Then there’s the people who wake up 30 minutes beforehand and then try to sleep 30 minutes only to oversleep and be late

Those are some wild names rsk rsk rsk

Tell him he’s the bad influence here because he’s the one doing drugs and is the parent. He’s supposed to be a role model.

That’s the habit of smoking it, not the substance itself.

Weed is not addictive.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. You fucked up and were creepy and were blocked. Don’t bring up foot topics when people think you have a foot fetish.

If your brother and dad both smoke then why is he over here overreacting and talking about you getting tested? Seems like bizarre behavior.

How ironic they supposedly care so much for the lives of animals while selling animals that live in boxes and have terrible lives until they’re sold.

Wtf don’t shoot dogs. You guys shouldn’t even have an animal if you think shooting one, even if it’s with an air soft gun, is an appropriate and humane thing to do. Keep your dog inside when it’s in heat and you won’t have to shoot a dog. I mean holy shit.

Well you’re not wrong…although that did unexpectedly take a dark turn

An open relationship needs to be open on both ends. If your wife can date someone else so can you, otherwise she was just using it as an excuse to cheat on you, whether that was emotionally or physically is irrelevant.

There’s an entire community made for those fetishes

Jesus dude your girlfriend is hitting herself with objects, that is not something a stable person does. She sounds like she’s gaslighting you with the combination of hitting herself+calling you abusive for making her do that. You’re not the screw up here, she is. You haven’t written anything that shows us you’re abusive to your children.

Having side effects is a better alternative than killing someone and going to jail

You need to get professional help. Like admit yourself to a mental hospital type of help, considering you’re burning yourself to self harm.

17m and 21f together for a year 🤨

That’s traumatizing. Not sure if there’s anything you can do. To him, you said you saw your future with him but from your actions you didn’t. I can’t imagine finding out your SO tried to end their own life while you weren’t there to stop them.

He’s breaking up with you because you’re unstable and he most likely can’t take someone messing around with his heart like that. He’s protecting himself by distancing from you.

Get the help you need and give him time. You could try to rekindle the relationship in a few months or years but I don’t know if it’s possible.

I’m appalled by the fact that you put some greasy ass chicken in your coat pocket

If anything you cheating on your gf in the first place was the real fuck up that led to all the other fuck ups.

I’m not surprised. People tend to lock themselves in relationships (of any kind) and think they can’t leave them because “we have so much history though”. They do it to themselves because they don’t want to be lonely or make a change.

Maybe he is and maybe he isn’t. However OP didn’t say anything indicating he’s gay as we shouldn’t assumed that he was lying to his parents. Straight people watch gay porn and gay people watch straight porn, it’s not always an indicator of someone sexuality.

He said he likes both

He doesn’t “owe” his girlfriend an explanation for what porn he watches. That’s not something he needs to justify.

Pretty inappropriate and understandable that she wouldn’t want to come back. However she is a cleaning lady and shouldn’t be fazed by some things, including this. It’s probably more so that’s it’s you specifically rather than what you did, that bothered her the most.

Then get an Uber