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Reply to comment by smurficus103 in Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
if it fits it sits
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Reply to comment by MicrosoftContin in Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
If you connect 4 sticks to some surface, you can sit on it!
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Reply to comment by fleshlyLoath in Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
To explain a word is a shower-thought?
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Reply to Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
If only there was a word for that, like exterior skeleton or exoskeleton so.
I mean, they have only been around for over 550 m years...
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Reply to comment by We3Dboy in Using radio near an unshielded cheap mouse. by mt007
Absolutely
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Reply to comment by ikzeidegek in Dutch Constitution to be amended to ban discrimination based on sexuality or disability by DutchBlob
The first sentence states 'in gelijke gevallen' (in similar cases). The second sentence specifies which categories cannot be used to distinct dissimilarities. The extensions are made to endorse and affirm that these groups belong.
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Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in TIL that bots 🤖 drive ~40% of all internet traffic. by kkoolook
The 'screwing' bolts!
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Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in TIL that bots 🤖 drive ~40% of all internet traffic. by kkoolook
Bots have needs
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Reply to If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
More people are killed by coconuts than sharks.
I demand a remake!
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Reply to an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking by 12altoids34
r/fuckcars approved
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In genre:
When is it ok to slap a slavic woman in the face?
When here moustache is on fire.
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Reply to The # sign is always in italic. by FlowerOk1750
It is not always Italic, this depends on the font makers preference.
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I had an uncle who was a sailor. Once the ship he was on was carrying passengers, but apparently of the arrogant kind. As a joke, he and his friends took the (very analog) cine film cameras lying around and filmed some 'naked but dance'. He's probably told this story a hundred times, but each time he nearly choked on the punch line. "Imagine seeing this when they rewatch their holiday movies with their cocky friends!"
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Reply to comment by SheepDip82 in Give your dog a medieval name by ReadPoopFiction
"Enmye" then?
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Reply to comment by Actual_Hyena3394 in Judas: Hey Jesus, are you coming to the Last Supper? by MudakMudakov
Who picked up the check tho?
Or did they split?
'I had only water'
'Not, it was wine!'
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Table for 24 please
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Reply to comment by Nomdermaet in I drew this pixel art scene using 7 colors and called it "December" [OC] by v78
The end scene of 1Q84 where Aomame finds Tengo.
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Reply to Life is a joke by geezer27
Before I had children my life was a joke.
Now it is a dad-joke.
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Reply to comment by EndoExo in TIL there used to be an anti-masturbation device with teeth used to treat nightfall. by carbondioxide-7
spermatorrhoea has the proper disease vibe tho
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Reply to No one will know when the world ends because as long as someone is still alive the world will not have completely ended yet by HMKingHenryIX
Some thoughts:
- Our world can very well continue without people.
- We don't know who is observing our world from the outside.
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Reply to comment by scorpious2 in Getting horny is your bodies way of reminding you what you're really here for. by Meshd
My purpose is to explain things that I hardly understand myself to strangers online.
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Reply to Everything costs so much money. by hearsdemons
It is impossible.
To actually buy 'everything' would include the money that buys it.
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Reply to Perfect shot by DarkGreen-
A moonshot?
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Reply to comment by MicrosoftContin in Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
Now that is a shower-thought.