Submitted by raspoutine049 t3_11ajx1m in Jokes
I came; I saw; I came.
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Masdraw t1_j9srswa wrote
I saw, I conquered, I came
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9swx80 wrote
I saw, I conked her, I came.
harooh t1_j9tibvn wrote
the actual joke is in the comments, as always
Individual-Pound-636 t1_j9umol3 wrote
-pitbull
sosovain616 t1_j9untxe wrote
Lol I literally have that tattooed on my arm 😣
[deleted] t1_j9sqbim wrote
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silasfelinus t1_j9x3wbc wrote
Veni veni, vidi veni, vici veni.
oztikS t1_j9xcidz wrote
Veni, vidi, uuuugggnnnn.
unluckylord30 t1_j9sqd9d wrote
I praise da lord
drewrilllla t1_j9t5uhy wrote
And break da law
HatefulCarrot t1_j9tglai wrote
I take whats mine, and take some more
Kardenvan t1_j9tqzuv wrote
It rains, it pours, it rains, it pours
sthoicus_loucus t1_j9szs9u wrote
"Fuck me! You too, Brutus"
kittendaddy65 t1_j9ths3j wrote
Veni vidi ejaculi
Specific_Tap7296 t1_j9sv0gp wrote
Infamy. Get it in for me.
IMTHEKSG09 t1_j9u9xef wrote
Then everyone came on him for 23 times
alexjaness t1_j9vcl93 wrote
Val Venis did it better 20 plus years ago
JulienBrightside t1_j9wrbxj wrote
And then the senators were like:
"knife to meet you caesar"
furridamardes t1_j9trk0d wrote
Ah, a CKII joke! Vidi, Vici, Veni!
BertzReynolds t1_j9u7nqa wrote
English?
Tylendal t1_j9xd6ob wrote
I know, right? Have a little respect for the audience. It doesn't take a university education in Latin to know Veni, Vidi, Vici.
ImReverse_Giraffe t1_j9wqw60 wrote
*tell
kif88 t1_j9t1v0h wrote
I came I saw I cumquered
Da5idG t1_j9tdnsp wrote
\surely it should be : I saw, I conquered, I came?
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ClownShoeNinja t1_j9uwjys wrote
Veni; vidi; reveni!
SlayingtheJabberwock t1_j9x0ns4 wrote
Your grammar is bad so joke loses any humor.
thebemusedmuse t1_j9tf12w wrote
Yeah dude Pitbull did it better
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rip1980 t1_j9sgya1 wrote
Errrm, you mean Veni, Vidi, Veni?