Version i heard: a girl meets this realy cool panda in a bar and they hit it off. They swap phone numbers and agree to go out one day. She never hears from him so eventually calls the panda, and asks if he'd like to come over for dinner -she'd cook.
The panda comes round to hers and they have a great time. He's charming and funny, and really flirty. After the meal he makes a move, and 10 minutes later theyre naked, and getting freaky. They both cum, and as she rolls off him expecting to cuddle, the panda is up and heading for the door.
she phones her best friend and tells her about this wonderful panda she met who just wanted her for sex. Thats pandas for you, the friends says. EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES..
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Version i heard: a girl meets this realy cool panda in a bar and they hit it off. They swap phone numbers and agree to go out one day. She never hears from him so eventually calls the panda, and asks if he'd like to come over for dinner -she'd cook.
The panda comes round to hers and they have a great time. He's charming and funny, and really flirty. After the meal he makes a move, and 10 minutes later theyre naked, and getting freaky. They both cum, and as she rolls off him expecting to cuddle, the panda is up and heading for the door.
she phones her best friend and tells her about this wonderful panda she met who just wanted her for sex. Thats pandas for you, the friends says. EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES..