Submitted by Proof-Temporary-6928 t3_z1ipjo in Jokes
After a string of 10+ murders, the NYPD had exhausted all of their resources in trying to find the infamous YoYo killer. Families of the victims had had enough with the dead end local investigations and all pitched in to hire the best private detective in the world.
The families all met at a local restaurant and threw a few names out as to who should be the lead detective.
A few ex-FBI agent names sounded good to some, but when an old timer sitting in the corner of the restaurant chipped in and mentioned the detective that had found his wife's murderer, there was no doubt on who they would select. The families relied on the old timer to schedule a meeting with the proclaimed best detective in the world. They had all agreed that they would meet at the police station the following week in the conference room.
The next week rolls around and all the families are gathered at the station awaiting the detective. They hear the doorknob turn and are immediately relieved to see the detective walk in.
The 6'2 duck introduces himself as Ducklock Holmes and says "let's quack this case".
DannyStress t1_ixb6y1v wrote
I demand a refund of my time