SlytherinSilence
SlytherinSilence t1_j6fv9cr wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
One of this biggest red flags ever; actually buying crypto.
SlytherinSilence t1_j2caqxg wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking two edibles by Titanwaves
Omg if you ate too many edibles too fast, dont ever talk about it- you’re only humiliating yourself lmao
Edit: >I haven’t done weed
”done. weed.”
SlytherinSilence t1_iy5futz wrote
Reply to comment by swestsniper in TIFU by getting in trouble with the police during sex by ButterflyMountain656
And I feel sorry for whoever you think or thought you’re pleasing because of the pornstar screams they make.
This is why dead bedroom relationships exist.
SlytherinSilence t1_iy56dxr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting in trouble with the police during sex by ButterflyMountain656
At least you’d be experiencing something sexual 😂✌️ I’m out, my bf is coming home now 😉
SlytherinSilence t1_iy4hay8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting in trouble with the police during sex by ButterflyMountain656
Only in your dreams bud
SlytherinSilence t1_iy3zzkt wrote
Reply to comment by illeaglex in TIFU by getting in trouble with the police during sex by ButterflyMountain656
If you need to scream bloody murder to the point that the police get involved just to have a good time in bed, there are deeper problems at bay lol.
Unlike you, I don’t make comments on things I don’t know shit about 😘
Edit: your downvotes are just proving me right. Ladies and gents, if your girl is screaming during sex, I hate to break it to you but she’s faking it. Denial is a powerful force I guess. But whatever, continue believing it until you end up with an std from the guy who’s actually fucking her good lmao
SlytherinSilence t1_iy3wpm8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking too much weed by Skarredd
“taking too much weed”
SlytherinSilence t1_iy3wdj1 wrote
You’re young so I’m just gonna tell you what all young girls who are sexually active need to know: stop making pornstar noises. It’s unnecessary and ultimately ends up sounding like you’re faking it…. Because that’s what porn stars do. They’re acting because their work is a performance
No one should ever use porn as a guide for how their sex life should be. It’s ACTING
SlytherinSilence t1_iu30fm3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving myself a possible yeast infection trying to clean myself for a new partner by Dangerous-Tangelo-49
Jesus Christ how do you get to however old you are before learning that you’re not supposed to put soap up there holy hell
SlytherinSilence t1_irphllt wrote
How did I know that op was a man before even reading this post
SlytherinSilence t1_j8kddt7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not telling my partner about my intimate life in the past by HereckMistwalker
I was this girl too. Found out my boyfriends secret past intimacy with people he stayed friends with. I can’t even tell you how deep it cut. I’ve known for maybe a year now and goddamn it still hurts.
The only reason I didn’t leave was because he had very minimal contact with said friend and it happened years ago. I would have left if I didn’t truly believe that he lied by omission because he was trying to spare my feelings rather than be sneaky and hurtful AND cut off all contact with said person without me having to ask.
I hope she leaves you for good.