LOL I was drunk and he’s a player on the devils who has been on fire. We always joke they named a county after him 😂😂😂

Dawson's. He's cookin up some real good stuff

i've been on a search for good bbq in jersey, and it's pretty sad up here. the best spot i've had within a half hour drive of you is Bailey's in Blauvelt NY. Bomb up 287 and it's right by the Palisades Mall.

i still think i make the best ribs around over in Caldwell...I've had people begging me to start selling them lol

shit fucked me up hardcore back in the day. only like 1/3 of people get the bullseye rash, and ticks usually bite where you can't notice them.

also the standard generic "western blot" test that most dr's give is trash....i tested negative like 3x. u gotta get ur serum sent out to special labs and see what bands you have on the spectrum

wayen is sneaky the biggest town in jersey while having nothing in it worthwhile

pepperidge farms remembers when we didn't have direct ramps to/from the parkway and had to take Lyons ave like real gangsters

lmao have u tried to drive to it before the new signs? it was a single 2x1' tiny sign on the left before terminal A. It was easier to just follow the signs to the Mariott. No one actually knew about the cell phone lot until a few years ago. My friends/family used to just do laps around the loop for a fuckin hour like talladega lmaooooo

its the aliens duhhhh

maybe not stolen, uhauls are dirt cheap and actually kinda make sense for a homeless person who is not totally destitute when it comes to money

Yeh i went last Month and the food and service was awesome

eagle rock reservation is pretty legit, so is the weehawken or hoboken waterfront

just in time to activate the graphene in the vaxes

In this picture, the car is parked I’ll legally and Would get a ticket for blocking the crosswalk in my neighborhood

I’m spoiled I grew up in Lyndhurst

she was parked in front of the hydrant and then moved it for this photo op to try and weasel out of a ticket. she's dumb enough to not even realize the car in the picture is still illegally parked....

I went a few months ago and it was bad. Their bread is average at best, and my veal cutlets were ice cold. And I’m pretty sure one was chicken or pork too. Whack.

I can hear the chanting monks

Nah, he’s no Matt Gaetz

NJ and NYC had the two most fakeable licenses until a little after 9/11.

I went to college in New England so there and whenever I travelled to a different state EVERYONE always triple checked it and quizzes me about my data until like 2010 LOL

have u tried using google maps augmented reality?

he looks like Fred Armisen doing an SNL bit

when i lived in rural CT, i found a few decent italian joints....i'm sure they're not heavy hitters but they were definitely delicious:

Portofino's (NB/Berlin).
Amici's, Maxamilla (Avon).
First & Last (multiple locations).
Pizza: Angelina's, Luna's (WH).