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MicrosoftContin t1_jebv66e wrote
Some people are sexologists and require an oral test for their finals after passing their written portion of course.
MicrosoftContin t1_jebuxk4 wrote
Reply to There are no heart donors or recipients in the Ancient Egyptian Afterlife. by midnight_reborn
A more common one would be Muslim organ donors. There are not any.
MicrosoftContin t1_jeb6l9l wrote
Reply to comment by Ill-Ad-532 in Money is the most unbiased metric to measure success. by [deleted]
Trump only inherited a small loan of a mirrion dorra.
MicrosoftContin t1_jeb588r wrote
Reply to Prison is a rent-free gated community. by ThaMasterRoshi
The gatekeepers are real assholes too. No drugs, no party, no nothing.
MicrosoftContin t1_jeafa90 wrote
Reply to Medicine tastes bad so that kids wont think of it as candy and drink/eat the whole medicine by Vergo27
I think if it is as 50/50. On one hand, kids accidentally drinking too much medicine is bad, and the other, it's hard to administer medicine when they need it.
MicrosoftContin t1_je8p15w wrote
Reply to comment by josh35767 in Almost every grape-bag we buy is missing some grapes because of peeps tasting them. by Kingsbrick
This behavior was somewhat common back before The Pandemic of 2019. It's been decades since this practice was last seen.
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Reply to comment by mirsab17 in The moon has seen everything that’s ever happened to mankind/womankind by [deleted]
Huwowomanity. Oh no, the recursion.
MicrosoftContin t1_je8ocqy wrote
Sits on whoopee cushion.
OP: ITS TOTAL ANARCHY OUT THERE.
MicrosoftContin t1_jabx7ty wrote
Reply to comment by Ill-Ad-532 in We underestimate how lucky we are for not having taste buds on our anus. by Dor_42
Plenty of adults drink antifreeze too.
https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/fireball-banned-from-european-countries
MicrosoftContin t1_ja9z6z3 wrote
Reply to comment by justamon22 in Most don’t wear a seatbelt on a bus in spite of the lack of airbags. by Calimarispirit
Canada too, me from there.
It is described as not a passenger vehicle and therefore does not require seat belts. The protection is from taller soft seats.
Also trying to convince 50 sugar-filled kids to seatbelt up and sit calmly is not possible.
MicrosoftContin t1_ja5q0ij wrote
Reply to comment by Hewballs in A character getting fired in a tv show is a person getting fired in real life by maskofharrow89
Unless you are power rangers and your people need you, so you walk off into the sunset.
MicrosoftContin t1_ja1ds39 wrote
Reply to comment by wildadragon in The least realistic thing about Harry Potter is that Harry doesn’tslaughter the Dursleys with magic. by LuciusDickusMaximus
I just prefer my broken vocabulary.
Jokes aside, why no communication spell?
MicrosoftContin t1_ja1clhj wrote
Reply to The least realistic thing about Harry Potter is that Harry doesn’tslaughter the Dursleys with magic. by LuciusDickusMaximus
No, cus he written as a good guy. He even saved the brother from them ghosts. He also broke and threw away the elder stick. Though I don't know why magic can't fix a stick.
The least realistic thing is why they don't have some kind of phone spell or mobile phone.
Snape dying, here potter, my usb drive that contains my diary.
MicrosoftContin t1_ja0l36z wrote
Reply to comment by chavez_ding2001 in Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison) by [deleted]
Your winner!
MicrosoftContin t1_j6pbom1 wrote
Reply to comment by ________________me in Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
You only need 1 stick to sit on if you are brave enough.
MicrosoftContin t1_j6p51tz wrote
You're not a medium, you're an extra large - Cyanide and Happiness
MicrosoftContin t1_j6p3xei wrote
Reply to comment by ________________me in Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
I'd say no, but half of these posts say otherwise.
MicrosoftContin t1_j6p2tmw wrote
Reply to comment by deelyy in The ending of 2023 is 123123. by tpb772000
If only humanity reused consumer products as much as they repost.
MicrosoftContin t1_j6p2kop wrote
Reply to comment by mobfather in 5% of the toothpaste tube lasts longer than 95% of it. by [deleted]
Cause he ran out of toothpaste.
MicrosoftContin t1_j6p2gxw wrote
I've eaten a lot of dog buttholes and have never seen any that look like corn-dogs.
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Reply to Everyone is wrong about footballs, it is neither the shape of a ball nor does it have any feet. by --DoReFuckMi--
I don't Murican football much, but I know they kick it sometimes. Gotta kick it between the two metal sticks.
MicrosoftContin t1_j1s20l7 wrote
Reply to comment by markscoble in The # sign is always in italic. by FlowerOk1750
# This don't work?
Edit: it works.
MicrosoftContin t1_iyb147f wrote
Reply to comment by Reddit__Degenerate in No one really knows if they are straight unless they have tried not being straight. by Johnny_B_Asshole
I don't know, I just commented OPs post but with poop.
MicrosoftContin t1_iyb01bc wrote
Reply to comment by Reddit__Degenerate in No one really knows if they are straight unless they have tried not being straight. by Johnny_B_Asshole
No one really knows if they do not like eating dog poop without actually having tried eating dog poop.
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Reply to comment by midnight_reborn in There are no heart donors or recipients in the Ancient Egyptian Afterlife. by midnight_reborn
Yes, cause body is sacred even after death.