Verbose_Cactus t1_jcshu87 wrote on March 19, 2023 at 5:32 AM

Reply to TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry

Omg I did this too!! I only realized halfway through the sausage 😅😭 oops. At least it doesn’t ruin the taste…?

Verbose_Cactus t1_jae8jeb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:20 PM

Reply to comment by kainprime82 in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2

I’m so sorry for your loss, friend. I’m glad you can recognize how irrational those thoughts are, though. It will never be your fault. You made her life ten times more valuable. You gave so much love.

If you don’t already see a therapist, I really do recommend it. Healing is so hard to do alone. They’ve helped me get through a lot

Verbose_Cactus t1_jaawwyr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:46 AM

Reply to comment by Orphylia in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2

To be fair, feelings and grief are really irrational creatures

Verbose_Cactus t1_ja6nofu wrote on February 27, 2023 at 6:00 AM

Reply to comment by douchelicker69 in TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]

What a great quote! I’ve never heard that before. Thanks for sharing

Verbose_Cactus t1_j9ltqj6 wrote on February 22, 2023 at 10:15 PM

Reply to TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb

Oh honey, I’m just so sorry. Please don’t blame yourself though OP. I’ve been through something like this, where I basically convinced her that her “just friend” was actually interested in her…

I just didn’t realize the feeling was mutual for her. Oops.

But in reality, the willingness to cheat was already there no matter what you or I did

Verbose_Cactus t1_j8vrsl5 wrote on February 17, 2023 at 8:14 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

Did you not read that they used a shataf to wash? Basically the same idea. OP just wanted to dry after using it tho

Verbose_Cactus t1_j8vrje1 wrote on February 17, 2023 at 8:11 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

“I lived an experience so I assumed everyone in the world had the exact same experience”

Verbose_Cactus t1_j1oswhn wrote on December 26, 2022 at 4:26 AM

Reply to comment by chocolatecakedonut in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918

Oh I mean I kinda thought she did too. Based on setting the beds up together, saying “you can touch my chest”, and the general eagerness to see OP.

(NOT AT ALL CONDONING THIS, I just think maybe she initially liked him… but… now he’s absolutely ruined her trust. Even after she told him about her previous assault. Really, really terrible)