Ktulu789

Ktulu789 t1_j19o7p6 wrote

Reply to comment by chenhanlin in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]

If the dick is hard it won't twist/break. I'm with OP from experience (sadly). So far, it happened to me twice in my life with different partners. It's not something I liked.

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Ktulu789 t1_j19noci wrote

Reply to comment by maexx80 in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]

You're all wrong, when she's in certain positions (like doggy or reverse cowboy) and very wet, the D can go anywhere. And boy! Does it go in terribly easy.

For one thing, those positions make the D point down, when normally erected it will point up. For another, if it's fully lubricated and both are also sweating it will slide in like a fish in your hands. It has nothing to do with how big the anus is. In this case is her entire body weight pushing on a D.

It's bad because you never want that to happen and it hurts like hell but it's an accident and I guess that you may not even notice if you're not watching, maybe just enjoying the moment.

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Ktulu789 t1_itr2uyc wrote

Reply to TIFU: By trying to discreetly treat a burn... on my finger by ghostredditorstempac

Man, five screens for a blister?? WTF?

Just pin a little hole in it to remove liquid and apply a band aid. In a couple hours it will stick with the skin. Add some gel if you want but it's easy as pie. A blister the size of a coin, half of it? Was it that hard? You overcomplicated it. Why couldn't you get help if you needed two hands? You didn't amputate your hand! What's so bad about it? Get a friend if you don't want to call your mom.

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Ktulu789 t1_it4fgbn wrote

Reply to comment by boots311 in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac

There's always someone that can make use of anything. Really.

Maybe they used that carpet to make stoppers or cushions for the legs of chairs, tables or whatever, not as a carpet but they put that to good use.

Sorry, English is not my native, do you call "legs" at the bottom part of chairs? 😂

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Ktulu789 t1_it2e6ep wrote

Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac

I'm sentimental to some things... But a mattress?? 🤔

On the other hand, putting something on the street and expecting it to still be there the next day??? 😄

Also asking for ways to get it back???? We are the internet, how TF would we know where is your mattress???? We don't even know where are you from! 😅😂🤣🤣🤣

Just someone passed by and needed it... Aaaand maybe left it two blocks from there cause it was too heavy...

That happened when I threw a heavy spring mattress one day, casually found it while returning home on my car, at 4 blocks from home or something. It was funny xD I knew it was mine cause it had a broken handle out of 4. I didn't have a ring on it. You're lucky to have that GF! Better get sentimental to her, IMHO 🥰😉

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Ktulu789 t1_irx4sp7 wrote

Reply to TIFU by seemin like a rude person in the bus by [deleted]

Could it be that those seats are preferably for the elder, pregnant or physically impaired people?

In my country, usually the first seats have priority for people with different conditions just because they are closer to the driver or the exits in case they need help.

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Ktulu789 t1_irtnxh1 wrote

Reply to comment by GassyTac0 in TIFU by begin a gassy asshole in the phone by GassyTac0

I think that day will go in history for that RH representative!! She will not forget that EVER! 🤣

And if it turns out into a great employee for the company, even more memorable!!! Just go and call them to explain, it was a honest mistake... 😊

BTW you made me laugh my pants off! I wish your the best! 🥲

Also, I got yelled by a car mechanic when calling to check on my car since he repeatedly thought I was his son calling him at work... It took me many tries to finally contact him and recover my car that day. I'm not mad at him... It was fun xD He works very well, also 💪🏻

So... Yeah, you can fix it! Kudos! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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