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maexx80 t1_j1945zw wrote

Yeah ... A guy ramming his dick into an anus at speed will most definitely not say "oooopsie what happened" and not feel it. Unless your anus somehow is gaping wide open. This is creative writing.

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mailordermonster t1_j19ijot wrote

I'm with you. This is BS. There's a reason that anal requires a lot of lube and foreplay. Unless she's got a vacuum ass that's sucking up lube, there's no way a "good sized" dick is getting in without the dick owner realizing. Even then, hed notice the difference. Would probably also result in anal tearing if she were riding him so hard that she managed to get fully penetrated in one bounce.

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thewickedwitch1312 t1_j19qela wrote

Actually had the exact same thing happen to me, bodily fluids are a hell of a lube. It slid right in, one stroke, and I was down. He immediately noticed what had happened and just held me while I cried from shock. I agree that the most unbelievable part of the story is that he didn’t notice. He surely should have noticed.

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lol_admins_are_dumb t1_j19itla wrote

This has happened with my wife and I. The thing about anal is that it's so tight because you're anticipating it so you tighten up. But if you're not expecting it, it is possible to slip in. And especially if you're wearing a condom or using lots of lube, it's not that impossible to not notice after just a single thrust.

What happened to my wife at the time is that she took it just fine, but as soon as she realized what had happened, she started freaking out, which caused her to tighten up, which THEN made me immediately realize what happened and it started to hurt her a lot.

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baucher04 t1_j19zk19 wrote

hey, it's gone. You were right. haha

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maexx80 t1_j1a00xa wrote

Even user itself was deleted. I guess a combination of this and her inbox blowing up by horny kids wanting to see the video.

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baucher04 t1_j1a1lek wrote

ahahaha I forgot about the video part! very true!

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Ktulu789 t1_j19noci wrote

You're all wrong, when she's in certain positions (like doggy or reverse cowboy) and very wet, the D can go anywhere. And boy! Does it go in terribly easy.

For one thing, those positions make the D point down, when normally erected it will point up. For another, if it's fully lubricated and both are also sweating it will slide in like a fish in your hands. It has nothing to do with how big the anus is. In this case is her entire body weight pushing on a D.

It's bad because you never want that to happen and it hurts like hell but it's an accident and I guess that you may not even notice if you're not watching, maybe just enjoying the moment.

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[deleted] OP t1_j195f62 wrote

No he felt it he just thought I tightened my 🐱

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chenhanlin t1_j196h44 wrote

I’m surprised his dick didn’t break then if it was that tight…had to be a smooth entrance and big enough opening

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Ktulu789 t1_j19o7p6 wrote

If the dick is hard it won't twist/break. I'm with OP from experience (sadly). So far, it happened to me twice in my life with different partners. It's not something I liked.

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Sipyloidea t1_j19b3gc wrote

Most likely she was just very wet. It's not unthinkable with a large amount of (natural) lube.

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[deleted] OP t1_j196xak wrote

I literally have a video 😭😭 am I allowed to post it here

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chenhanlin t1_j19c7f1 wrote

Getting tempted huh…you could post it on your own subreddit profile. Put NSFW

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SallyHeap t1_j196ogb wrote

The ass feels like an o ring because it's basically just the sphincter and then open intestine, the vagina feels like a handshake because the opening isn't any tighter than the walls.

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maexx80 t1_j1973fr wrote

And said sphincter will rip your dick bloody if you just hammer it in without preparation or lube

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SallyHeap t1_j19c7oq wrote

Not to mention the tearing and blood from slamming a duck into a delicate asshole without lube.

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thewickedwitch1312 t1_j19r94k wrote

No. A lot of the tightness and pain comes from mental anticipation; if you are in the middle of vaginal sex and you are not anticipating anal, your asshole flares open and closed by itself. It is very very easy for it to slide in, and by the way, vaginal wetness is lube! Literally a natural lubricant. And if the sex is good, theres a lot of that to go around.

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whatsmypasswordplz t1_j1a4xg7 wrote

I got "surprised" this way when I was younger, it barely got in before I was basically climbing up the wall to get away because it hurt so bad. I guess everyone is different

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