Malumeze86
Malumeze86 t1_jcmtw76 wrote
Reply to comment by thormun in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Work from home is woke.
Haven't you been paying attention?
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Reply to comment by AuntieDawnsKitchen in UC researchers develop innovative breathing aid. The new device not only improves symptoms of breathlessness and quality of life for people with COPD, it also offers benefits for people dealing with stress and anxiety by Wagamaga
My MIL has COPD and smokes all the time.
She insists that her COPD was cause by some chemicals she was exposed to forty years ago.
Malumeze86 t1_jb1wqic wrote
Reply to comment by downvotes_a_plenty in Uncyclopedia parody of Wikipedia! by Dry-Lie-7476
Malumeze86 t1_jadw1jw wrote
Is that a dunce cap on Hitler?
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Reply to comment by FreeCashFlow in Cracked joist under fireplace, floor sagging by willxthexthrill
He could be your dad.
You never know.
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Reply to comment by snafu607 in Unpredictable childhood environments linked to food addiction in adulthood by chrisdh79
I'm addicted to oxygen AND water.
It's a hard life.
Malumeze86 t1_j99hso0 wrote
Reply to comment by roodypoo29 in LPT: Take a few days to familiarize yourself with a spreadsheet app (e.g., MS Excel, Google Sheets). The uses are endless for school, the office, life, and other people will think you're a wizard. by tophswanson
Just don't tell the Workplace Hourly System that you're idle or they'll find you more work to do.
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Reply to comment by SkollFenrirson in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
The Santa my mom was kissing definitely was.
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Reply to comment by lynivvinyl in Atlantic City Doesn’t Fix Giant Pothole: Place A Christmas Tree by mrshoppingcart
Giant dicks don't get noticed in AC.
Malumeze86 t1_j1grd2t wrote
Reply to comment by diabeetus-girl in Factbox: About 1.2 million without power in United States from winter storms by Smithy2232
I heard someone say "I don't believe in the weather" the other day.
I'll bet he's stuck in a ditch right now.
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Reply to comment by thathastohurt in How to fix hole in plaster? by elysiansaurus
You're going to want half of those paint layers to be lead paint if you really want to be authentic.
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Reply to comment by Cryterionlol in [i ate] 6 slices of pizza by Americanmalayalee
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Reply to comment by MrSpotgold in LPT Request: Is there a way to block all posts about Elon Musk and Twitter? by soundplusfury
There's a Chrome extension that changes his name to "Grime's Boyfriend".
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Reply to comment by aLilBlindKid in A 100 sided die by DerMagicSheep
They line them up with the ones that are up.
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Reply to comment by AccaEmme in Lost combs between my wall and bathroom cabinet by trrrroy
How often do you clean 1/8" cracks between the wall and the cabinet?
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Reply to comment by cardcomm in TIFU by getting scammed at a computer repair shop by Bruh_lolo
The BBB is a toothless organization looking to sap money from clueless business owners.
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Reply to comment by bleepbloorpmeepmorp in Van Wert Co. Sheriff: 25 to 40 thousand minks with a diet consisting of 'fresh kills' released from farm by FancyFrostFire
I'm pretty sure this one is on the asshole who let them out.
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Reply to Police in New Jersey are investigating after a White woman was seen hanging dolls in nooses near a Black candidate's campaign sign | CNN by rmuktader
Haha, catch a hate crime charge to own the libs.
Fucking genius.
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Reply to comment by PM_ME_YOUR_BEAMSHOTS in PsBattle: Watermelons grown in Calabria, Italy by __Geralt
This is so dumb.
I love it.
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in New Toilet Installed - Can I do anything about all the poop streaks? by WeezerMike
Poop in doggie bags, piss in the sink, get rid of the toilet.
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Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Wait, you put your old bed outside before getting a new one?
Why on Earth would you do such a thing?
Where were you planning on sleeping?
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Reply to Frigidaire Dishwasher Dead? by Telefrag_Ent
It's a door latch malfunction.