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Luked0g44O t1_jds3khx wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who’s dick was so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin, As he reeled back in, If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!

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revolut1onname OP t1_jds7nz0 wrote

There once was a man named Keith

Who would circumcise boys with his teeth.

He did it not for leisure,

Nor sexual pleasure.

But to get to the cheese underneath.

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seavisionburma t1_jdtt8f2 wrote

There once was a girl from Azores

Who's cunt was all covered in sores

The dogs in the street,

would eat the green meat,

that hung in festoons from her drawers.

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ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduapfl wrote

There was a young lady from Venus,

whose body was shaped like a penis.

A fellow named Hunt

was shaped like a cunt,

so it all worked out fine, just between us.

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seavisionburma t1_jduc0nx wrote

Fantastic. Love it.

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ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduc42f wrote

I have to confess, though …

That’s freshly stolen off of a Star Trek BBS, lol

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seavisionburma t1_jducpib wrote

That's okay. I nick all mine from Rodney Rude 😜

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ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduecli wrote

I’ve written a few myself,

But they’re never quite as Delft.

I try to write poetry,

But it turns into pottery.

As a misrhyme falls off the shelf.

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