Redditors when gratitude:

Listen to me. I work (or… worked) at NASA.

I wanted to release this info weeks later, but knowing this could save a human life, my hand’s been forced.

There is a reason we stopped sending astronauts to the moon. You are suffering from Lunar Hysteria. It is not just a mental health risk though. It cannot kill you. It does much worse. The night your daughter went missing, did you notice an extra crater on the moon?

The craters are victims. Here is what you need to do to survive.

For 27 days in a row, you must:

1: Go to sleep before moonlight is the sole natural light source, without the sun’s supervision the moon can do terrible things.

2: Do not look at clocks between 12:00 AM and 5:30 AM, The Lunar Moon will know you are waiting. This will not reset the timer, it will only slow the rate at which time passes for all but you.

3: When morning comes, you will hear a deep, warm voice, speaking in a language you know is not real, but understand perfectly. This is the Blue Moon, it is your friend. It will tell you further instructions to combat the moon’s effects. They vary from case to case, but usually it gives perfect advise. However, if you hear the Blue Moon before 5:30, go back to sleep. The Lunar Moon is trying to trick you.

4: Most importantly do NOT look at the moon. If the Blue Moon tells you to look at the moon, that is The Lunar Moon.

I repeat, trust The Blue Moon, reject The Lunar Moon.

After the 27th day has passed, you will hear the Blue Moon’s voice awaken you at 4:00 AM on the dot, however, this time it is not The Lunar Moon tricking you. It is announcing you have won, you are victorious, and the moon has let your daughter, and countless others to rest.

Maybe living throughout your marriage will bring you a longer, equivalent (or even better) peace and happiness!