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Luked0g44O t1_jecgw4u wrote
Reply to comment by scientology-embracer in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Um, does Apple computers come to mind?
Luked0g44O t1_je278ai wrote
Reply to comment by Metroflektor in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Performed by: The (Fart) Cutting Crew.
Luked0g44O t1_je26dkj wrote
Musta ate something before bed.
Luked0g44O t1_je26798 wrote
Reply to comment by reikutohno in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
With An Appetite For Destruction.
Luked0g44O t1_jdxsjoa wrote
Reply to comment by Roswyne in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
DOTTIE’S brother. Dot and Dash would be siblings.
Luked0g44O t1_jdtwde5 wrote
Reply to comment by stretch3251 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
That even sounds like it could be African! M’JGA!
Luked0g44O t1_jds4n21 wrote
Reply to comment by Marquar234 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
What’s the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?
A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
Luked0g44O t1_jds42b8 wrote
Reply to comment by qhaqan in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
At least he didn’t grab her by the pussy without permission.
Luked0g44O t1_jds3yuw wrote
The word is legs. Keep spreading the word.
Luked0g44O t1_jds3tmo wrote
Reply to comment by PickleRicksFunHouse in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
“Once upon a time……………..”
Luked0g44O t1_jds3khx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
There once was a man from Nantucket, Who’s dick was so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin, As he reeled back in, If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!
Luked0g44O t1_jds33f6 wrote
I really don’t see what the buzz is all about.
Luked0g44O t1_jds0v8h wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
In a penal colony.
Luked0g44O t1_jds0sga wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Doing eternal hard time.
Luked0g44O t1_jds0jph wrote
Reply to comment by 3DreamWarrior in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
That’s the name of a new resort island in the Florida Keys: Cayman Wendt.
Luked0g44O t1_jds0b6n wrote
Reply to comment by Riverrat423 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?
“Hey, you gonna eat that?”
Luked0g44O t1_jds050g wrote
Reply to comment by Riverrat423 in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
You know what Lorena Bobbitt’s name translates into, in Russian?
Ivana Cutacockoff.
Luked0g44O t1_jdrzlmx wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
If he was a felon, then he died a hardened criminal.
Luked0g44O t1_jdrzdh0 wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
I can just imagine the headline, if that drug’s stock price ever collapsed:
VIAGRA FALLS
Luked0g44O t1_jdpx7jk wrote
Reply to comment by Pause_Affectionate in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
It was said in jest. Don’t be thin-skinned, like a typical MAGAt supporter.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpqay7 wrote
Reply to comment by yParticle in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Yeah, I’ve one of those too.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpq3yv wrote
Reply to comment by Pause_Affectionate in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Ooofff. Good ol’ Ronnie DeathSentence. Better you than us. We had to survive eight years of Eagle Scout Scotty Walker, 2010-2018.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpouvt wrote
Reply to comment by Few_Ear_1346 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
BLONDE sisters.
Luked0g44O t1_jdporus wrote
Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Lake my wife, please!
Luked0g44O t1_jef8e2v wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
What’s the square root of 69?
Eight something.