SpringyardDream
SpringyardDream t1_ixo8z09 wrote
He sees a gorgeous lady. She replies "No, my mama does the handjobs. She is upstairs".
He replies "Is your mother as beautiful as you?"
She replies "Well, I think my mother is the most beautiful woman in the world"
He said "Here's 7 euros. Join us in 15 minutes time with 2 croissants".
SpringyardDream t1_ixo88po wrote
He sees a gorgeous lady. She replies "No, my mama does the handjobs".
He replies "Ah, so you must do the croissants".
She replies "No. My mama does those too. I do the full sexual intercourse".
He said "Now you tell me! Why didn't you put that on the sign?" and she slapped his face.
"What do you think I am? Some kind of prostitute?"
SpringyardDream t1_ixo7ibz wrote
He sees a gorgeous young lady and says "Please can I have a croissant but I would like you to hand make it fresh with extra butter".
She replies "Will that be all?"
He said "I will let you know after I've eaten the croissant but please don't wash your hands".
SpringyardDream t1_ixo6p3i wrote
He says "I've only got 4 Euros so, with regret, I will have to leave you empty handed today".
SpringyardDream t1_iuf90s3 wrote
If you rearrange the letters in 'a post office' you get fired instead
SpringyardDream t1_iuaz1av wrote
Reply to What do you call JK Rowling in space? by Zur__En__Arrh
Trans Pen "Nein!" Express
SpringyardDream t1_itn3a4z wrote
Reply to After my retirement from the company I worked at for 45 years, I looked forward to some relaxation time, but my wife had other ideas... by SourBeefHoop
I've always hated this because there's no punchline. It's just a list of different jokes about the same character. The weaker ones diminish the overall effect of the stronger ones and the stronger ones put the weaker ones even more in the shade so it's a circular disadvantage. If I wanted that, I'd read a joke book.
SpringyardDream t1_ixwjzup wrote
Reply to comment by Grievous_Nix in Don't wake Up Until Ten by Goatmanthealien
Snape did WHAT??
I might as well put my penny collection to another use now.