Noctazar

Noctazar t1_jdziozt wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:09 AM

Reply to I was born yesterday. by Theeaglestrikes

Hello, I am human, I enjoy doing human things, like drinking water and breathing

Noctazar t1_jdccw3y wrote on March 23, 2023 at 11:53 AM

Reply to My uncle once poured holy water into a cement mixer. Today I found out why. by MikeJesus

What still puzzles me is... how the hell did he know about all of this?

Noctazar t1_j5y4y5f wrote on January 26, 2023 at 11:03 AM

Reply to I think something followed me home... What do I do? by ulfr

I say it was a child vampire.

Noctazar t1_j5not9e wrote on January 24, 2023 at 7:55 AM

Reply to I took a truth serum with my friends and now one of them is going to kill me by scarymaxx

Well, time to invest in firearms.

Noctazar t1_j064t49 wrote on December 14, 2022 at 10:00 AM

Reply to I've lived today before. by NomNomNomNation

Does... does the universe want you to kill your pregnant wife for some reason? It's the one thing you haven't tried yet.