joke's on you, they chewed their way out.
rip1980 t1_jd7bjq2 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Arugula7486 in my foot shape vs the shape of this shoe my mom got for me by Ok-Arugula7486
I'm afraid you may have come to the wrong place.
rip1980 t1_jb3gqo0 wrote
It's like playing a Uno Reverse card on Grubhub.
rip1980 t1_jabr034 wrote
Home Pong 1975
rip1980 t1_jabg4ua wrote
All things being equal, it's OK to treat yourself. If the financial goals are met and you are in position, go ahead and plan rewards for yourself.
Only you can really figure out what makes sense for you.
rip1980 t1_ja8k5gv wrote
Reply to TIL In Approximately 241,000 years, Nanga Parbat #9 tallest mountain in the world located in Pakistan will overtake Everest and will become the tallest mountain in the world. by AdClemson
You get party hats, I'll get the noise makers.
rip1980 t1_ja6qhs2 wrote
Reply to Belarus to Mobilize 1.5 Million Potential Soldiers Outside the Armed Forces in Case of War, Senior Belarusian Official Claims by Leshracc
Alright. Can you guys line up? It'll save time.
rip1980 t1_ja4rkko wrote
rip1980 t1_ja1sygw wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
- 1 CRIMINAL DAMAGE TO PROPERTY IN THE FIRST DEGREE $4,600.00
- 2 AGGRAVATED ASSAULT
- 3 Hold Subject for Probation/Parole
Booking Number 2023-00001081
rip1980 t1_ja161k3 wrote
On the upside, Prigozhin is dangerously close to the windows.
rip1980 t1_j9sgya1 wrote
Errrm, you mean Veni, Vidi, Veni?
rip1980 t1_j9nnhl5 wrote
Best foam blobs made with only the finest child labor.
rip1980 t1_j9n52v9 wrote
OK, only if we get a rider on the bill that politicians have to pull their head out of their a$$.
rip1980 t1_j6e14gx wrote
Reply to I don’t remember which article of clothing this came from. I saw it on the floor of my sons room. by lighthousekeeper33
Eh, if your children are constantly bursting into flames, you have bigger issues.
rip1980 t1_j2encyu wrote
A report published in January 2022 found that he knew about priests who abused children but failed to act when he was archbishop of Munich from 1977 to1982.
rip1980 t1_j23ahfm wrote
Reply to Creedence Clearwater Revival eating at Taco Bell in San Luis Obispo (1968) by kindlyDrive104
♫ There's a bowel movement on the rise... ♪
rip1980 t1_j0xzhy8 wrote
rip1980 t1_iy2qx8x wrote
Reply to Can I afford this car? by [deleted]
Beyond the finances, look at what the vehicle is and does. I personally daily a higher end lux coupe. It's great, but useless at Home Depot, etc. Bear that in mind if you are planning on a house, or any tiny humans, etc. for the next few years.
Also, in some places, it's poor form to upstage the boss's car.
rip1980 t1_ixqcch6 wrote
Reply to comment by Wedgie_Regie in Question for all the gamers out there by Wedgie_Regie
Reminds me of the last words my grandfather said to me before he died:
"Stop shaking the ladder you asshole!"
rip1980 t1_ixqb3i9 wrote
Reply to Question for all the gamers out there by Wedgie_Regie
Looking at steam, I could have cured cancer.
rip1980 t1_jeh49j3 wrote
Reply to If you had infinite wishes and any one of them became true,what would your first wish be? by abhikik
Chicxulub impactor 2.0. (Put chicxulub impactor into google for an easteregg as well.)