StatisticianFalse911 t1_jadh0fq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to Yo Mama is like a bowling ball by ManuelNoryigga

And she's round

StatisticianFalse911 t1_ja1ywc1 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 6:08 AM

Reply to What do you get when you cross a human with a couch? by TryingToEscapeTarkov

Would be funnier if you said a gay guy with a couch

StatisticianFalse911 t1_j1gzza1 wrote on December 24, 2022 at 7:13 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple

Schrödinger's chat

StatisticianFalse911 t1_iybo508 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:52 AM

Reply to Bambi by boa_constrictor

George?

StatisticianFalse911 t1_iybkspu wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:21 AM

Reply to I have bought my wife a fridge for Christmas. by Buddy2269

Dammit

StatisticianFalse911 t1_iy6oqum wrote on November 29, 2022 at 3:33 AM

Reply to Your An American.. by BLKMALE-NYC

*you're

StatisticianFalse911 t1_iy64uy9 wrote on November 29, 2022 at 12:58 AM

Reply to comment by abertbort in Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio? by SwineFlu2020

So was she (she was unbuckled)

StatisticianFalse911 t1_ixxmfwv wrote on November 27, 2022 at 4:17 AM

Reply to What do you call the most skilled person on the debate team? by I-still-want-Bernie

This joke is so old, yo mama used it as her senior quote

StatisticianFalse911 t1_ixstp8a wrote on November 26, 2022 at 1:45 AM

Reply to comment by YZXFILE in I’m Quitting Wild Turkey by YZXFILE

Why wild turkey specifically

StatisticianFalse911 t1_ixs87nh wrote on November 25, 2022 at 10:43 PM

Reply to I’m Quitting Wild Turkey by YZXFILE

Huh?

StatisticianFalse911 t1_ixbdr9g wrote on November 22, 2022 at 4:11 AM

Reply to World’s Best Detective by Proof-Temporary-6928

Fuck

StatisticianFalse911 t1_iwt6bia wrote on November 18, 2022 at 3:52 AM

Reply to comment by jameskchou in Nickelback to be inducted into Canadian Music Hall of Fame by jameskchou

Which is why they're being inducted into that hall of fame... what's so weird about that?

StatisticianFalse911 t1_iwmblue wrote on November 16, 2022 at 6:25 PM

Reply to comment by jameskchou in Nickelback to be inducted into Canadian Music Hall of Fame by jameskchou

It's also okay to point out that it's dumb to say a famous band getting into a hall of fame is weird

StatisticianFalse911 t1_iwj9stp wrote on November 16, 2022 at 1:13 AM

Reply to comment by jameskchou in Nickelback to be inducted into Canadian Music Hall of Fame by jameskchou

You must think you're so cool for hating nickelback, huh? I'm not exactly a fan but you're just being an idiot

StatisticianFalse911 t1_iwhfywp wrote on November 15, 2022 at 5:47 PM

Reply to Nickelback to be inducted into Canadian Music Hall of Fame by jameskchou

How is this oniony? They're a massively commercially successful band, no shit they'd get into a hall of fame

StatisticianFalse911 t1_ivwfuyi wrote on November 11, 2022 at 2:45 AM

Reply to Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her Tourette's. by Buddy2269

Does she randomly flip you off too?

StatisticianFalse911 t1_ivk7s86 wrote on November 8, 2022 at 4:04 PM

Reply to comment by ShiveYarbles in Philadelphia Man Doesn't Recommend Eating 40 Rotisserie Chickens Due to Health Concerns by [deleted]

It's real but he ate one per second, not all in one sitting