collimat

collimat t1_jdfl1sg wrote on March 24, 2023 at 1:00 AM

Reply to Why Kids Aren’t Falling in Love With Reading by drak0bsidian

I just walked downstairs to my computer from telling my kid to turn off the flashlight and put his book away... some things never change.

collimat t1_jd5mbr7 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:14 AM

Reply to U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric

142km/h is a stunt? That would be the least exciting show... ever.

collimat t1_jb0qyvf wrote on March 5, 2023 at 3:37 PM

Reply to TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu

I suppose I've racked up bar tabs much higher than that and had a considerably worse time. Sounds like a pretty alright evening.

collimat t1_jaez8o3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to comment by r33k3r in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316

I have a sneaking suspicion that VW has some even more dubious history somewhere in the 1940s...

collimat t1_jaayf5g wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:57 AM

Reply to TIFU by asking my dad to switch TV Providers. by Advanced_Bad4443

I just checked, it's 3 clicks (once you're on the YTTV page) to get to the cancel button. Why is he on the phone?! Help the poor guy out!

collimat t1_j5qzhh0 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 11:15 PM

Reply to Pennsylvania State Police on the hunt for stolen $5 Pokemon card by Dilpickle2113

"white, bearded, and has a heavy build"... Have they tried literally any card shop in the country?

collimat t1_j5hbd8q wrote on January 23, 2023 at 12:23 AM

Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817

Ooh, Battle Royale by Koushun Takami. I remember this book!