Bean_Juice_Brew
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jdqi5zv wrote
Reply to A gummy bear i decided to punish by freezing it in molten chocolate for looking at me the wrong way by BABBOSMAN1
How high were you when you made this decision?
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jdjq9ss wrote
Reply to comment by DistressedApple in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
Worse things have happened.
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jdid4fi wrote
Reply to comment by Mautos in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
I was just being a smart ass
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jdic5dp wrote
Reply to comment by EndorDerDragonKing in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
Might as well be, ask JK Rowling and she'll tell you that was always the intent of the book
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jdiar1a wrote
Reply to comment by Mautos in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
Someone has not read Hogwarts: A History! You cannot apparate and disapparate anywhere on Hogwarts school property.
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jadf8s6 wrote
Reply to TIL that when you say a word many times over, and it stops sounding like a word, that is called 'semantic satiation.' by Bean_Superiority
Bowl... Bowl... Bowl... Bowl... Bowl... Bowl... Bowl... Bowl...
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jaasqk5 wrote
Reply to comment by ThePhabtom4567 in This dimly-lit restaurant has menus that light up when they are opened. by nerragton
Don't feed the trolls
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_ja3a6w5 wrote
Reply to My menu was on an actual meat clever. by teachdove5000
Imagine seating a large party? "Lemme just juggle fifteen of these meat cleavers, watch your toes!"
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j9rb9ko wrote
Reply to comment by nondescriptzombie in Small Crack on Toilet by Doop132
All the cracked tank advice had me on my hands and knees with my phone's flashlight checking out my throne, stray hair had me tweaking thinking I found one 🤣
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j9aep8f wrote
Reply to LPT: Take a few days to familiarize yourself with a spreadsheet app (e.g., MS Excel, Google Sheets). The uses are endless for school, the office, life, and other people will think you're a wizard. by tophswanson
Let's keep this thing going then, what are your top ten formulas? I've seen junk articles online with nothing useful
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j9aelvz wrote
Reply to comment by thequicknessinc in LPT: Take a few days to familiarize yourself with a spreadsheet app (e.g., MS Excel, Google Sheets). The uses are endless for school, the office, life, and other people will think you're a wizard. by tophswanson
This replaces the index vlookup combo? I'll be checking this out!
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j91341l wrote
Reply to comment by klerk_kant in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Makes me think of Blake Crouch's Recursion. Excellent book
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j8xykx3 wrote
Reply to comment by pit1989_noob in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
9? I thought we skipped that one
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j7mqs11 wrote
Reply to comment by mhornberger in New battery seems to offer it all: lithium-metal/lithium-air electrodes by nastratin
AC was an add-on for some cars in the 2000s (looking at you, Honda Civic DX)
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j6onvpq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in happy birthday jonathan banks by mommamia245
Excellent, excellent, let's find out if your mothers share the same maiden name. Let's also check and see if the last four of your social match!
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j5ep5vg wrote
More like "even after you die, someone will try to take advantage of you." That ain't the same tree growing there.
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j4q30n3 wrote
Reply to comment by allmystuffistrash in I believe I need a new sewage pump. Will a regular sump pump of enough power work? by zackl0220
My 4 year old poops Campbell soup cans, he'd block that thing in a heartbeat.
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j2ni1vq wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Overweight Sphinx by Soranomina
Lord Champa trying out nudism
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j2eoraq wrote
Reply to comment by Aqueousfun in Toilet trickling water from jets, but not a leak! HELP by Aqueousfun
Is it condensation from the cold water nearby?
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j1s266l wrote
Reply to LPT: If driving in a snowstorm and your GPS suggests taking a faster route, don’t do it if it takes you off the Highway. Backroads are usually last to be cleared of snow and you could get stuck! by Bradiator34
Google won't recalculate your route without telling you why, and it gives you an option. Generally speaking, if it routes you off the highway, there's probably a damn good reason (big accident). I've done plenty of long road trips and always regret ignoring Google. This lpt is 10 years out of date
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j143iyu wrote
Reply to comment by xQx1 in [image] Be kind by _Cautious_Memory
You're spouting nonsense and then trying to cover it with more nonsense.
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j0go8vf wrote
Reply to comment by bathtubbear in TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
I love how they went right to that when you didn't even mention smoking in your post. Everybody is an armchair doctor, smh. Hope you're feeling better, man!
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_iyt1ima wrote
Reply to comment by hughperman in [Image] I thought about quitting, but then I noticed who was watching. by Emotional_Composer34
I thought it was Santa this time. Wonder who the fat bastard is that's been watching me sleep then?
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_iyf5f1s wrote
Reply to comment by pembquist in A Brazilian paraglider is friends with a rescued black vulture. They often meet and greet mid-air. by excelsior_frenemy
This sounds super fascinating; if you think of it, let me know!
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_je2w5mp wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
How old is your nephew?