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Zlifbar t1_jeczyra wrote
Reply to TIFU by cheating on my fiance by Unfair-Cap6842
Jeebus, seek professional help. You need to look at yourself and decide whether you are a fully formed and mature enough person to be building romantic relationships with others.
Zlifbar t1_jeaktnm wrote
Reply to What do you get if eat 3.14 cakes? by 42awe
Fat. You get fat.
Zlifbar t1_je6jlw4 wrote
Reply to Apple Sets June 5 Date For WWDC Conference Where It Plans Mixed-Reality Headset Debut by DarthBuzzard
Is there any real evidence that Apple is going to announce VR/MR/whateverR? I’ve been seeing a lot of gibberish and lower grade than usual rumors. May be I’m just missing the better ones?
Zlifbar t1_je3wr48 wrote
Does that number include the ones we imported?
Zlifbar t1_je3wg1u wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
She’s still not going to date you.
Zlifbar t1_jdz5f6d wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking to a therapist by NonZeroDave
I’ve always heard it as therapists are screwed up people trying to fix themselves.
Zlifbar t1_jdrhl0c wrote
Time loop. You in trouble.
Zlifbar t1_jdkw0lp wrote
Reply to comment by sherriffflood in I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega by Round-Watch-8228
20,000 with one wrist
Zlifbar t1_jdghk9t wrote
If you’re talking about the typical redditor I’m think Timex and Casio is more plausible
Zlifbar t1_j9arrkr wrote
Reply to comment by bcbodie1978 in Ricky Stenhouse Jr. wins longest Daytona 500 in history by gamedemon24
I would be the one to drive 501 miles to fall down at your door
Zlifbar t1_j9aroym wrote
You know things are jacked up when someone one 500 mile race is longer than the rest
Zlifbar t1_j75d8r3 wrote
Reply to TIL the UK experiences more tornados per year than any other country in the world relative to its land area. by blr126
TIL that the UK is filled with trailer parks
Zlifbar t1_j4hhcc7 wrote
Reply to Til before Popeye gained superhuman strength by eating spinach, he became strong by rubbing a type of chicken called a whiffle hen. by Fitz_cuniculus
man, if stroking a "cock" made one strong, I could lift the moon!
Zlifbar t1_j2cn1qk wrote
ROFLOL...like 99% of Ram drivers even know what this stuff is for!
Zlifbar t1_iyytv2v wrote
Reply to Kuo: Apple Headset Shipments Potentially Delayed (Again) Until Second Half of 2023 by BiscuitOfGinger
Made up object's made up shipping date slips for a made up reason
Zlifbar t1_iy1ggyc wrote
you misspelled "Corporate price gouging"
Zlifbar t1_iwybd9f wrote
Reply to comment by Reluvin in What monkey stands only 7 inches tall? by gingerbeard_house
What ISN'T a repost in this sub?
Zlifbar t1_iwybccd wrote
You misspelled "centimeters"
Zlifbar t1_iwoao46 wrote
Your actually fuck up was participating in something idiotic like NNN.
Zlifbar t1_iv9bl9x wrote
And somehow they still suck.
Zlifbar t1_itlo574 wrote
Reply to comment by graves4all in Yankees vs. Astros score: Houston heads back to World Series as New York's season ends with ALCS sweep by YnwaMquc2k19
>Especially when it’s been proven every team did something similar.
Citation needed.
Also, if Bonds, etc. are going to be forever tainted than the Astros should be forever tainted.
Zlifbar t1_itlnzb3 wrote
Reply to comment by steveorsleeve in Yankees vs. Astros score: Houston heads back to World Series as New York's season ends with ALCS sweep by YnwaMquc2k19
Wow, they were responsible for his performance through the entire post season? That's amazing!
Zlifbar t1_itjyhy2 wrote
Reply to Yankees vs. Astros score: Houston heads back to World Series as New York's season ends with ALCS sweep by YnwaMquc2k19
Can't wait to find out how the Astros cheated this time!
Zlifbar t1_jeeyn20 wrote
Reply to My current PC vs my first ever desktop PC (c.2006) by Soonly_Taing
2006 had some gaudy looking equipment